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Clips from The Simpsons - Opposites A-Frack (S26E26)

"Wait. But today's not Pork Chop Tuesday."
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"I'm just happy you're happy."
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"What's going on?"
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"Well, I do have a favor."
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"So they need a place to stay."
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"No, Marge, no!"
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"You ate the food and looked in the mirrors."
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"They're staying!"
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"No, no. No, no, we don't have to smoke."
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"Bad news, bears."
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"Forecast calls for nothing but rain."
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"Here we go. Problem solved."
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"Choke on our harmless fumes."
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"Sure, it's got the nicotine, but where's the tar?"
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"Wait, wait."
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"Aha! I gotcha!"
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"I'm glad I never bothered to learn"
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"Oh!"
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"Flaming tap water."
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"Sad. Sad. Sad."
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"Cute."
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"This one!"
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"into underground shale deposits,"
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"fracking releases natural gas,"
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"If you can't dance in it, I ain't drilling for it."
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"Oh, man."
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"Hmm, this is clearly a fracking site."
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"How are they keeping people away?"
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"for a drilling operation."
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"Evergreen Terrace is built atop a massive shale deposit."
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"trapped underneath your shanties and lean-tos."
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"What about it?!"
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"Assemblywoman Lombard!"
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"You got my e-mails!"
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"I guess I do."
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"I'm gonna hit this Mr. Burns"
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"I... don't recall."
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"of your fellow human beings?"
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"You can't drill underneath people's homes"
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"Natural Resources and Blimp Safety,"
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"The planet wants to be protected and nourished"
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"No. Am I?"
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"Oh, good."
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"spat-snapping... Spanx-shredding mistake."
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"And that includes..."
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"So, Monty, shall we find a way to continue this..."
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"And you're a hard-hearted capitalist."
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"Scandinavians."
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"Don't forget to set your fantasy lineup."
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"Thanks, Charlie."
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"No, uh, I'm not screwing you over."
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"hydraulic fracturing creates jobs."
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"to spend their earnings buying what you're selling-- beer."
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"so judge me all you want. I am judging you."
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"Don't care. Don't care. Judge, judge, judge."
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"It's a gas cash... blast?"
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"Mr. Burns is a vampire sucking the lifeblood of this town"
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"I'll bring the oxygen."
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"Money is like a job you don't even have to do!"
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"Hmm."
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"Excellent."
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"No, no. It's excellent. It's excellent."
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"Uh, maybe you can help me, Simpson."
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"Well... one."
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"Well, I'm no Carl when it comes to this stuff,"
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"Our water was on fire!"
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"Burns can't frack drop one!"
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"Considered this ill-conceived affair terminated!"
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"Oh! Was on fire. Was!"
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"Smithers, turn my back on this man!"
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"Nothing in common, eh? Tell me more."
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"Whatever are you doing, man?!"
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"Never heard of eminent domain?"
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"That is ridiculous."
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"Stop laying about, you!"
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"If that woman thinks she's been scorned now,"
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"she ain't seen nothing yet!"
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"It's fracking time."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Just like you destroyed my mansion."
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"Homer, turn off that horrible machine!"
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"who use fracking as an easy bad guy,"
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"on... fire!"
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"He was furious at that woman, now he's embracing her."
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"Nothing except passion."
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"Well, there's free jazz on Saturdays"
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"at the art museum."
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"Now they say omega-3 pills are bad for you."
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"What kind? What kind of what?"
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"What kind of dog does your sister have?"
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"Oh, I wish we'd bought the more expensive theater tickets."
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"I'll never see anything in row BB."
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"Whoo! Pork chops with gravy!"
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"I also set up some mirrors"
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"so you could watch hockey fights while you eat."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Oh, I love Canadian-on-Canadian violence."
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"Oh, baby, this is so great!"
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"Thank you so much."
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"Wait a minute, that's not something people really feel."
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"Patty and Selma came home early from their vacation,"
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"out of their apartment."
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"Paris was a bust."
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"Her smile will die!""
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"to stay in the Bat Cave!"
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"Hmm."
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"one teensy problem with this plan."
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"I'm a teensy bit concerned"
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"about them smoking around the children."
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"You know, their lungs are so teensy."
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"Hmm. He has a point."
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"We can stop whenever we want. See?"
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"Okay, how about this--"
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"if you catch us smoking in the house,"
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"even one time, you can throw us out on the street."
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"You know what? I trust them not to smoke."
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"And if you trust them, I trust them, too."
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"Safety first!"
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"Screw this. We'll just go outside."
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"Well, if you fall asleep with them,"
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