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Clips from The Simpsons - My Fair Laddy (S17E17)

"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"D'oh!"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"(BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"Children, your gym teacher, Ms. Pommelhorst,"
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"Precisely the type of wordplay I seek to discourage."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Bombardment! (GROANS)"
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"(MARGE HUMMING)"
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"Oh, sweetie, if someone's bullying you, you should tell your teacher."
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"But it's the teacher who's bullying me."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"Ow! My ass!"
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"(YELPING) Ow..."
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"to find another pair like these."
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"Those were just baby teeth! (SOBBING)"
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"Oh, how much longer can this go on?"
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""How do you like Bombardment?""
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"Well, I'll show him!"
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"(CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY)"
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"Mmm! (STRUGGLES)"
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"Oh, yeah. That's why."
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"Muntz! Do your worst! I'm drunk!"
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"What is your major malfunction, Simpson?"
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"Kid power!"
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"Ye red rubber home-wrecker!"
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"That's not a pan. That's a colander."
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"It's my most prized possession."
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"Me grandfather used to get sent down into the mines"
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"(SINGING) All I want is a place somewhere"
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"And? That's it."
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"Well, let's see."
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"Oh, wouldn't it be adequate"
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"Hmm?"
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"(SNORES)"
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"(GRUNTS) Argh! (BONE CRACKS)"
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"So how am I doing?"
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"MAN: Big blue pants."
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"(BABY ELEPHANT WALK PLAYING)"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Do an advertising campaign so fresh and exciting"
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"(HAMMERING)"
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"Okay. How do you address an archbishop?"
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"You were born trash!"
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"(BABY COOING)"
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"Would you like to cut the cord?"
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"Wrong way, dingus!"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Huh? On the back of your head."
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"(SIGHS)"
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""What flows from me nose...""
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"Oh."
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"What flows from the nose"
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"Does not go on my clothes"
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"Fine."
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"Ding-dong, the zipper's gonna shine"
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"I don't get this."
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"Talking billboard money."
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"Ew!"
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"Behold, the first machine that accurately measures surprise!"
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"(WHISPERS) G.K. Willington, Esquire."
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"And you may meet him again as your new father!"
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"And you can get me anytime you want, handsome."
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"Could use a fork and knife"
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"Mmm... I don't bite"
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"(SEYMOUR CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Mr. G.K. Willington is not who he seems."
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"Is it me?"
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"you didn't get more intimate with him?"
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"Good morning, Lisa. What's the lesson for today?"
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"How to smoke a pipe while summoning a falcon?"
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"Put the kettle on, Featherby. I'll be home soon."
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"You're a proper gentleman. My work is done."
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"How did I get up here?"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Eh, I don't need your charity titters."
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"(GASPS) Oh. Thank you."
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"Well, it did itsjob. Everyone's wearing blue pants now."
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"And some iced tea for the lady, please. Bombardment!"
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"I was freezing cold"
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"My old home of wood"
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"And when I passed out drunk"
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"So, how you doing, Willie?"
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"Yeah, baby."
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"Very well, sir. But my name is (IN NORMAL ACCENT) Willie!"
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"Now may I show you the dessert tray? (GRUNTS)"
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"Can I use it?"
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"I'm taking it anyway. (GRUNTS)"
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"SEYMOUR: It is with great joy"
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"Willie, you can start cleaning up now."
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"(SIGHS) Ah!"
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"Argh! (SHATTERS)"
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"I liked it the way it was! Ripped by jasonnguyen2606"
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"has a brief announcement."
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"This is very emotional for me."
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"I will return in the fall as Mr. Pommelhorst,"
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"your new shop teacher."
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"Looks like there'll be some new wood in shop class."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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""New wood.""
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"Now please welcome your new gym teacher, Coach Krupt."
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"Today we're gonna play a game"
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"that's as old as pain itself."
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"Duck or die!"
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"No! (WHIMPERS) (GLASSES SHATTER)"
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"I caught it! I'm safe!"
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"Son, are you okay?"
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"I guess."
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"(GROANING)"
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"Well, tell your regular bully. He won't like it one bit."
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"That was your last pair! How did it happen?"
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"Sir, your go-cart's damaged!"
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"I paid for 50 laps. And I'm gonna take them!"
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"(TIRES SCREECH)"
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"Oh, I'll have to go to every store in the Pants District"
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"Aw, Homie."
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"Kiss rubber, loser! (GROANS)"
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"Hey! You cry like a little girl, Amy!"
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"I see you like reading. How do you like Bombardment?"
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