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Clips from The Simpsons - One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (S02E02)

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"Isn't there anything faster than a microwave? Four. Three."
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"I've got a dried-out end piece with your name on it."
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"We haven't missed pork chop night since the pig scare in '87!"
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"The playground has the facts right but missed the point."
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"The squid looks like it's been hacked by a blind woodsman."
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"Hang your head in shame."
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"-And two of these things. -Two uni."
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"Hello, Marge. Hello! I'm the one dying, not you."
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"I'm sorry, Homer."
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"I want my last hours of family life to be happy ones."
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"What's that word you use for when you and I...?"
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""Watch the sunrise.""
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"Till 6 a.m., my dearest darling, on my last day on Earth."
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"And now, some aftershave."
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""Listen to Lisa play her sax.""
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"Oh, I want to be in that rumba"
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"He was a simple, kind and gentle man who loved his children and-- D'oh!"
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"I just want you to know that I love you, Dad!"
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"No! We've got a lot of catching up to do."
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"I really wanted to do that one."
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"-Maybe we don't wanna give it to you. -Maybe we wanna haul your butt in."
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"Atmosphere."
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"Thanks! I just wasted my only call on your stupid--"
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"You're dying and you wouldn't even stop to have a beer with your buddies?"
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"I want him in my office at 9:00, Monday morning."
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"Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy."
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"Wait a minute."
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"You scum-sucking pus bucket!"
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"Guys, keep it down. I've got some last words."
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"Where can he be?"
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"Soon the rain will fall My dear one is departing"
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"I love the Spurs. If you're betting, they're gonna win it all."
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"I guess there's nothing more to say but--"
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"-Three in a row! -Let's see that again."
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"Yes, it is, but his approach has been wrong from the beginning."
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"Well, he's stepping up now. He needs to get at least a spare."
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"One Fish, Two Fish Blow Fish, Blue Fish"
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"-Is it done yet? -It will be ready in 8 seconds."
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"Two. One. Bing!"
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"We have meat loaf!"
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"Get it while it's hot, kids."
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"Thursday. Meat loaf night. As it was, is now, and ever shall be."
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"-Get to the point. -You want me to be open-minded..."
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"-...try new things, live life-- -Who said that? Nobody wants that."
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"-Shut up! -Tomorrow night it would be nice..."
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"-...to go out for dinner. -Friday? Pork chop night?"
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"Pork chops. From cradle to grave, etched in stone--"
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"-Where do you wanna go? -Anywhere but hamburgers or pizza."
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"Fine! We'll go to Mars!"
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"-There's a new sushi place on Elm St. -Sushi?"
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"Maybe this is a playground thing, but isn't that raw fish?"
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"-Sushi is considered a delicacy. -Can we try it?"
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"-No. -This argument humiliates us both."
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"If I said no the first time, would I say yes the second time?"
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"-Maybe on the ninety-ninth time. -Try me."
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"-Please, Dad? -No!"
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"-Please, Dad? -No!"
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"Don't be alarmed. They were saying hello."
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"Okay. Hello!"
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"This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty..."
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"...but soon it will be full of drunken Japanese businessmen."
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"I am Akira. May I take your order?"
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"What do you suggest for a family unsure about being here?"
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"Sushi Surprise, a bit of everything. Very non-threatening."
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"-I'll have one. -Make it two."
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"Akira, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel."
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"-Do you have killer giant squid? -Not today. Sir?"
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"Bring me one of these, one of these and one of those."
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"-What do you think? -No!"
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"Good thing I'm open-minded."
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"Not bad. Interesting!"
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"I'll try this little pink one here."
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"Oh, boy! This fish is delish!"
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"Hi, my name is Richie Sakai."
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"I am an anesthesiologist."
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"I'd like to dedicate this song to my wife, Patty."
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"-I recommend the raw quail egg. -You're the doctor!"
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"There's gotta be something I haven't tried. What's this? Fugu!"
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"It's blowfish, sir. But I should warn you that one--"
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"Come on, pal. Fugu me!"
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"-She's here! Cover for me. -One fugu."
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"-But cut properly, it's quite tasty. -I must get the master."
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"Oh, Miss Krabappel, your hair smells so..."
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"-...clean. -You're needed in the kitchen."
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"-I said cover for me, damn it! -Master, we need your skilled hands."
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"My skilled hands are busy! You do it!"
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"Poison. Poison. Tasty fish!"
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"-Concentrate. Concentrate. -I want fugu!"
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"Fan-fugu-tastic!"
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"Beautiful language, isn't it?"
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"-Don't eat another bite. -I couldn't possibly."
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"I shall be blunt. We have reason to believe you've eaten poison."
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"Poison! What should I do? Tell me quick!"
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"Don't panic. There's a map to the hospital on the menu."
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""Try something new. How can it hurt you, Homer?""
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"Your wife agreed I should tell you."
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"No need, doc. I can read Marge like a book."
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"-It's good news, isn't it? -No, Mr. Simpson."
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"If you have consumed blowfish venom, and the chef said it's probable..."
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"-...you have 24 hours to live. -24 hours?"
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"Well, 22. I'm sorry I kept you waiting."
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"-I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die! -I know."
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"One consolation is that you'll feel no pain until tomorrow evening..."
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"...when your heart explodes."
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"Death anxiety is normal. Expect to go through five stages."
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"-First, denial. -No way! I'm not dying!"
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"-The second is anger. -Why, you little--!"
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"-After that comes fear. -What's after fear?"
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"-Bargaining. -You gotta get me out of this."
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"-Finally, acceptance. -We all gotta go sometime."
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"Your progress astounds me. I'll leave you two alone."
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"Perhaps this pamphlet will be helpful."
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""So You're Going to Die.""
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"-Have you thought of what to tell them? -Nothing, it'll just upset them."
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"-You know what you wanna do tomorrow? -Almost."
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"Oh, good!"
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"I'm not done yet, Marge."
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"When we're intimate?"
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""Be intimate with Marge.""
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