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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa with an "S" (S27E27)

"D'oh!"
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"♪ I'll win at cards tonight ♪"
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"♪ They don't play cards quite right ♪"
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"♪ Without a beer, my head will clear ♪"
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"♪ To put liquor in his tummy ♪"
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"♪ Tonight, tonight ♪"
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"♪ Tonight! ♪"
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"Suckers."
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"I need two things: a good-night hug and a favor."
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"I've just been accepted to the best band camp"
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"this side of the Mississippi!"
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"Notable graduates include Pete Barbutti."
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"Yes! Anyway, it's a little pricey."
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"Don't worry, sweetie, I'm gonna win."
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"And you know why?"
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"Oh, I'll fix this."
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"The maestro is here."
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"Hey, who's the lady?"
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"What, are you kidding?"
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"She starred opposite Al Pacino"
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"in Does a Tiger Wear A Necktie?"
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"Ooh!"
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"He's got everything I look for in a man:"
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"Well, it and you"
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"We're gonna win! That means Lisa goes to band camp."
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"Won it for cinematography."
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"Uh, Hardee's."
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"Hey, off we go!"
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"Guys, I help with a plan."
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"Hey, what about a reverse mortgage?"
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"I've always hated your rugs."
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"about to sing "Do You Love Me,""
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"Your boyfriend King Tut?"
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"No. Jack Jones."
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"Which I broke off."
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"Oh, that's rich!"
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"Please tell me you're writing a book."
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"Sit down, boy."
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"Where's that crutch I gave you?"
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"There will be."
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"Oh!"
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"but would you like to sing a song for us?"
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"♪ Avoiding any foods with wheat ♪"
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"Wow. You know your way around a horn, kid."
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"Oh, listen, I don't want to gush,"
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"but I have all your albums."
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"Electric Laney Land,"
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"Laney Butchers The Beatles."
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"I'll wipe the slate clean on one condition."
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"Get out. I never want to see you again."
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"Perhaps you didn't hear me."
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"where people break curfew and exchange reeds."
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"All right."
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"Oh, thanks, Mom!"
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"just look at all of them!"
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"You'll be the first person I thank at the Tonys"
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"I did the audiobook on this."
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"Every piece of advice someone gives you"
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"Nah, too late. The cops cleaned it up."
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"Chazz Busby. My director."
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"The man who's ruined more productions than flu season."
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"the sax prodigy who's gonna blow life into my act."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I wanted an audition,"
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"I made it in Hartford."
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"you set it up right? Yes!"
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"My daughter is not drugged-out."
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"Maybe she's just sleeping late after partying at discotheques."
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"How are you, sweetie?"
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"I'm good, I'm good."
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"Come on, guys. Don't I get a puff?"
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"We've got to get her back."
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"We should get a place there. We go so often."
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"Damn it!"
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"How may I help thee, friends?"
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"Um, can I please use the, uh,"
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"♪ Don't know why ♪"
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"♪ In the... in the... ♪"
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"I was a Megatron-sized fool!"
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"You can't be serious!"
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"It's showtime, Laney. Time to see if there's still"
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"a spark left in that smoldering Duraflame log you call a career."
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"Moe, I need you."
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"Those are your lyrics!"
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"♪ I had a dream ♪"
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"for reasons that elude me."
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"My daughter's in there."
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"Hey, uh, you're a union man, right?"
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"Okay. Just finish out the tour."
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"No way!"
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"What? How can you say that?"
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"Showbiz lesson number seven:"
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"And I see your house is lit by Edison's witch lights."
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"Who's holier than thou now, Ned?"
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"♪ My flushes will be ♪"
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"♪ Straight tonight ♪"
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"♪ Tonight, tonight ♪"
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"♪ I'll cheat them all tonight ♪"
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"♪ When they're drunk ♪"
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"♪ Tonight, tonight ♪"
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"♪ I won't get drunk tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's fun to trick a rummy ♪"
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"♪ Your friendship's a delight ♪"
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"♪ Band camp calls tonight ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ Deposit's due tonight ♪ ♪ I'll take the pot tonight ♪"
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"Moe, what the hell is that?!"
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"Sorry. I missed rehearsal."
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"Marge, I'm heading out! Poker night!"
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"This is just a friendly game, right?"
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"Oh, super friendly."
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"Mm. To save time,"
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"I'll start describing the favor."
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"Which side are we again?"
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"So, if you win big tonight,"
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"maybe you could help make a little girl really happy."
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"I'm wearing my lucky T-shirt."
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"It was such a shame"
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"There."
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"This is Laney Fontaine, Broadway legend."
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"Now I date Moe."
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