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Clips from The Simpsons - A Star Is Burns (S06E06)

"If we don't do something soon, we won't get any tourists."
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"Maps to movie stars' homes!"
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"Like switching to the metric system."
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"The old person's remarks will be stricken."
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"Help me!"
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"What you doing, Ma?"
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"The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half."
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"No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-Tip."
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"Look what you made me write."
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"Sincerely, Marge Simpson."
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"Taxi. To the airport!"
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"Coming up next, The Flintstones Meet the Jetsons."
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"I think all kids should watch it."
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"But I'm still hungry."
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"Just me and Eudora Welty."
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"You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?"
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"Making the jury list for the film festival."
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"Mayor Quimby, Krusty, Jay."
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"Prove it. Put me on that film-jury-festival thing."
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"Sir, the actors are here to audition for the part of you."
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"Money gets you one more round You're out on your ass"
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"...Man Getting Hit by Football."
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"You're very kind."
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"Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting."
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"Smithers, are they booing me?"
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"I was saying, "Boo-urns.""
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"Coming, Eudora!"
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"Let's just say it moved me to a bigger house!"
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"Two to two. Well, Homer, it all comes down to you."
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"Great. Now you're gonna make fun of me."
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"Barney Gumble!"
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"Just hook it to my veins!"
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"...that people in small towns aren't quite as dumb as they think."
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"A Star Is Burns"
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"Hello, I'm Kent Brockman, and this is Eye on Springfield."
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"Tonight, Springfield's answer to the Benedictine monks:"
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"The rapping rabbis."
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"Can 't touch this"
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"Marge, are we Jewish?"
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"No, Homer."
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"- But first, we all stink. - We all... Hey!"
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"According to a survey ranking Springfield as the least popular city in America."
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"In science, dead last."
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"I'm telling you people, the Earth revolves around the sun."
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"Burn him!"
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"- What a story. - You've stolen my soul!"
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"In culture, dead last."
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"Eleanor, we've got to do something about this depression. So I propose..."
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"Oh, that's right. I'm crippled."
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"This is terrible. People will start to avoid Springfield."
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"But what can I do? I'm just..."
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"...one man. - I think we should call a town meeting."
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"No tourists? I'll be ruined."
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"Excuse me, are you Drew Barrymore?"
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"What? Get out of here. I'm hung-over."
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"- Sorry, Miss Barrymore. - What?"
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"Are there any suggestions for how to attract more tourism?"
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"The easiest way to be popular is to leech off the popularity of others."
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"So we propose changing our name from Springfield to Seinfeld."
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"I may be just a boy, but I have an idea."
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"If I may, I'd like to show you a few slides."
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"Springfield as it appears from space."
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"Somewhere in this windy valley is the Lost Dutchman's Mine."
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"Young man, that appears to be a picture of your rear end."
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"So long, suckers."
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"This is the last time I use an escape plan devised by Milhouse."
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"Sorry, Bart."
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"I'm Marge Simpson, and I have an idea."
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"Oh, no."
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"Marge is gonna say something."
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"Now, I know you haven't liked some of my past suggestions."
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"The metric system is the tool of the devil!"
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"My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!"
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"Who said that?"
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"But my new idea is different."
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"I think we should hold a film festival and give out prizes."
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"Could we make movies and enter them?"
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"- Yes. - At last, an excuse to wear makeup."
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"All in favor of Marge Simpson's film-festival idea?"
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"Film festival! Film festival!"
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"You like my idea? Actually, I have several others."
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"Don 't push your luck! Don 't push your luck!"
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"And action."
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"Hello, I'm Bart Simpson."
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"In the past, I've brought you such classic films as Homer in the Shower..."
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"...and Homer on the Toilet."
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"And now I give you The Eternal Struggle."
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"Relaxed fit, my Aunt Fanny. Stupid Dockers."
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"Oh, the belt is buckled."
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"Now, Maude, in our movie, you lay baby Moses in the basket..."
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"...then put it among the reeds, okay?"
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"Lights, camera..."
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"...act-diddily-dotilly-doodilly action Jackson."
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"Flanders to God Flanders to God"
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"Get off your cloud and save my Todd"
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"- Thanks, God. - Okely-dokely."
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"Looking for a film critic to judge our festival."
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"Did you know there are over 600 critics on TV..."
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"...and Leonard Maltin is the best-looking of them all?"
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"I wish I was dead."
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"But first we have a special guest, Rainier Wolfcastle..."
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"...star of the reprehensible McBain movies."
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"Jay, my new film is a mix of action und comedy."
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"It's called McBain: Let's Get Silly."
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"Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?"
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"- That's the joke. - You suck, McBain!"
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"I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."
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"Hey, that really sucked!"
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"It cost $80 million."
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"How do you sleep at night?"
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"On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies."
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"Just asking."
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"I like him. He's smart, he's sensitive."
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"He's not obsessed with his physical appearance."
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"My ears are burning."
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"I wasn't talking about you, Dad."
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"Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of Springfield..."
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"...I would like to invite you to judge our film festival."
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"You can stay with us and enjoy the sights and sounds of the country."
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"- Marge, is this a pimple or a boil? - Just a minute, Homer."
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