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Clips from The Simpsons - Old Money (S02E02)

"Next time we'll do something more fun."
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"Oh, what could be more fun than today's trip to the liquor store?"
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"-We'll be old someday. -My God, you're right!"
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"Discount Lion Safari!"
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"...and two of the bluest eyes I've ever seen in my life."
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"-What are you doing tonight? -Sitting alone in my room."
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"-No! What were you saying? -Nothing."
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"-You'd think this would get easier! -I'd love to."
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"-It's her birthday tonight. -Right."
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"Do not make eye contact.""
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"The road seems to have gotten awfully bumpy."
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"-What? -I'm sorry to tell you this, but..."
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"You made me miss the last moments of Bea's life."
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"It was a beautiful service."
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"-$106,000! -Ta-ta, Mr. Simpson."
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"...and I just had to tell you that you're not getting one thin dime!"
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"I'm haunting a family in Texas."
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"I miss my daddy."
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"-You know, he is wise. -You don't want it."
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"Not since my marriage to the weather lady..."
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"Today, one Abraham "Grampa" Simpson announced..."
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"...psychedelic paint job from hell. Jam the kids to school!"
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"It may be a map to ancient treasure, or directions to a house."
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"I need the money to buy a baby to raise in the box."
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"-Oh, no! -Nunchucks."
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"Radioactive Man number 27."
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"Why don't you go on the gambling junket?"
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"Have you seen an old man? He looks like me only wrinkled."
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"Have you seen--? Dad!"
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"So have you figured out who gets the money?"
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"Old Money"
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"Thanks for the jerky!"
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"-Say goodbye. -Bye."
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"Good--"
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"Grampa smells like that trunk with the wet bottom."
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"-He smells like a photo lab. -Stop it!"
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"Grampa smells like an old man, which is like a hospital hallway."
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"That's terrible. We should teach them to value the elderly."
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"You kids won't put me in a home?"
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"Well...."
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"What'll we do?"
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"-I think we better set an example. -Absolutely!"
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"Our Sundays should be a pleasure."
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"Where's a fun place we can take Grampa?"
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"-To the pony ride! -No."
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"-Boring. -He can't sit."
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"I enjoy the glass blower at Old Springfield."
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"He saw that."
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"Big yawner. The Museum of Barnyard Oddities!"
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"-No, Bart! No! -That's gross."
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"I got it! The Mystery Spot!"
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"It's just a dumb mud puddle."
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"Like I'm gonna ruin $600 teeth..."
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"...on 40 cents' worth of beef."
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"These aren't my pills!"
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"Now, Mr. Simmons. Don't make me call Nurse Bronski."
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"It's Simpson, and these aren't my pills."
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"Excuse me. My name is Simmons. I have the wrong pills."
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"-These must be.... -I have your...."
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"They must have...."
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"Look at us. We're staring like a couple of stupid punk teenagers."
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"Oh, I wasn't staring, it's, uh, my lazy eye."
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"I'm Beatrice Simmons. My friends call me Bea."
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"Well, I'm Abraham J. Simpson."
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"Care to tip the wrist with me?"
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"I would be delighted."
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"So, tell me about yourself."
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"Widower, one son, one working kidney. And you?"
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"Widowed, bad hip, liver disorder."
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"You left something out: Ravishing!"
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"If you've got plans already--"
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"Abe. You were going to say something."
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"...might go to the same place."
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"Okay, now where's that pomade?"
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"Ah! "Never fly solo again.""
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"Aw, damn! Out of pomade. Oh, well."
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"Oh, hello, young lady. Is your grandmother home?"
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"Oh, Abe."
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"Damn straight."
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"Herman, a special lady is having her birthday tomorrow."
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"The battleship New Jersey."
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"You idiot! My girlfriend, Bea. Since this is the only store I know--"
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"Nothing says "I love you" better than a military antique."
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"Take a look at the bayonet case."
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"-Hey, what's that? -That was Napoleon's hat."
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"-It doesn't look it. -Not the famous one."
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"He wore it for a week in 1796. Before he beat the Sardinians."
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"How much?"
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"-$400. -I'll give you $5."
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"Not an offer you should make to a man with a gun."
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"Try Grandma's World."
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"Activewear, I need a price check on a wool shawl."
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"Dad! It's Sunday. You know what that means."
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"-Go away! -Oh, come on, Dad."
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"I promise we'll have fun. We're gonna see lions."
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"I can't. It's my girlfriend Bea's birthday."
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"Oh, you have a girlfriend."
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"Well, happy birthday, Bea."
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"She can come with us. There's room for all your friends."
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"She's not invisible, you idiot!"
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"-Stop kicking the seat! -I'm kicking it!"
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"-You want to know where we're going? -No."
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"Discount Lion Safari!"
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"Damn these childproof doors!"
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"-Hello. -That'll be 18.50, Bwana."
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""Do not feed or allow animals in car."
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"Are we in Africa yet?"
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"-This place sucks. -The animals are sleeping."
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"Let 'em sleep on their own time!"
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"Are you sure this is the way?"
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"What a wingding. This is much better than my girlfriend's party."
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"Bart, get out and push."
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"-Yeah, Bart, get out and push. -No way!"
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"Okay, we've seen a lion."
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"Oh, Bea!"
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"Mr. Simpson, I presume."
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"-I got a date with an angel. -You don't know how right you are."
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"-...Bea passed away last night. -Oh, no."
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"The doc said her left ventricle burst."
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"No, Jasper. They may say she died of a burst ventricle..."
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