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Clips from The Simpsons - Miracle on Evergreen Terrace (S09E09)

"[Bell Ringing]"
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"The good toys are probably all gone."
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"Hey, kids. I made your favorite cookies."
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"Christmas trees for the girls and bloody spearheads for Bart."
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"That old aluminium one was so fake."
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"- Bart, did you hear that? - Could it be?"
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"between now and when I wake up, amen."
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"Ow! I'll kill you."
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"[Gasps] The Inferno Buster 3000!"
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"Oh, I knew Santa wouldn't have time to check that list twice."
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"Homer. Homer, I think I heard a noise."
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"[Breathing]"
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"- [Door Shuts] - Well, there's no easy way to say it, kid."
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"Bart's absolutely right."
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"You know what I blame this on the breakdown of?"
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"- Society. - Yeah."
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"I hope you'll all choke just a little bit."
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"Well, we got a 30-footer, so you can have the top of ours."
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"Your story made everyone at the orphanage so sad."
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"- We want you to have this dollar we were saving. - Please, I don't deserve this."
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"[Cheering, Laughing]"
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"What are you gonna do with all that "kablingy"?"
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"- Yeah, enjoy, huh? - Get something fun."
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"[Cheering]"
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"[Coughs]"
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"Yeah, it is now. And because of your loss, folks..."
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"I'll throw in the undercoating for... 200- No, 490 bucks."
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"## [Singing Christmas Carol]"
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"Out of my way, snow poke."
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"- Turn into the skid. - No, away from the skid."
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"- Lisa? - Bail out!"
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"[All Screaming]"
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"[Sighs] There was no burglar."
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"and the presents."
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"Uh, hello, jerk."
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"I destroyed the presents. Then I buried the evidence. And I acted alone."
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"So this was all a scam."
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"[Man] And cut."
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"- [Thud] - Yeah, but they still got plenty of pumpkins."
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"[Bird Cawing]"
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"Unless-"
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"##[Ends]"
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"- Judges. - Run, Mom."
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"[Sighs] I guess we better get used to being pariahs."
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"Hey, look who's here, everybody."
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"Oh, my, they've forgiven us. It's a miracle!"
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"You know, deep down, people are pretty gre-"
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"##[Chorus Singing]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"[Grunting]"
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"Why do you always wait until Christmas Eve to do your shopping?"
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"The crowds are just beastly."
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"You know me, Marge. I crave the hustle and bustle."
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"[Grunts]"
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"- [Chattering] - Homer, look at this mob."
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"[Chuckles] Oh, Santa's got a little trick up his sleeve."
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"Attention shoppers, Register 9 is now open for your shopping convenience."
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"Sorry, these are for display only. This has been recalled."
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"Ooh, Bart would like this. We're out of these."
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"- Out? But I just- - Register 9 is now closed."
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"[Giggles]"
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"Aw, thanks, Mom."
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"[Groaning]"
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"This year's tree is just perfect."
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"I couldn't agree more."
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"From now on, it's plastic all the way."
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"- [Footsteps] - [Bells Jingling]"
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"[Laughing]"
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"Come on, kids. Let's try the lights."
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"It's "craptacular.""
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"[Bleating]"
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"Hocus-pocus."
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"Mucous "pukeous.""
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"My powers of deduction tell me..."
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"you're getting a handmade sweater, possibly yellow."
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"Mom, make him stop!"
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"Bart, put down that yellow sweater."
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"Nobody's going near their presents until 7:00 tomorrow morning."
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"- [All Groaning] - 7:00 a.m., no earlier."
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"And you can't set your alarm clocks, 'cause I've got 'em."
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"- For once, we're gonna celebrate Christmas as a family. - [Knocking]"
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"Hello? Anybody home?"
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"Twelve glasses of water. That will wake me up nice and early."
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"And I'll have a big head start on opening presents."
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"- Pure genius. - You didn't invent that, Bart."
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"The Indians used to drink water to wake up early for their attacks."
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"[Groans] It's always about the Indians, isn't it, Lise?"
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"Dear Santa, if you bring me lots of good stuff..."
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"I promise not to do anything bad..."
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"[Water Dripping]"
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"[Dripping Continues]"
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"[Screaming]"
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"[Thunderclap]"
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"Go! Go! Go! We're number one!"
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"- Give me a "P"! - "P"!"
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"Go! Go! Go! "P"! "P"! "P"!"
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"[Chuckles] Worked like a charm."
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"[Groaning]"
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"[Toilet Flushing]"
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"Hmm."
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"[Laughing]"
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"Oh, Aunt Selma. Always good for a fin."
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"Whoa, here we go."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- Cool. - [Siren Wailing]"
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"[Screaming]"
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"Who designed this house?"
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"[Bleating]"
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"[Bleating]"
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"Knock it off."
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"Snow covers all. Pure, white snow."
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"[Gasps, Gulps] I gotta get back to bed."
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"- [Marge Gasps] What happened? - [Gasps]"
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"[Stammering] Where's Christmas?"
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"Lisa, where's Christmas?"
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"Bart, what were you doing outside?"
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"I don't know how to tell you this, but..."
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"I came down a little early, and..."
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"uh, well, uh..."
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"I saw a burglar and he was- he took-"
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