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Clips from The Simpsons - Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (S06E06)

"In today's news, a 2-ton rhino escaped from the Springfield Zoo."
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"...and Petunia, as she is known, is safely back in captivity."
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"Did they?"
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"...and three other clerks at this store."
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"...blue contact lenses..."
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"Hey!"
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"Followed by Always Comes in Second and I'm Number Three."
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"So that's what's been wrong with the little fella."
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"Lady, you're all right."
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"Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team."
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"- Don't ever say that word again. - Well, that's what she is. I looked it up."
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"Yes. We waited many years..."
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"Oh, it's just easier this way."
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"This house stinks."
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"Now, I know we love the puppies very much..."
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"...but I think they're getting to be a problem."
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"Is that what we do in this family?"
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"When someone becomes an inconvenience, we just get rid of them?"
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"All right, we'll give the dogs one more chance."
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"As long as the puppies don't do anything else wrong, they stay."
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"On a completely unrelated topic..."
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"Oh, just lovely, Marge."
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"...that you were mistakenly let out of the Army early."
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"I'm so impressed by this problem-free evening..."
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"From heaven."
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"They don't like being broken up."
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"We've got to be realistic, kids."
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"Good day, everyone."
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"Don't worry, folks, we'll find your wallet."
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"Dogs. Chief, you're getting powdered sugar all over my floor."
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"I'm dusting for prints."
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"I'm sorry, kids. I don't think we're ever gonna find your greyhounds."
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"He's giving them a bath."
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"I've never seen anything so adorable. You know who it reminds me of?"
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"- A person. You know who I mean. - Snoop Doggy Dogg?"
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"Yes. But not completely full. For, you see:"
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"Some men hunt for sport"
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"Feel this sweater, there's no better Than authentic Irish setter"
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"My evening wear, vampire bat"
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"These white slippers Are albino African endangered rhino"
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"See my vest"
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"But a greyhound-fur tuxedo Would be best"
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"- So let's prepare these dogs - Kill two for matching clogs"
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"We gotta get the dogs out of there."
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"- No. What are you doing? - Dogs always land on their feet."
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"Bart, look. A laundry chute."
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"Oh, there'll be plenty of time for explanations later."
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"...the pups have a date with a fashion knife."
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"This can't be happening. They're all standing."
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"Another victory for Montgomery Burns ' champion greyhounds."
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"Homer! For the love of God, no!"
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"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds"
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"Welcome to the 6:00 news, in our brand-new studio."
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"Looking good, Springfield."
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"But zoo officials were quick to act..."
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"In other news, a 3-ton rhino..."
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"...that escaped from the zoo last week is still at large."
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"All right, who broke my vase?"
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"Who took my tests off the refrigerator and tore them up?"
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"Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance to?"
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"Oh, please. This is senseless destruction..."
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"...with none of my usual social commentary."
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"If it wasn't you, then who was it?"
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"I'm sure these things didn't destroy themselves, now, did they?"
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"I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky too..."
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"...because it's spanking season, and I got a hankering for some spankering."
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"I don't know why you're so energetic today..."
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"...but prepare to be worn out."
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"What's wrong, boy? Getting tired?"
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"He was up barking all night and dug up the back yard worse than ever."
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"- My bongo drums! - My strobe light!"
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"My Best of Ray Stevens, featuring "The Streak," album."
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"So it was the dog that buried all our stuff."
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"Yes, the dog."
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"Oh, my God! He's got the precious cable-TV cable!"
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"If the box rattles, throw it away."
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"Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones."
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"Well, I'll be damned."
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"Excuse me. We're having a problem with our dog."
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"I'll tell you what I'm telling everyone else."
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"I'm sorry if your dog went blind, but your gripe is with Hartz Mountain, not me."
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"No. No, our dog is out of control."
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"He's wild, destructive and has little or no respect for authority."
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"Let me try a canine-human mind meld."
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"It's an incredibly rare psychic power possessed only by me..."
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"Okay."
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"I'm bored. I'm restless."
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"Need change in life..."
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"Well, problem solved."
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"- Homer, hold on to the wheel! - You got it."
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"Don't worry. We'll catch him or run him over trying."
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"Don't worry, when they find out he doesn't have money..."
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"...they'll throw him out. Believe me, I know."
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"This place is so big."
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"Do you think we should split up and look for him, Homie?"
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"- Homie? - Two bucks to win on number eight."
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"And have you seen my beloved dog? Give me the ticket."
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""She's the Fastest.""
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"I don't think that means, necessarily..."
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"And they're off. She's the Fastest jumps out to an insurmountable lead."
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"Yes! Come on, you little horse!"
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"And they're in the home stretch. It's... Wait! Another dog is on the track."
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"- Santa's Little Helper! - The mystery dog..."
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"...gaining fast on the outside. Of course, he could never win this race."
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"Or could he?"
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"What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog?"
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"Looks like he's trying to jump over her, but he can't quite make it."
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"This is the end of dog racing."
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"- Can we keep Santa's girlfriend, Mom? - Please?"
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"- But she's not our dog. - She's yours now."
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"Once they fall in love, they lose their racing spirit."
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"Won't you miss her loyalty and companionship?"
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"But no more you-know-what in front of the house, all right?"
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"Hey! What did I just say?"
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"Take it. It fell on the floor."
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"Hey, boy, you wanna play fetch?"
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"But he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in."
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"Well, I'm going to write the dictionary people and have that checked."
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"Feels like a mistake to me."
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"Hey, look. A really small dog just fell out of Santa's girlfriend."
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