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Clips from The Simpsons - Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles (S27E27)

"♪ The limit ♪"
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"You've awakened Scotland's shame!"
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"Class, I would like you to meet your new teacher,"
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"Air Force? Sergeant?"
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"I am proud to be here educating my country."
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"What's the second most powerful weapon?"
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"Uh, that's really not appropriate for me to say."
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"How many hospitals did you help build?"
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"Now one's up in the air."
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"What the hell?"
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"Oh, yeah. I thought Krabappel was smokin'."
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"I kept every issue of the Fourth Gradian she was in."
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"Great lady."
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"♪ My blood alcohol is .03 ♪"
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"Oh, I like it when the drivers sing their blood alcohol level."
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"♪ Not so sober ♪"
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"Oh. And not just any milk--"
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"That will be $16."
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"But this video will gloss over all of your questions."
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"It'd better."
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"That's the best milk I've ever had."
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"You said "milk.""
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"Bart, you're up already?"
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"Nope, today we're off."
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"like he's going to church, okay?"
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"Boy, that's when I realized just how big"
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"Can we please get a move on? I do not want to miss any school."
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"to your cute new teacher?"
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"Like what Michelle Pfeiffer did for Coolio."
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"No."
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"Hmm?"
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"That's right, son. But, uh, right after this,"
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"I have to go get some cigarettes."
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"Oh, don't cry, Norman."
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"That's not my name!"
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"And just what are you doing?"
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"in 30 years."
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"you need some extra help."
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"Bart, I'm glad that you're trying,"
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"It's because I am so troubled, ma'am."
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"Vulnerable. I need a firm but pretty hand."
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"he talked about bird-watching all day."
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"♪ Afternoon ♪"
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"♪ I'm just beginning ♪"
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"♪ To see ♪"
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"♪ It doesn't matter to me ♪"
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"I was, uh, wondering if you needed any help,"
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"Otherwise, they just get longer and longer."
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"Oh, my God, he loves her, too."
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"Oh, my God, they love me, too!"
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"No! No, no, no, no!"
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"Acne? But she's only eight."
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"Somehow I'm becoming a squeaky-voiced teen!"
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"I've got a starter 'stache. Next, I'm a loser,"
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"then I'm a creep, then I'm a perv."
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"I'm not ready for my awkward years."
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"Aw. Beep, bop, boop."
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"And there,"
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"there, and there."
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"to take the little plastic thing off the blade?"
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"Really? I always wondered about that."
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"Mom, the inside of this hoodie is covered in tears."
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"I'll be very gentle."
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"Oh, what is it?"
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"D'oh!"
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"I actually have two different PTSDs."
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"I am certified as a paramedic."
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"Whoa, Lisa, you look great!"
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"Beautiful and mature."
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"Like a sideline reporter."
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"Oh. R-Really?"
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"Well, um, uh, well, duh."
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"Oh, my God, I'm popular!"
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"It went right to my head! Aah!"
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"So when you're done with this page, you will learn"
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"But he needs help, and he's not going to be a child much longer."
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"Yeah, so beat it, bald lip."
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"Guys, I need to sharpen my mustaches."
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"A... or B?"
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"B. - A. N."
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"How would milk do that?"
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"not to get turned into hamburger."
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"They also make industrial foam."
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"Talk to me."
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"Aw!"
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"I just turned a big corner, Bart."
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"Oh, Simpson,"
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"Yeah, yeah, I know about you and Berrera."
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"You know about me and Carol?"
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"Pff. Everyone likes that."
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"She's never seen an episode of Friends."
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"And she has a cat with different color eyes."
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"I got a delivery of live class pets here."
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"When you're in the shower, do you shampoo your mustache?"
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"not an if-you-feel-like-it-stache."
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"Dickory doo."
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"The Simpson lad."
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"Mom, could you please, please, please"
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"stay within the lip liner?"
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"A week ago, you'd never even worn makeup."
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"Now you're an expert like Ace Frehley."
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"I usually don't see double until an hour into the party."
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"It's going to rain,"
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"and rain washes off makeup,"
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"imperfect, blemished,"
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"a social mess in a lampshade dress."
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"Okay, all right."
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"Attention, party!"
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"Your skin is fin"
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"So, uh, admitting you're not cool is probably"
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"You want to be friends? I do."
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"Um, how clean is that hand?"
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"A fish says, "Moo!""
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"Bart, I realized what's been going on."
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"Even wieners."
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"Hmm, three bucks."
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"Do what you do best-- your worst."
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"Look, Seymour, I'm not gonna do a thing."
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"Wow. The first war I've won."
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"Uh, Carol, all that's left is for you to meet my mother,"
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