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Clips from The Simpsons - A Star Is Born Again (S14E14)

"Hold your horses. I was up all night fishing out the drawstring..."
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"...from Modern Sandcastle Magazine."
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"Look, everybody, here they come."
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"Well, in the old days, people thought jellyfish venom had curative properties."
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"- Like laser eye surgery? - Exactly."
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"And right away I'm stunned"
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"Sarah, you're as lovely as the day I first arrested you."
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"Oh, Clancy, ha, ha."
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"Are you hitting on me?"
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"Poor Ned. This is his first Jellyfish Festival alone."
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"I know. And it doesn't get any easier from here."
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"There's the Tongue Kissing Festival, Cinco de Ocho, the Hobo Oscars."
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"Mm-hm. Open as a tomb on Easter."
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"I gave up on L.A. when those TV people made that poor nun fly."
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"Do I?"
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"Well... For now, I'll take a left-handed crimper."
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"Thanks. I'll see you later."
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"Would you like to have dinner tomorrow?"
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"Well. Well, why not?"
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"It sure feels good To be back in the game"
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"Ba-doo-doo-doo-doo..."
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"No, it's Sara Sloane. I have a date with her tonight."
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"Sara Sloane? The movie star?"
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"I used to worry Marge was too good for me."
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"She was always thinking of ways to improve me."
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"So we're all where we wanna be."
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"I mean, my wall, which I will sell on eBay."
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"No. It's a nice change from all the actors I usually date."
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"Heaven's gate. I'm gonna be tasting you on my moustache for a week."
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"Well, yeah. She's had more stars on her than Lisa's homework."
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"Mm-mm-mm."
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"Now she's dating Mr. Flanders."
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"Now, who might you be? A tabloid? Is that one of those really strong mints?"
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"Ah! Daddy, she swore."
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"I didn't know there were people like you left in the world."
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"...between Los Angeles and New York called America."
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"Oh, if someone took the time to press that button, this is the least I can do."
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"Do you plan to kill Sara like your last wife?"
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"It's the tabloids. Everybody, run."
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"Come on. Let's concoct more lies."
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"Zookeeper's Wife, scene 102, take one. Action."
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"- Ugh, cut. - Sir, there's no reason..."
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"Katharine Hepburn never showed her breasts."
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"Easy, Ned. Think of the Bible."
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"Miss Sloane, I loved you in Sleeping with Pinocchio..."
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"And, Ned, I haven't seen you this happy in years."
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"Sorry. I found someone nice who doesn't talk like a freak."
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"My libido has been terminated."
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"Ned, I've never met a man like you."
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"And yet you're not gay."
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"So anyway, uh, hmm, your movie's wrapping up soon."
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"Ned, I know this is fast."
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"Ned Flanders in Tinseltown?"
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"James L. Brooks is good. How about some sponge cake?"
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"Sara, I'm sorry. But I can't move to Hollywood."
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"Mm."
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"Dude, what's it like kissing a movie star?"
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"- What seems to be the problem, officer? - Problem is I can't seem to get an agent."
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"Sure is nice to be shopping for a woman again."
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"Sir, would you ask your sweetheart to sign her autograph for me?"
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"Wait a minute. This is to adopt two of your kids."
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"Sucker."
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"...and his arm candy, Sara Sloane."
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"Part of Stroker Ace was filmed at our airport."
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"Today's book is Bridget Jones's Diary."
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"...we can give up our seats to some old people."
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"...or in a dirty dream."
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"...I get the feeling you're just not a Ned-head tonight. Is something wrong?"
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"I need a glass of wine."
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"This is quite a dil-diddly-lemma."
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"Homer, Sara wants us to have S-E-X."
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"What does that one say, Ned?"
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"That made me completely forget about Bob Balaban."
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"You wanna get married?"
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"Ah. I bet we would have lasted twice that long."
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"Uh-oh. Here comes Helen Fielding."
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"And now I just hold goo"
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"Jellyfish I held you close"
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"But then The ocean took you back"
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"My jelly I'll miss you"
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"For now"
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"I just hold goo"
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"The Simpsons"
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"A Star Is Born Again"
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"...from your father's swimsuit."
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"Well, I'm all set. I'm gonna be following the latest designs..."
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"Then all that's left is to protect Maggie from the sun."
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"I think she needs a diaper change."
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"Well, it ain't happening today."
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"...like the swallows returning to Capistrano."
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"I'm going to Africa..."
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"Jellyfish, along you came"
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"Sweet words I long to whisper"
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"But you've paralyzed my tongue"
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"Oh, what a magical evening."
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"Lower. Lower."
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"Lower."
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"Maybe we can have this band play at our wedding."
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"I was hoping we could use this audio cassette."
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"I was so shy."
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"Ah, well, Sea Captain, looks like you and I are sailing solo tonight?"
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"I got a date with some twins, the state and federal tax forms."
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"Days just made for lovers."
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"Not widowers, lovers."
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""Form of business"?"
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"Sole proprietorship."
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""Owner's marital status"?"
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"Happily married to a dead woman."
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"Excuse me. Are you open?"
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"Boy, they don't make them like you in L.A."
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"Do you have any left-handed eyelash curlers?"
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"You're the most important person in the world because you're my customer."
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"Are you for real?"
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"Yeah. Real."
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"Well, it looks good. And it sounds pretty too."
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"A woman asking a man out?"
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"And maybe I'll eat my steak with a spoon."
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"Call me. I'm staying at the Springfield Four Seasons."
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"What the...? That's a pseu-diddilyeudonym."
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"At dessert Maybe I can ask her her name"
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