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Clips from The Simpsons - In Marge We Trust (S08E08)

"- [Bart Laughs] - Shh."
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"- [Muffled Laughter] - ## [Singing On TV]"
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"[Snoring, Gasps] Oh, my goodness!"
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"- [All Gasping] - [Clears Throat]"
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"- All right. - Mother's gone too far."
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"but it sounded like that poor man was reaching out to you."
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"I'm not sure your advice was all that helpful."
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"There was just one fellow man I hadn't counted on."
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"Okay. Uh, why don't you start from the top?"
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"- It came from the dump! - But, Marge, I'm obsessed with it."
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"Oh. Well, it's time to start telling the truth."
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"Seymour, I'm getting tired. Tell them we're going next."
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"And you never will be."
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"Okay, here you go."
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"Please, please! One at a time! One at a time!"
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"Come right this way, Mel. Tim, hold my calls."
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"I'm a shepherd without a flock."
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"The real question is, what have you done to keep them?"
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"Tell us, good Reverend..."
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"Oh, now, please. l- I thought saints were supposed to be friendly."
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"- [Ringing] - Hello. Listen Lady."
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"If the passengers will look to the right, you will see a sad man."
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"That is all."
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"Look! We got a package from the Mr. Sparkle Company in Japan."
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"Hmm? Hmm. Ow!"
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"[Laughing]"
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"[Giggling]"
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"You've just got to accept it."
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"It's at the bottom of the ocean."
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"- They-They finally stopped to gas up their scooters. - [Bell Dinging]"
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"but the gas costs 1.49 and eight-tenths."
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"- They're leaving. The ordeal is over. - [Roaring]"
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"- Hey, Flanders, it's me! - [Camera Shutter Clicking]"
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"Hey! Mr. Sparkaru! Mr. Sparkaru!"
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"That came from Baboon County, USA!"
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"[Clicks Tongue] Geez, I'd like to, but if they don't kill the intruder..."
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"it's really bad for their society."
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"- Thank heavens! - Entrust your hand to mine, Ned."
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"- [Screams] - [Chittering]"
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"Say your prayers, you heathen baboons!"
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"- Wow! - Oh, those poor monkeys."
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"You really went above and beyond."
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"A pair of the great apes rose up at me, but bif-bam..."
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"[Hissing]"
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"-"
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"## [Chorus Singing]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"## [Singing On TV]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"[Man Speaking French On P.A.]"
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"[Laughing]"
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"[French Continues]"
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"[Loud Explosion]"
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"Turn it down! We don't want to wake up Mom and Dad!"
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"- [Loud Explosion] - Shh!"
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"[Loud Laughter]"
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"Kids, Homer, we're late for church!"
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"- I'm glad I dressed last night. - Oh, I'd love to go with you, honey..."
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"but I got a lot of work to do around the bed."
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"In that case, he should've made the week an hour longer."
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"- Lousy God. - [Groans]"
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"And the very same goes for Ezekiel..."
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"which brings us back to our starting point..."
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""the Nine Tenets of Constancy. '""
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"[Yawns] Damn it!"
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"Well, I seem to have lost my place, so I'll start over."
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"[Moe] Aw, for the love of crumb cake."
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"- Our sermon today is on constancy- - [Bart Moans]"
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"- [Marge Groans] - inasmuch as the-"
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"- Moreover, by dint of our application- - [People Snoring]"
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"- The auspices of constancy- - [Snoring Intensifies]"
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"sweet constancy."
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"Hey-What-"
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"- [Kids Cheering] - Oh, man, am I glad to get out of there! Whoo!"
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"Who cares? This is the best part of the week."
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"It's the longest possible time before more church."
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"It should, but it doesn't. Now, who's going with Daddy to the dump?"
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"- Me! - Me! Me! - The dump?"
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"Yeah, we're gonna get rid of the Christmas tree. It's starting to turn brown."
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"- Want to come with? - No, I don't feel like going to a trash pile today."
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"- It's your life. We'll bring you back somethin' nice. - [Groans]"
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"## [Humming]"
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"[Scoffs] Can you believe it? They give you five Q's and only two U's."
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"- What a world. - That's crazy."
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"So, what's on your mind, Marge?"
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"Sermons about constancy and "prudissitude" are all very well and good..."
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"but the church could be doing so much more to reach out to people."
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"Well, I don't see you volunteering to make things better."
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"Well, okay, I will volunteer."
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"I wasn't prepared for that."
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"Come on, Christmas tree!"
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"Hey, here's a perfectly good basketball half."
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"I found a Malibu Stacy with no head."
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"- [Screeches] - [Screams]"
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"[Laughing]"
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"- [Chitters] - [Screams]"
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"- Oh, my God! Help me, Lisa! - Lisa, Dad, come here quick!"
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"There is something that you won't believe!"
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"What the heck is that?"
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"- [Bart] Maybe it's a box from the future! - [Lisa] It looks Japanese."
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"[Mutters] What's going on?"
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"Wh-Why am I on a Japanese box?"
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"[Muttering]"
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"Oh, my God! What is that?"
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"[Marge] All done. I swept the aisles..."
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"Marge, you are a real time-saver."
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"Do you know, thanks to you, I've rediscovered a form of shame..."
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"that's gone unused for 700 years?"
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"- Wow! - [Ringing]"
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"- Lovejoy here. - Reverend, this is Principal Skinner."
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"I'm facing a crisis, and I didn't know to whom to turn."
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"She's put cardboard over her half of the television."
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"We rented Man Without a Face. I didn't even know he had a problem!"
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"- What should I do? - Well, maybe you should read your Bible."
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"Um, any particular passage?"
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"Oh, it's all good."
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"All right. Thanks anyway."
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"- [Dial Tone] - Reverend, I hate to say this..."
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