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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words (S20E20)

"Lemonade!"
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"- Eh! - Stop pushing!"
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"I'll buy you a beer."
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"You have all your hair. Unlike me."
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"Gee, compared to you, my life is one big half-day."
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"Think you could dump my girlfriend Doreen for me?"
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"Ooh, here she comes. Work your magic, Homer."
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"And you will again, because he isn't really dead."
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"'cause I met someone new, someone much more cool and refreshing."
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"You-You have made the seven minutes that I'm gonna go without love so much more bearable."
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"Another religion?"
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"thanks to our patented Tender Dump System."
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"- Oh, thank you! - Ah, you're welcome."
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"Homie, I'm not sure about this new business of yours."
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"just because they hit a rough patch."
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"I know this is hard on you. But in time, you'll come to see it's for the best."
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"Well, maybe..."
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"TOMORROW: GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY"
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"I want you to put it all on my little girl."
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"I don't know. He's not my kid."
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"- I win! - She won!"
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"I'll explain that to you on your deathbed."
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"when I'm on the verge of happiness."
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"I've seen that every time I'm about to achieve true happiness,"
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"And another little piece says, "I agree.""
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"- Have I made the bet yet? - I got it."
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"SKEDADDLE"
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"ZOUNDS"
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"She blew it again."
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"No, I'm not mad."
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"She may never take back your name,"
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"Lisa, sweetie,"
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"Back in high school, the boys used to call me Marge "Boobier.""
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"43 MINUTES LATER Last clue: "Loses on purpose.""
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"Wait a second."
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"Dad, I know this is crazy,"
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""Dumb Dad Sorry For His Bet.""
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"- I didn't? - Take a look"
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"at the first letters of all the clues."
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"really, really, really happy."
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"Oh, dad."
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"The Simpsons - Season 20 Episode 06 "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words""
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"♪"
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"Lemonade! Sweet sunshine in your mouth!"
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"Buy a cup, or I punch my sister!"
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"It's true! He's not bluffing!"
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"Maybe we should put a dollar in the jar, prime the pump."
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"What are we, a piano bar?"
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"I'll take 15 lemonades."
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"Make that 16."
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"Lousy dog."
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"If you had your way, I'd walk you every day."
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"Six cups, please. And put it on my tab."
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"Keep moving, deadbeat. Cash only."
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"Fine. Lemonade's for babies anyways."
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"I'm going to Moe's, for beer!"
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"Have fun drinking your lemonade, babies!"
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"Lisa, can Daddy borrow your bike?"
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"I guess..."
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"- Hey, Moe, give me a... - Homer, shush!"
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"We're watching Krabappel try to break up with Skinner."
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"Seymour, I have something difficult I want to say to you."
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"I understand."
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"It can be very difficult for a woman to propose marriage."
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"But I am willing to go halvsies on a ring."
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"Seymour..."
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"Excuse me."
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"Any of you lugs want to break up with my boyfriend for me?"
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"Seymour, Edna asked me to talk to you."
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"Splendid! Shall we discuss music or the weather?"
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"No, this is about you."
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"Edna wants to break up."
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"- She wants to break up? - Yeah."
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"- With me? - Yeah."
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"Look at it this way: you're a free man. Unlike me."
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"No kids tying you down"
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"or a crippling mortgage that you refinanced at 26%"
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"because a dancing Internet cowboy told you to."
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"Oh, God, I hate my life."
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"Exactly. You're good looking, you have a decent job."
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"What lonely widow wouldn't consider you an option?"
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"Thanks, Homer. I don't think the school pep squad could've cheered me up more,"
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"and they were state runners up in 1997."
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"Homer, that was amazing."
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"He actually felt better coming out of the breakup than he did going in."
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"Say, Homer, you're real good at this."
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"Doreen. She's cheated on you with everyone."
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"Well, except for me. And I've showered her with gifts--"
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"fancy soaps and massage oils and, uh, what have you."
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"- Is Lenny here? - Oh, I'm afraid Lenny's dead."
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"What? I just talked to him."
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"And now this next piece of news won't seem so bad."
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"- Lemonade! - We want lemonade!"
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"Don't worry, folks. Our master chef is stirring up a fresh batch."
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"Stop that transaction!"
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"I'm a part-time field agent with the Springfield Department of Commerce."
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"- Great gig. - It is a great gig."
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"May I see your vendor's license?"
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"Um, I think it's... We don't have one."
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"35 cents? Where did that come from?"
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"Can't be mine. Must be yours."
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"I don't care if it's 45 cents, I don't want it."
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"Submit this form to the License Bureau."
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"Until then, this stand is closed."
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"Boys."
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"Geez, I'm thirsty. You got any lemonade?"
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"Not anymore!"
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"BUREAU OF LICENSES AND PERMITS"
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"DRIVE, MARRY AND HUNT, ONLY $49,95"
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"Come on already."
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"Come on, come on. I was halfway through an operation when my license expired."
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"I'll get to you, just as soon as I finish this crossword puzzle."
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"Ah, no, come on."
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"- Let's go, buddy. - I left bananas in my car."
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"Let's see, uh, ten across: "Franklin Roosevelt's middle name.""
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"Excitement. Oh, wait, that don't fit."
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"Maybe you could use some help."
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""FDR's middle name": "Delano.""
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""Oxidized surface": Well, that's "rusty.""
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""Bartenders serve them 'dirty.'""
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