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Clips from The Simpsons - Four Great Women and a Manicure (S20E20)

"Majesty, thy suitors await."
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"Your Majesty, I have returned from the New World with a gift."
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"What is the status of my armada?"
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"A hundred and twenty of the finest killing machines ever built."
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"It's you, Your Majesty."
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"that our fat, mean king could dump his faithful wife,"
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"For destroying the Spanish Armada, I dub thee "Sir" Sir Walter Raleigh."
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"It's called Snow White and the Seven..."
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"is the copyrighted property of the Walt Disney Corporation."
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"(ALL SINGING) Ho-hi, ho-hi"
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"It's off to work Ho-hi"
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"What'll I do with the rest of the body?"
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"I... I cannot do it!"
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"She's beautiful!"
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"- Who are you? - Care for an apple?"
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"(CACKLES)"
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"Thanks, Marge. But don't forget, there's still going to be a civil suit."
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"Wouldst thou live a coward in thine own esteem"
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"Snore!"
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"Snore!"
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"Why does everyone around here talk that crazy talk?"
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"William Shakespeare."
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"As you all know, this afternoon,"
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"That's Bye Bye, Birdie."
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"Damn it, Morpheus! Not everyone believes what you believe!"
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""then last, and least, the lead, Homer Simpson.""
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"- Unless you're not man enough! - No, dear. I'm a man, dear."
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"(ALL GROANING)"
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"(SINGING) Killing makes me hungry"
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"It's my moment!"
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"Life's but a walking shadow,"
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"and then is heard no more."
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"(APPLAUDING)"
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"Henry IV, Part One, Henry IV, Part Two, Henry V,"
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"Me having to read all those plays would be the real tragedy."
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"Yeah. But the guy on the book jacket is one sexy slice of beefcake."
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"Now children, while I do traffic school online,"
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"Now let's see what your children have done, shall we?"
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"You will be tried as a toddler!"
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"stood alone against the daycare teacher of her time."
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"that are the glory of all humanity."
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"These are my terms. I do not care to play by any others."
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"And on the very top floor was a daycare center,"
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"(GASPS) Maggie, get away from there!"
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"(BIRD CAWS)"
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"D'oh!"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"Mmm..."
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"Mom, I'm glad you brought me here,"
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"but isn't it more important for a woman to be smart and powerful than beautiful?"
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"A woman can be smart, beautiful, and powerful, like Queen Elizabeth I."
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"She had it all. Except the most important thing."
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"- Please don't say "a man." - No! A husband!"
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"The year was 1588, 400 years"
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"before Kirk Gibson would hit his famous home run."
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"Queen Elizabeth ruled over all of England."
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"Every eligible bachelor in Europe wanted her hand in marriage."
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"So you can pump out a son"
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"and then I don't gotta work for no broad no more."
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"My liege."
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"Announcing Prince Ralph of Austria!"
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"- Off with my head! - Pass."
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"King Julio of Spain."
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"Hello, Queenie baby."
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"Forget it. I've seen you making goo-goo eyes at my court jester."
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"Well, I like a man who can make me laugh!"
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"But for you, I'll make an exception."
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"Hands off my harlequin! This is 1588, and his material is fresh and hip."
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"You have made a big mistake, lady!"
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"His Excellency Sir Walter Raleigh."
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"Hmm..."
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"This healthful and slimming herb, tobacco."
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"Ooh!"
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"If I ever have sex, this'll be great afterwards."
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"I'll show those uppity English food boilers."
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"Ooh! Not bad. Not bad at all. Now take me to the real ones."
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"Those are the real ones. "Watch out, England.""
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"(IN ENGLISH ACCENT) "No! Have mercy, my lord!""
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"- "Never." - Guards!"
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"Take him away and put things inside of him."
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"- Nice things? - No. Not nice things."
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"Allow me."
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"Ooh!"
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"You have the strength of a plow horse but the charm of a cart horse."
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"SELMA: Treason!"
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"How dare you make out under my crenelations"
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"while I make out not? Don't you know that I love you?"
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"I've always loved you!"
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"Which one of us are you talking to?"
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"I'm not sure. Both! Neither! What difference does it make?"
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"Take them to the Tower!"
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"Whoa. Someone call Beowulf! Grendel got in again!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"- The Spanish Armada sails for England. - Armada? What's "armada"?"
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"Nothing. What's armada with you?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Seriously, though, we're in real trouble here."
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"Come, Tea Biscuit."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"(NEIGHING)"
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"The time of battle grows nigh."
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"MOE: So here's us, and a whole lot of them."
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"It's probably a little too early to be standing under this."
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"Lord Jesus, although our country turned Protestant for the sole reason"
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"we know you're on our side."
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"So please destroy these horrible monsters"
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"who believe your mother should be revered."
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"Abandon ship!"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"Normally, I love to see flaming dreamboats headed my way,"
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"but not like this, baby! Not like this!"
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"And I grant you two my blessing."
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"Your Majesty, it's so kind of you to give up the one man you truly loved."
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"- I don't need a man. For I have England! - Yeah. You keep telling yourself that."
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"(TOY SQUEAKING)"
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"You keep soaking. We're going to Koo Koo Roo."
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"Which in our language means nothing."
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