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Clips from The Simpsons - Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming (S07E07)

"Oh, just think, Lise. That's our pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel."
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"My dear abbey!"
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"Shut your word-hole! We gotta get this place clean for the air show."
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"You still got it, Bob."
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"Free Duff? Viva life!"
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"Sideshow Bob!"
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"If you do not rid this city of television within two hours..."
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"Bart! No!"
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"Target sighted! Launching air-to-nerd missile!"
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"- I appreciate your passion on behalf of your medium."
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"And so, farewell."
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"Oh, they haven't made those since the war."
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"Do you know what really frosts my Kelvinator?"
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"Uh, and, uh, former president, Ike Eisenhower!"
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""Best before November 1959." Damn it, Bob!"
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"There were plenty of brand-new bombs."
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"He's getting away!"
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"They're gone!"
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"Kids, Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today."
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"What the hell is that? A lawn mower?"
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"The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"I'd like to thank everybody who contributed to Krusty's Canned Food Drive."
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"Your generous donations..."
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"have made this our slipperiest, slimiest slobstacle course ever!"
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"Our contestants will drop out of my nose and blurp into a tub of refried beans."
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"- How can we afford it? It's rancid! - Uhh-"
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"And at the finish line..."
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"a scrumptious parfait of pudding, pickle brine and detergent..."
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"where a writhing pile of kids will grope blindly for hot dogs!"
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"Krusty, please! It burns!"
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"That Sideshow Mel thinks he's so big."
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"Whatever happened to Sideshow Bob?"
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"Don't you remember, Dad?"
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"He framed Krusty, he tried to kill Aunt Selma..."
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"he rigged an election-"
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"And he tried to murder me.!"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"But what I'll mainly remember is the laughter. I wonder what he's doing now."
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"Ah, Westminster Abbey."
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"Edward the Confessor himself could not have done better."
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"Now to set the clocks to Greenwich mean time."
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"This is the way we mop the floor, mop the floor mop the floor"
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"- Oh, look who's talking. - Yeah, Bob. You used to be on this show."
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"Don't remind me!"
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"My foolish capering destroyed more young minds than syphilis and pinball combined."
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"Oh, how I loathe that box..."
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"that omnidirectional sludge pump droning and burping-"
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"Look here! That's enough now! I own 60% of that network!"
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"All right, break it up, boys. It's time for work detail."
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"I suppose you don't like tabloid newspapers either."
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"There. That's the last condom wrapper."
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"Oh, I renew my objection to this pointless endeavor."
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"Informally now and by affidavit later, time permitting."
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"Air show? Buzz-cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whizz jets..."
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"to the strains of "Rock You Like a Hurricane"?"
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"What kind of country-fried rube is still impressed by that?"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah."
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"I want to meet the first female stealth bomber pilot."
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"During the Gulf War, she destroyed 70 mosques. And her name is Lisa too."
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"I want to see some birds get sucked into the engines, rare ones."
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"- This year I'm making ear plugs out of biscuit dough."
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"They're ready."
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"So weary."
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"Grandma, this is my friend, Craig."
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"Friend? You mean you two aren't knocking boots?"
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"Ever do the back-seat mambo, Craigie?"
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"I know that voice."
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"TV's bottomless chum bucket has claimed Vanessa Redgrave!"
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"Now I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza."
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"Yee-haw.!"
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"Farewell, dear 'Nessa."
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"Hey, you.! The state's not paying you five cents an hour to stand around."
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"- Now, get busy! - Oh, I'll get busy."
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"I'll get very busy, indeed."
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"Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun!"
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"I have three medals for this."
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"Hey! Where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats people and takes their faces?"
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"- I'm right here, Chief. - Oh. Then where's Sideshow Bob?"
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"- Uh, he ran off. - Oh, great."
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"Well, if anyone asks, uh, I beat him to death, okay?"
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"Right."
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"At this point in time, I would like to direct your attention..."
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"to the particular air vehicle next to which I am currently standing."
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"The Harrier jet is one of our more dollar-intensive, ordnance-delivery vectors."
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"Five tires? Am I seeing things?"
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"Uh, and although it looks complicated..."
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"it's so well-designed, even a child could fly it."
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"- Can I fly it? - Of course you cannot."
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"Mm. Uhh-"
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"Take that, Dad!"
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"Send me to a psychiatrist, will you?"
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"Take that, Dr. Sally Waxler!"
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"Uh, Colonel, they're expecting you at the podium in 10 minutes."
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"I'm, uh-"
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"Hmm."
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"What in the World According to Garp?"
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"Those are my dress towels!"
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"Who's in my private washroom? McGuckett, let me in."
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"- The door already is closed. - What?"
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"This is Colonel Leslie "Hap" Hapablap."
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"If you don't open that door, I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party!"
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"You say you're in the military?"
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"Sweet Enola Gay, son! I'm gonna come in there and corpse you up!"
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"Corpse you up and mail you to mama!"
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"Well, where'd he go?"
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"Oh, got my knuckles all lined up for nothing."
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"Sorry, ladies."
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"- Look at that hunk of junk. - Not jun-"
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"You're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane."
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"At Kitty Hawk in 1903..."
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"Charles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimbleful of corn oil."
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"Single-handedly won us the Civil War, it did."
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"So, how do you know so much about American history?"
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"I pieced it together mostly from sugar packets."
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"Code? Son, this is Colonel Hapablap!"
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"That fool McGuckett sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yeager's Acura."
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"Now get down there with the chamois triple-time!"
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"Get moving or I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a, uh, snot party."
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"Sir, right away, sir!"
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