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Clips from The Simpsons - Little Girl in the Big Ten (S13E13)

"D'oh!"
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"My bad."
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"Lisa, gym isn't just about encouraging fitness,"
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"Are you mad, Brunella? You can't fail Lisa."
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"Perhaps we could get her a private coach?"
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"Well, I know a coach. But he's tough."
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"Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at?"
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"Well, hookers and Spider-Man."
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"But you must also train your body with vigor."
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"Oh, boy! This takes me back!"
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"Laziness is counter-revolutionary."
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"Questions are decadent!"
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"You fall, they kill you!"
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"Relax, relax."
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"Bravo, little girl. Great progress!"
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"Oh, thank you. Do you think I'll pass gym this term?"
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"Well, I'm Tina. And this is Carrie."
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"Maybe we could hang out together."
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"You guys are college students!"
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"everyone always thinks we're way younger."
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"Um..."
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"No, Lisa. We're both in..."
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"Whoops. Gotta age it up."
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"So what dorm do you live in?"
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"Whoa! Party house."
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"Who's Mom?"
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"Now you're sure you haven't been to China?"
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"It can't be mange. I just had him dipped."
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"Now don't worry. These pills will take care of everything."
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"My bubble, my rules."
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"That is called parenting. I'm going to Moe's."
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"Now open your minds for the Coltrane of the quatrain,"
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"I study there!"
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""Slow dulcimer, gavotte and bow in autumn""
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""In summer, gasoline rainbow in the gutter"
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""The secret courtesy that courses like ichor"
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"This is the single greatest day of my life!"
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""Impossible to tell in writing."
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"Cherish these moments, Homer."
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""Pinsky, you've done it again. ""
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"A- minus."
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"It's spin, spin, spin, and away I go!"
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"I feel like Harriet the spy."
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"It shows how the depletion of our natural resources"
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"She's worse than that 80-year-old"
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"with those quadrangles and study carrels and syllabi, and..."
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"Against my wishes!"
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"But the atmosphere there was so stimulating."
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"Oh. And this kitchen isn't?"
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"I put those Cathys on the fridge for you."
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"What are you guys doing?"
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"Can I come with you?"
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"I'm too good for this place, too."
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"Now run home to your shack."
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"I was trying to throw Bart over the roof"
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"When I was starting out, they said,"
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""You're good. But are you 'plaque' good?""
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"Thank you."
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"I will now take pre-approved questions from honor roll students."
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"Good going, Lise."
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"And it sure is great to be out of that bubble."
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"Suck!"
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"Welcome to second grade gymnastics."
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"We'll get started as soon as the previous class"
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"finishes up on the equipment."
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"Don't worry."
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"You can win them back if you stick the landing."
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"Big smile."
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"Come on, ladies. Faster, higher, better!"
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"it's also about exposing weakness!"
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"Check minus."
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"She's the only child keeping this school accredited."
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"Without her, we'd have to release"
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"these children back into the forest."
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"So, let's just turn that minus into a plus."
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"Skinner, I took an oath!"
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"And by Xena, this girl's failing gym!"
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"He defected into East Germany."
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"For next exercise, put hands on hips, jump out window,"
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"and go tell parents to stop wasting my time with failure child!"
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"Faster! Lift your knees!"
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"Look, Lisa! There's an opening!"
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"Forget it. I'm going home."
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"Get up, Liser."
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"President Kennedy!"
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"That's right, Liser."
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"Academics are important."
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"That's why I created the President's Council on Physical Fitness, yes."
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"Well, I can't argue with the man"
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"who wrote Profiles in Courage."
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"Yes. Uh, I wrote it. Well, good luck, Liser."
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"Thanks! I'll see you in heaven!"
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"My little munchkin bumped her pumpkin."
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"Are you okay, Lisa?"
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"I'm more than okay!"
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"Ich bin ein gymnast."
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"Aw, she must've dreamt about Hitler again."
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"There you go. A Laffy Meal for you,"
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"and a Nostalgia Meal for me."
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"Two ration stamps and an artillery shell full of oleo!"
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"What's your nostalgia prize, Grampa?"
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"Liberace action figure."
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"Party tonight at Roddy McDowall's."
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"I got a plastic Krusty-saurus."
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"Hmm."
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"A mosquito? How'd that get in there?"
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"Fast hands mean less whipping."
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"Ow!"
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"Skeeter bites are good luck."
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"Scratch it and you get a wish."
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"I don't feel so good. Can you take me to the hospital?"
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"Finally we're doing something I want to do."
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"Just relax. Think of floor as full of snakes."
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"And snakes!"
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"You deserve reward."
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"Here is your cat back, good as new."
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"Is no problem. God give you greatest gift."
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"Big head like beach ball made of bone."
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"Gives you perfect balance."
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"See you tomorrow. Rest your giant head. I am Lugash."
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