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Clips from The Simpsons - How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? (S22E22)

"skittered along the cobblestones,"
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"♪ Ker-shaw, ker-shew ♪"
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"♪ But it's really true! ♪"
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"Homer, are you scaring those kids?"
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"through the plague-ridden streets of London..."
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"Yes, I believe I have your pigeon, "Raymond Bird,""
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"and I need to know how to return him to you."
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"Perhaps you and your sarcasm"
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"Are you kidding?"
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"And they all want to sit in the front seat with Daddy."
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"No, no..."
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"He's crawling on your arm."
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"Okay, Ray, your wing is healed. Go on."
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"Aw, c'mon, man."
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"Now that you're officially my bird,"
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"will get you back in the game!"
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"the Allies' winged warrior."
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"Alexander the Great his gryphon..."
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"♪ ♪"
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"like that chicken I played, lost to, and ate at the State Fair?"
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"the NAAC Porcupines,"
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"Opossum!"
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"What's that?"
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"All right, I won't ask who sent this note"
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"Deal."
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"She was on the rebound from Willie."
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"But I was thinking you could enter this bird"
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"Hmm."
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"No...!"
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"♪ Taps, taps, taps... ♪"
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"You really don't get it."
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"Marge, listen to the man; he pays Bart's salary."
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"Hey, in this economy, I'll even remove tattoos."
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"So, Marge, what I understand"
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"Well, he shouldn't kill birds."
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"It's not right."
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"Bart, could you wait outside?"
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"You're gonna put him down?"
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"really is going to a farm upstate."
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"It wasn't really a lot of chitchat."
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"with the caption "Who's walking who?""
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"I mailed them the answer, but they never printed it."
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"ever kill a bird!"
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"we don't have to stop and pick up dinner."
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"Help me!"
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"Ooh!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Mm-hmm..."
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"Ooh!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Oh, don't be scared, boys. That's just the angels bowling."
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"And so The Bloody Hangman, his hair sticky with blood,"
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"gunk dripping from his one good eye,"
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"singing his evil land chantey."
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"♪ Ker-shaw, ker-shew ♪"
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"♪ I'm after you ♪"
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"♪ With my bloody noose ♪"
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"♪ Strong enough to hang ten moose ♪"
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"♪ It's just a story ♪"
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"No, I'm not!"
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"Yes, I am."
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"The Bloody Hangman walks on his stubby bone feet"
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"You said it was Boston."
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"Did I?"
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"Anyway, The Bloody Hangman set to his gory work."
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"Bodies piled up like those stackable plastic chairs."
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"Like those chairs in the music room?"
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"Possibly!"
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"The Hangman's here!"
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"♪ Ker-shaw, ker-shew, my lies have come true! ♪"
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"Huh. It's a pigeon."
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"Aw, the poor guy hurt his wing."
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"Hey, there's a number on him."
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"What is it?"
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"I bet it's a combination to a safe!"
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"Or, more likely, the phone number of the bird's owner."
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"Ask about the safe."
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"No, better yet, act like you know about the safe."
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"Hello."
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"He's a homing pigeon, girlie. Why don't you let him fly home?"
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"Unless you want to spring for a limo."
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"Yes, he could fly home, except that he has a broken wing."
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"could come to Springfield and retrieve him."
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"Wherever I go, 200 birds gotta come with me."
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"Looks like you're going to have to take care of him, Bart."
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"Me? Just what in my long, sad history with frogs"
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"makes you think I can take care of a bird?"
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"Listen, don't tell anyone, but..."
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"I can't stand pigeons!"
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"They're like rats with wings!"
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"Oh... Okay, maybe he's not so bad."
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"Oh! No! No! No! Get off! Get off! Get off!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Live your life."
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"Admit it-- you knew this day would come."
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"♪ ♪"
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"You and I have shared too many seed bells"
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"to just walk away from this."
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"Go ahead, make fun of me."
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"I lost my heart to a bird."
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"Haw-haw."
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"Man, you were not into that. What's wrong?"
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"My mom ran off with my birthday clown."
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"All finished, boy."
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"Flimsy?"
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"This gentle pat says different."
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"D'oh!"
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"let me fill you in on the pecking order around here."
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"The top dog is me, followed by the top dog, the dog..."
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"then the cat and then you..."
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"But don't feel bad. You're ahead of Milhouse."
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"C'mon Bart. How long can you stay mad?"
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"I thought your race car was a Transformer!"
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"Nothing's one thing anymore!"
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"Sorry, man, it's still too soon."
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"No problem. I'll just be right behind this fence,"
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"whenever you're ready to forgive me."
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"Now? Do you forgive me now?"
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"Now? Now?"
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