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Clips from The Simpsons - Whacking Day (S04E04)

"So, let's clean up this pigsty."
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"Nelson Muntz."
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"Y-Yes, sir."
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"Hey, what do you think he meant by that "fools" remark?"
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"Sorry about the ruse, gentlemen. [ Grunts ]"
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"Would the world judge me harshly if I threw away the key?"
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"Aye, sir. You bath-taking, underpants-wearing lily hugger."
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"Superintendent Chalmers, welcome."
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"- Two "R's" come October. - Hmm."
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"- What do you think of the banners? - Transparent toadying."
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"They were the children's idea. I tried to stop them."
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"Two weeks after the war ended."
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"[ Forced Laughter] Let's go."
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"- Did that boy say, "What's a battle?" - He said, "What's that rattle?""
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"- About the heating duct. - Hmm. It sounded like battle."
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"- Yes. - I understand."
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"Come on, Bart. Ride me."
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"- I better not. - [ Imitating Chicken ]"
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"[ Yells ]"
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"Excellent. Not a trace of urine. Seymour, you run a tight ship."
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"I'll just bend over and get it."
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"- [ Yelling ] - Seems to be caught..."
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"But, instead, that plum goes to Holloway."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Tonight on Eye On Springfield, the Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz."
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"to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven."
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"Oh! [ Grunts ]"
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"- I-Is Whacking Day over? - [Jeering ]"
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"We're gonna find you another school."
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"How about "Beans, beans, the musical fruit"?"
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"[ Clears Throat ] Beans, beans, the musical fruit."
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"I guess that's it. I just can't be educated."
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"2-4 desoxypropenuramine."
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"[ Burps ]"
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"The boy's 1 0 years old. Let's focus our energy on Lisa and the other one."
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"[ Singsongy] I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer."
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"I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer."
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"[ Chuckling ] I bought a bell."
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"I'm your new teacher. My name is Mrs. Simpson. [ Chuckles ]"
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"[ Ticking Loudly]"
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"- [Knocking] - Oh, that's right."
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"Hello, children."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Bart, I'd like you to read this copy of Johnny Tremain."
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"I think you might like this. It's about a boy who goes to war."
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"[Announcer]Guest director, Oliver Stone."
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"- [ Gunshot ] - [ Man ] Oh, God! Get his gun!"
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"####[Cartoon Theme]"
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"- They sent him out. - Was he killed?"
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"He'll blow the whole deal. Get him out of here."
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"I've hidden a snake somewhere in the store."
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"The first one to whack it, gets a free Squishy."
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"- Whoo-hoo! - [ Exclaiming ]"
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"Did you bring the pre-whacked snakes?"
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"[ Loud Beep ]"
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"- Barry White. - No. It says here Larry White."
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"[Crowd Cheering]"
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"It's truly an honor to be here at this-- Hey, what is this all about anyway?"
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"I, uh, don't think so."
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"So, if we put our stereo speakers on the ground..."
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"## [ R & B ]"
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"Leave all the snakes... alone."
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"## [ R & B ]"
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"- In here. -####[Continues]"
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"[ Clamoring ]"
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"People of Springfield, Whacking Day is a sham."
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"- A snake did. - And you like snakes, don't you, Barry White?"
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"- He's right. - Give us hell, Quimby."
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"Bart, I'm very impressed at the independent learning you've displayed here."
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"[Chorus] ## The Simpsons ##"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"[Children Chattering]"
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"Children, we've just been tipped off that Superintendent Chalmers..."
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"is planning a surprise inspection."
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"- Whoa! - [ Screeches ]"
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"On another topic, the following students have won mountain bikes."
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"I want you to keep filling your shirt with crud till I get back."
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"You may pick your bikes up in utility basement "B.""
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"[Laughter Continues]"
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"Aw, who cares? Time to get me a mountain bike."
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"You're being swept under the rug for the superintendent's visit."
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"How are we gonna get out of here?"
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"No, but the P.T.A. would tear you a new arse."
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"Wise counsel, William. But the potty-talk adds nothing."
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"[ Tires Screech ]"
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"[ Slurping, Grunting ]"
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"We're dropping the geography requirement."
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"The children weren't testing well. It was proving to be an embarrassment."
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"Very good. Back to the three "R's.""
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"It's always the children's fault, isn't it, Seymour?"
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"Imagine-- a school out there with no bullies."
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"Science geeks not getting beat up."
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"Kids using their lunch money for food."
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"I can't take it! [ Grunts ]"
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"- All right. - All right, Bart. Do it, man."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"Now, remember, little dude, you're our only hope."
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"- [ Grunt ] - [Bart]Ow!"
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"- Got 'im! - Way to go, man."
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"- Well, I'm not made of stone. - [ Laughs ]"
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"- You're not made of stone. - [ Chuckles ]"
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"- [ Engine Sputtering ] - Ach, my beauty."
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"Were it not a violation of God's law, I'd make you my wife."
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"- [ Loud Kiss ] - Now thar's a lonely man."
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"where a lass could wash her long, red hair?"
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"Nay, but there's a pool at me apartment complex. There was a rat in the deep end."
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"- But we got 'im! - Ah, lead on."
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"Forty-eight, 49, 50."
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"Well, let's, uh, pick one at random. Mmm, how about that one?"
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"- You mean this boy here? - No! No. Lisa Simpson."
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"- When was the Battle of New Orleans? -January 8, 1 81 5."
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"- First-rate. - What's a battle?"
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"- I've had a cold, so, uh-- - Oh, so you would hear "R's" as "B's?""
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"He's insulting both of us."
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"Let's go."
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"Well, you know what they say, sir. "Where there's no smoke, there's no fire.""
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"What an odd remark. Why, that looks like a 50-cent piece."
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"- between these two flowers. - [ Yells ]"
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"- If I could just-- - Silence!"
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