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Clips from The Simpsons - The Caper Chase (S28E28)

"between the last tycoon of the Jazz Age"
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"It began with an old man"
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"WOMEN: ♪ Monty! ♪"
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"Such shindigs I threw at my summer estate."
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"In an age of shameful excess,"
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"Monogram Monty Burns."
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"who are all pretty amazing party planners."
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"Oh, who cares? Ice is ice."
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"It says Mega Stuf on the package,"
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"Simpson, you seem fairly popular,"
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""for an evening of madcap magic and mischief"
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"Well, now to select the perfect guest list"
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"of our city's sharpest wits and glittering socialites."
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"and Jacuzzis full of brisket."
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"- How do I smell? - (sniffs)"
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"don't feel weird doing drugs in front of me."
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"Where mansions are called "cottages.""
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"is called "sailing.""
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"(all gasping)"
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"That's impossible."
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"At my sister's house!"
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"Welcome, honored guests."
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"Now, dance the night away on my vintage 1920s parquet floor."
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"so be sure to don your protective booties."
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"(Moe grunting)"
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"sipping hot buttered rum in a ski chalet"
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"(grunting frantically)"
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"(growls)"
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"(gasps)"
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"(chuckles) Once I would've thought nothing"
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"Yeah. (grunting)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Mm, whoever is throwing this magnificent to-do"
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"No one has ever met him."
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"My name is Jay G."
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"Let's go, Mr. Burns."
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"What did you say?"
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"Are you Montgomery Burns, the despised billionaire?"
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"There's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time,"
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"I can't believe I'm meeting the Monty Burns."
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"See? There you told me to find a symbol"
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"Goosius is on everything"
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"I hope this bite never heals."
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"it would help anyone."
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"♪ Blue McLaren? ♪"
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"♪ They all be starin' 'cause ♪"
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"♪ I'm so established ♪"
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"- ♪ My life is fabulous ♪ - ♪ Sugar trust. ♪"
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"A man who discovered Rick Ross"
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"and a man who dated Betsy Ross."
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"A wonderland of boutiques"
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"wanting to keep their wives busy."
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"kids or ice cream."
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"Well, I don't."
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"Mats Wilander may have been a decent player,"
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"doesn't mean you can cut."
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"I am going to pay for everyone's cones."
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"- Yeah! - Yes!"
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"The Forstmans' firefly thing?"
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"No."
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"The Olins' jellyfish fry thing?"
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"But I want to, um, hang out."
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"I've never met anyone like you before."
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"Anyone with, you know, I don't know, um,"
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"Hmm. Who would have thought two billionaire Republicans"
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"than anyone else."
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"What's that one?"
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"That's for my... (chuckles)"
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"personal horticulturalist."
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"(chuckling): You know what I'm sayin'?"
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"I don't."
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"No spending limit, no store has ever heard of it."
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"Take it if you want to roll like G."
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"Whale-copters? VIP pod-view?"
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"And you did, you became even more horrible."
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"(grunts)"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"fling the bling, spill them bills."
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"- ♪ What you want? ♪ - ♪ A whole lot of money ♪"
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"- ♪ What you want? ♪ - ♪ A whole lot of money ♪"
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"♪ I got it ♪"
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"$10,000."
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"Do I hear $50,000?"
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"$10 million!"
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"Sold!"
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"(chuckling): What a deal!"
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"I thought I'd get tired of window-shopping"
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"(gasps) A protest!"
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"Blake, is that you?"
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"What happened to your privilege?"
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"Now, that's sustainable!"
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"I've dedicated my entire allowance"
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"Horsey, horsey, horsey, horsey, horsey!"
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"(Smithers grunting, ringtone playing)"
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"Broke?"
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"and coated with powdered diamond."
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"MOE: Don't take it."
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"Mr. Burns, I think Jay wanted you to bankrupt yourself."
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"♪ I gave you the card, Burns ♪"
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"♪ It was all a trap, yo ♪"
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"♪ As you 'bout to find out ♪"
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"♪ Your bottom lip is quivering ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I own you, it is excellent ♪"
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"♪ You're broke now ♪"
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"(honks)"
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"Our magical friendship was a sham!"
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"is when they're watching their whole world fall apart."
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"And all they can do is stare blankly."
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"Now he's really sobbing heavy."
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"Oh, he tripped over a dog."
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"(sobs)"
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"Hey, if there's no more money, we'll take"
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"(growling)"
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"(snarling)"
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"to return from Canada with my lake ice."
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"(cracking)"
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"HOMER: With my dear wife losing her marbles,"
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"♪ Radioactive ♪"
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"JAY: Mixtape coming soon, ladies."
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