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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart the Mother (S10E10)

"One stinkin' letter? Why'd you make us gather round like that?"
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"''Congratulations!"
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"Oh, I've never been so proud!"
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"just so gullible parents will buy it."
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"- I'm driving! - We're all proud of you, Dad."
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"How about now?"
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"Hang in there, Dad! Just half a basket left!"
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"Hey, that's cheating!"
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"A BB gun or an Easy-Bake oven."
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"Oh, no, you won't. You stay away from Nelson Muntz."
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"Or what about you put on these nerd glasses and I shoot 'em off?"
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"No way! Come on! Quit hoggin' the gun!"
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"You're an octo-wussy."
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"But- But I wasn't- I didn't-"
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"Savor the moment."
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"While I deal with this, why don't you start on that basket? - All right."
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"He's up in his room. Bart!"
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"- What the heck's going on? - We need Bart to help fold your father's underpants."
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"No! Not the face!"
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"Uh-oh."
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"- - Young man, you're coming home with me this minute."
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"''Killer''? Why did he call you killer?"
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"- Nothing. - What are those cats doing behind you?"
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"Uh, cats like me?"
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"You disobeyed me, snuck over here and murdered a helpless animal?"
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"You wanna play with little hoodlums? Fine. Have fun killing things."
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"Hi, little eggs."
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure."
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"Oh, hello."
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"In a few days our eggs will hatch into nestlings, like these over here."
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"Wouldn't it be easier to just buy one?"
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"Perhaps on a librarian's salary."
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"Check it out, guys. I've been working on this regurgitation thing."
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"And you, BartJunior."
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"Oh!"
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"Bart, stop whatever you're doing and come down here."
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"Can't right now. Come back later."
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"Oh, I'll come back later."
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"Ohh- Oh, honey."
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"Oh, my goodness! Look!"
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"Oh, man!"
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"This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's comet collided with the moon."
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"And would it kill you to make some coffee?"
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"Oww!"
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"That is one vicious baby bird!"
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"One- they don't have beaks. Two- they don't have feathers."
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"- No kickboxing. - Ohh."
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"Well, I'm back to square one."
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"Mmm."
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"So long, suckers."
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"I'll just get those killed and you can be on your way."
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"''Bolivian tree lizard''?"
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"The unsuspecting mother bird cares for them until the babies hatch..."
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"and... devour her too."
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"It's already wiped out the dodo, the cuckoo and the ne-ne..."
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"The one thing that mystifies me is..."
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"Kill the horrid beasts."
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"I'm sure we can work this out."
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"- Way to shove, Edna. - Let us roll."
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"Guys, is it really true?"
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"Are you cold-blooded egg murderers?"
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"Don't use that look on me. I invented that look."
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"Okay, Bart."
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"Aah!"
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"Oh, nuts!"
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"Wow. Did you know they had those webbed flaps for gliding?"
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"I present you with this scented candle."
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"Yeah! All right!"
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"- They'll wipe out the lizards. - But aren't the snakes even worse?"
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"I don't get it, Bart."
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"Hey!"
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"Mail call.! Gather round, everyone.!"
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"- That's me! - Well, that's it."
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"I needed my power fix."
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"Hey, listen to this."
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"''Your child, or children, have been selected to appear..."
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"''in Who's Who Among American Elementary School Students."
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"along with $95 for each handsome volume you wish to order.''"
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"You both deserve a big, big reward!"
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"- It's all a big scam. - Shut up."
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"Are you sure? I can usually smell a scam from two towns over."
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"Yeah, Lise. She is a smart, sophisticated woman."
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"Now, let's hear more about that big, big reward."
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"Ta-da.!"
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"Man, it feels good to get out of that car."
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"Ooh! Go Karts! Come on, everybody! Let's go!"
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"Slow and steady wins the race."
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"Easy, easy. Stick with the plan."
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"Uh, I think so."
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"That was no accident. Shame on you, Nelson."
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"Stand back and watch the pro."
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"- Shouldn't you put on a batting helmet? - Nah. They mess up my hair."
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"Ooh! Ball one."
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"Ball two!"
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"Why, you-Aah! Hey, you-"
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"Hang in there, Dad! Just half a basket left!"
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"Yes.! A Maggie-oop.!"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Okay, what can I get for 1 2- count 'em- 1 2 prize tickets?"
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"Two thumbtacks and a mustache comb."
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"Or five rubber bands and an ice cube."
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"Hmm. Hot food is tempting."
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"But I just can't say no to a weapon."
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"Whoa! Can I try that sometime?"
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"Yeah, sure. Never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun."
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"Wow, thanks, Nelson. I'll come by your house later!"
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"- But, Mom- - Nelson's a troubled, lonely, sad little boy."
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"He needs to be isolated from everyone."
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"- But, Mom- - Yes?"
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"That's all I got."
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"- Mustache comb. What'd you get? - Fake mustache."
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"- Wanna comb it? - This sucks."
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"Time to punch out of this yawn factory. I'm going to Nelson's."
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"- But Mom said not to. - She doesn't scare me."
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"Oh, God! Inchworms!"
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"Won't you get in trouble if your mom sees you doing that?"
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"Nah. My mom's got bigger problems."
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"- She doesn't give a crap what I do. - Wow, you are so lucky."
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"Come on. Let's lock and load."
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"Hmm. It's your health."
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