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Clips from The Simpsons - Home Away from Homer (S16E16)

"You're listening to nationwide public radio. It's now 2 o'clock."
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"Time for "verbal tea" with Amy Levine-Gonzales."
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"But first, we're giving away tickets to the latest film by a acclaimed director"
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"Her films are so lyrical! The phone lines are gonna be jammed."
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"Howdy, Homer, you here for viewing my shampooing?"
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"Isn't that Bible of yours say to love thy neighbor?"
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"Hey, you wore a bathing suit in the bathtub?"
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"Make sense."
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"This theater sucks. My seats are uncomfortable,"
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"and into my nick neck nook and the... well his little buddies soon followed."
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"There's only one lord."
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"I am. Check out my ID."
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"Sometimes we saw all the boys in there... Robes."
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"Flapping everywhere... Girls, welcome to your very own, Ned and breakfast."
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"they will see us explore our sex without restraint!"
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"And if you say Jimmy Fallon, I'll know you're lying."
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"What a combination! Hot chicks and stupid Flanders."
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"Bart! Turn away from that screen and look out the window!"
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"It's happening in Ned's house! Why would he allow that?"
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"I'm thinking about getting a yogurt franchise. It's called Plops..."
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"and sold to Internet by putting pornography on it!"
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"Whole town is laughing at me behind my back."
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"I guess you're the only real friend I have. - Are you kidding?"
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"Homer, is this true? - Ned, I had no choice."
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"It was just so funny."
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"...bread."
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"I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear."
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"stamped on things that I bought at the garage sale."
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"Well Homer, you've given away the best neighbor of family could ever want."
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"Don't worry Marge. I've taken every precaution."
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"Hey, I'm Homer Simpson. I live next door."
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"I coach wrestling, so everybody calls me coach..."
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"so if you need anything, anything at all... - What jagoff left this here?"
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"my baby's trying to take a nap."
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"Everyone new begins here. In the dimple department."
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"I'm afraid you'll have to lose the hippie lip."
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"Daddy, why did you have to shave your nose neighbor?"
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"Yeah, something tells me you won't starve, ha? Ha, chief? Ha?"
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"When you gonna stop poking me? Will it be soon?"
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"Homer? What are you doing here?"
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"but I borrowed a lot of your stuff over the years."
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"But some things I could never take from you,"
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"Oh Ned, I don't deserve you as a neighbor,"
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"and people here are little bit more my type..."
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"Are there letters to pick up, or no letters to pick up?"
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"That tears it. Boys, put on your goody two shoes!"
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"Yeah, I am a little fatty. You got me."
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"Now coach I've try to be a Christian and respectful,"
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"but I guess I'm just gonna have to point out your 200 000$ check bounced."
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"OK, I give!"
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"Why did you do that? I was begging for mercy!"
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"OK, Ned. Get ready for your welcome home surprise!"
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"Mind if I waggle my finger a little bit? - Go nuts!"
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"Oh boy! This is what sunny sunday afternoons are for."
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"with Dartmouth banjologist Stephan Withmore."
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"It's just, uh... It's not that good. - In our second hour,"
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"humorist David Sedaris takes a wry look at overcrowding in America's prisons."
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"Prison overcrowding? I've got a solution for that."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"USA! USA!"
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"Winner of the Romanian Film Festival's prestigious golden bucket..."
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"Holy crap! Someone actually calling!"
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"Hey, I won four free movie tickets and it starts in half an hour!"
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"Free movie tickets? I feel like Roger Ebert or as kiss ass new partner."
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"But we don't have a sitter for Maggie!"
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"TV Shark is not a babysitter!"
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"Shut up, Flanders. I need a favor."
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"It'll only be until later! - Ho, sorry, but I promise to"
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"rewind videotapes for the poor. - Come on, Flanders!"
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"Why won't you love me?"
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"All right neighbor. I'll babysit. - Thanks, Ned."
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"Instead of video games, they have weird free newspapers."
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"Mum, am I a "butch" or "femme"?"
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"Honey, you can be anything you wanna be."
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"the screen's only half of screen and that guy's eating an apple."
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"Would you care for a segment? - Yes."
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"What an language is this? Gibi-gabi? - It's Albanian."
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"But the producers added subtitles, to make it commercial."
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"Mom, I don't wanna read, it's the weekend."
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"It's one of my humble figurines, he's scampered out of Parade magazine"
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"You like 'em, huh? Come on, I'll show you the other 300."
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"How could this..."
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"I feel so much empathy for those villagers."
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"They had to drink their own tears."
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"Look at me, I'm a grad student, I'm 30 years old and I made 600$ last year!"
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"Bart, don't make fun of grad students. They just made a terrible life choice."
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"Judas bear, you're not touching your last supper."
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"I can't eat, because my conscience is heavy."
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"Ned, let me give you a little something for babysitting."
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"I can't take money from a neighbor, although business at the"
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"why don't you rent out a room?"
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"I need a place to stay away from my mom's drying out."
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"Well, I'd love to help you out, but you'd have to be over 18."
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"Now, do you have any pets?"
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"I'm Katja and this is Viki. We make much study at community college."
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"We're like here about the room. We moved out of our dorm, because it was like coed."
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"Silly talk means yes?"
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"Here's your room, ladies. You can catch some zees, while you earn those degrees."
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"You rhyme like Snoopy Dog. - Well, thank you."
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"I know what we can ask Jeeves. Why does he suck?"
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"Hey, a banner ad!"
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"- Sexyslumberparty.com? - It's flashing! We better click it!"
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"Katja, do you think anyone's watching? - If they are,"
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"Hey, this is one of those dirty web sites. - Two girls? Who would want that?"
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"You may inside come!"
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"I've got fine cappuccinos for Ned's pre-med's."
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"Flanders?"
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"That's odd. I could sworn I just heard someone shriek my name."
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"You heard nothing! - Oh, that's better."
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"Spank me again with little boy's picture."
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"Scantily clad coeds? Why you little!"
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"I'll teach you... to have a libido... - Dad, look who's in there!"
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"Flanders?"
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"He doesn't even know what's going on."
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"Wait till I tell everyone about this, I'll feel important without drinking!"
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"That will be weird."
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"Boy, nothing is sexier than still photos in a girly magazine."
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"Sensual, isn't it?"
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"even know it's happening in his stupid house."
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"It's my nickname, Stupid_Flanders!"
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