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Clips from The Simpsons - Some Enchanted Evening (S01E01)

"There's an overturned melon truck on the interstate. Oh, it's a mess."
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"- That's okay, Mom! - We got money!"
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"- This is Bill Pie, your pie in the sky, saying good-bye. -KBBL"
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"I don't know how much more of this I can--"
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"Save your whining for when you're on the air, okay?"
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"Hey, turn it up. I love hearing those wackos."
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"When we were dating, he was sweeter..."
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"and more romantic and 40 pounds thinner,"
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"What was that last thing you said? Ah."
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"Isn't that your wife, Homer?"
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"The pig has made you into his mother."
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"You are not the hot love object you deserve to be."
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"- Really? - I'm as sure of it as I'm sure my voice is annoying."
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"Tonight, the second he comes through that front door,"
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"you've got to tell him you're fed up, and if he doesn't start loving, you will be leaving."
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"- You'll tell him right when he comes home from work. - Yeah!"
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"- Say it like you mean it. - Yeah!"
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"- Al? - Yeah, Al. Last name, Coholic."
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"Lemme check."
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"Wait a minute. Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass."
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"I hope you do find that punk someday, Moe. Fill 'er up."
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"Let's just say I don't feel like goin' home tonight. jar, please."
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"You're no more of a pig than I am."
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"- Oh, no! - See? You're a pig."
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"hose ourselves off and act like human beings."
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"I read you loud and clear. Heh, heh, heh, heh!"
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"deserve to be, deserve to be."
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"Call for Oliver Klozoff!"
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"Oh, Homer! I feel giddy!"
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"Goodness. Must be a crossed wire."
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"-I'd like a baby-sitter for the evening. -Wait a minute."
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"- Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Baby-sitting Service."
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"Did your wife just call a second ago?"
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"Those Simpsons, what a bunch of savages!"
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"and we've found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family."
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"Ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba ba-ba, ba, ba"
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"- You know, one day you'll learn to move like your old man. - Not if l can help it."
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"Hmm? Hee."
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"Ba, ba, ba-ba, ba-ba ba-ba, ba-ba, ba, ba"
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"Precious, I think I hear the doorbell."
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"Here are the phone numbers of the restaurant where we'll be dining..."
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"and the motel where we'll be spending the night."
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"Until then, they can watch a tape from our video library."
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"Oh, boy! The Happy Little Elves Meet the Curious Bear Cub."
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"- Mmmwha! Gotta go. -Ba, ba"
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"Ba, ba, ba-ba, ba-ba ba-ba, ba, ba"
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"We've seen the Crappy Little Elves about 14 billion times."
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"Aw! That's merely suggested viewing matter, lady."
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"Well, when you choose one that's floating upside down,"
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"Oh, okay. Then I'll take that one there with the beady eyes."
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"Help! Help!"
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"Faster, faster! We gotta save Bubbles."
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"Oh, man, I can't take it anymore."
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"- But I want to see what happens! - You know what happens."
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"Now for some real TV."
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"When the brutal, slow-motion killing starts, I'll tell you to shut your eyes."
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"Garcon! Another bottle of your second-least-expensive champagne."
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"Except for one thing-- no chaperone."
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"The Baby-sitter Bandit has left a trail of her daring nighttime robberies..."
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"She could be lurking anywhere,"
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"about to descend upon another house full of unsuspecting dupes."
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"- Eee! - Wow!"
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"- Remember, she may be using a clever alias... - Botz!"
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"- Aaah! - Aaah!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Oh, thereit--"
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"No problemo. We'll just get off at the next exit."
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"Bart. Bart."
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"and say your prayers."
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"Seeing as no one was hurt, I think it would be really silly to dwell on this."
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"Hello, vigilant viewer."
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"You have reached America's Most Armed and Dangerous."
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"Come on, Marge. Let me carry you over the threshold."
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"Yi! Oh! Yeow!"
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"Yi! Oh! Yeow!"
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"I'm really not a bad person. Here. While I finish up,"
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"Maybe I'll go slip into something a little more comfortable."
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"Hardly worth it."
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"Come here!"
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"- Good-bye! - Good-bye, everybody!"
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"Oh, ho, ho, ho."
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"I guess you need to be tied up too."
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"- If she's convicted, we get T-shirts! - Yeah!"
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"We're so sorry. We're so sorry!"
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"Oh, these things are heavy."
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"- No, no, triple. - Thank you."
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"- Mr. Sampson, can I give you a bit of advice? - Sure."
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"Ain't that the truth? You know, one time he--"
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"- Huh?"
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"the escape of the notorious Baby-sitter Bandit?"
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"- The what? - The Baby-sitter Bandit."
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"Oh, uh, a-are you sure this microphone works?"
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"Have you ever seen a kung fu movie? It was just like that."
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"Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright."
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"Oh, Homer, don't say that."
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"Mmmmwha!"
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"Honey, can we make up again?"
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"Oh, my goodness!"
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"-So come in, Bill. - Bad news, drivers."
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"There's lots of rubber neck in gandmelon wrestling going on, so expect delays--"
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"- Uh-oh, schoolbus!"
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"You forgot the special lunches I made."
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"Mmm."
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"This is KBBL, K-Babble, all talk, 24 hours a day."
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"If you'd like to share your embarrassing problem with our audience,"
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"we invite you to call our therapist of the airwaves, Dr. Marvin Monroe."
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"Our number is 555-PAI N."
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"Don't be afraid. Call now."
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"- Hello. I'd like to talk to Dr. Monroe. - First name, age, problem?"
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"I'm Marge, 34, and my problem is my husband."
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"He doesn't listen to me. He doesn't appreciate me."
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"Okay, let's see. Next we have Marge."
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"- Tell me 'bout your husband, Marge. - Well--"
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"and he had hair, and he ate with utensils."
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"Don't be ridiculous. My wife worships the ground I walk on."
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"Leave Homer?"
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"- Don't use his real name! - Leave Pedro?"
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"- Can you be that honest? - Yeah."
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"Attagirl."
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"Come on, Bart. Not again."
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