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Clips from The Simpsons - Today, I Am a Clown (S15E15)

"(HORN BELLOWING)"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(EXCLAIMS) A line for the bathroom? What gives?"
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"is taking their sweet ol' time."
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"Bart, you're not hitting hard enough!"
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"Oh, I wish!"
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"Well, I'm glad you think they're cute"
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"We did. Homer took him. Didn't you?"
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"Let's dance this last dance tonight"
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"But from now on, you better save"
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"Stop it! Stop it, stop it!"
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"(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)"
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"(WHIMPERING)"
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"Just like Willie."
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"No. But I'll take one!"
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"Banned from the set... Lame..."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Want a puppy?"
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"Well, look at this. You dragged me back to my old neighborhood!"
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"Albert Einstein, Lorne Michaels? Shari Lewis? Lamb Chop!"
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"Chaim Potok! What is he? Some kind of Klingon?"
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"you are not a Jewish man!"
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"Goodbye."
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"Krusty, what's wrong?"
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"I thought I was a self-hating Jew!"
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"But it turns out, I'm just a plain old anti-Semite!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"in the People magazine crossword puzzle."
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"Maybe I am but you can't argue with the laughs."
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"Oh, without a Bar Mitzvah, I'm nothing!"
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"through animation!"
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"Mouse-l Tov!"
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"Krusty, that was a great show!"
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"(INHALING)"
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"Springfield, my guests are Moe Szyslak, local businessman,"
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"I could not agree more."
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"Oh-oh!"
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"I was wondering if I could get a small cost of living raise?"
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"Disco Stu knows his place."
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"(SPEAKING HEBREW)"
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"Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey."
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"You're fired, too!"
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"Will you sign an autograph for my boy?"
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"You have tremendous power. And now it's time to put it to use."
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"Thank you, Homer."
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"Okay, how about you televise my Bar Mitzvah? Live."
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"Now wait a minute."
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"From now on, we will focus solely on important issues."
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"Yet the lMF insists on unrealistic debt repayment schedules."
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"Shalom, Springfield!"
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"Shalom!"
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"(SINGING) Mezuzah, menorah Reading from the Torah"
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"Dad, you blew it."
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"You listened to Lisa and then you lost your stranglehold on the audience."
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"put your hands together for the world's largest potato pancake!"
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"Oh..."
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"Homie. You may have lost your show"
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"Yes."
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"Thank you, cast of The Lion King."
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"the superstar of David, Mr. T!"
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"I was trying to hit the dentist."
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"And now, finally, I am a man."
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)"
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"(PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE)"
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"D'oh!"
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"(SCREAMING) (BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"(HUMMING RING OF FIRE)"
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"(SINGING) Time to wizz in a foaming bowl of china"
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"I don't know. But whoever's in there"
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"Son, can I have cuts? No!"
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"Back cuts? Okay."
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"Sweet. Hey!"
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"Wait a minute. If we're all out here, who's in there?"
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"Maggie's locked inside!"
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"Now calm down. I'll just unlock it with this coat hanger."
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"Oh, God! It's baby blood!"
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"Don't worry. I know just what to do."
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"(GROANING)"
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"How did you get her out?"
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"I tried the coat hanger again."
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"I don't understand why we only try ideas once."
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"(DOORBELL RINGING)"
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"The door? Now I'll never get to pee."
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"Dr. Hibbert? ls someone seriously ill?"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"No, I'm here because of Bob Poochioni over there."
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"(GRUNTS IN CONFUSION)"
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"Two months ago, Santa's Little Helper paid a bootie call"
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"to my purebred poodle, Rosa Barks."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"And he had his eyes on her prize."
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"I'm gonna drop that analogy now."
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"ALL: Aw!"
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"because they're your problem now!"
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"You just lost a box, pal!"
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"Wait. Santa's Little Helper had puppies before."
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"And then we got him neutered."
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"Yeah... Well... Funny thing about that,"
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"on our way to the clinic, I decided to give him"
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"a night his wang would never forget."
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"Wanna play some air hockey?"
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"Three hundred and fifty dollars an hour."
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"You're on!"
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"I can't neuter you, boy."
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"Not after all we've been through."
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"your lovin' for the couch cushions."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"You broke our deal! We had an oral contract!"
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"You and Lisa better go find homes for these puppies."
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"And don't just dump them all off on some crazy lady."
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"He's an irritable, walleyed, misfit, bastard!"
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"Hey, mister, would you like a puppy?"
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"I'm going to cherish and care for this dog."
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"And there's nothing you can do to stop me!"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"Seen it... Bad... Boring... Saw it on the plane... Rerun... Rerun..."
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