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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays (S15E15)

"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"This naughty little Sheila can snap a man's ribcage like..."
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"and Malibu Ken needs a closet for all his beach thongs."
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"They'll get help from designer Jeremy on, Dollhouse Do-Overs."
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"(BOTH GRUNTING)"
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"Ap-cray. Ap-cray."
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"Three, four, pick up the floor"
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"Nine, ten, start over again!"
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"Five, six, don't play tricks"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Three, four, pick up the floor"
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"Five, six, don't play tricks"
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"(GROANING)"
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"Too hard."
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"Three, four, pick up the floor"
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"(INDIFFERENT GRUNT)"
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"(SINGING) So he went upstairs and knocked on the door"
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"(GROWLS)"
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"So does sucking on the dog."
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"And the helpful bear, she will die!"
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"Or make out that check to me!"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"I got them fair and square and I kept my dignity,"
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"not like Janie's mom."
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"Whatever."
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"Not guilty!"
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"The Teletubbies!"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"They make The Blue Man Group look like Mummenschanz,"
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"And Maggie's diapers are extra absorbent."
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"(CRYING)"
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"I did it all, man!"
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"(SINGING) Sing the nonsense song with me"
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"Yum yum wow Woop de we"
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"where overwhelmed doctors are trying to sort out"
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"the owies from the boo-boos."
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"And those super sharp little fingernails."
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"I hear ya. Some days are tougher than others."
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"Just close your eyes and club."
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"(BABIES LAUGHING)"
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"Bad babies, yes, you was."
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"Asked if he intends to take legal action,"
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"MAN: My loose change!"
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"Catchy name."
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"(BOOING)"
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"And I'm an American."
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"I dream of an America with nudity and F-words on network TV!"
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"Children are the future."
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"Today belongs to me!"
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"Promises were made!"
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"(DEEP VOICE) and become a man!"
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"And don't try to dig what we all say"
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"Blockin' out the scenery Breakin' my mind"
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"But I thought if we met face to face,"
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"Well, let's make it quick."
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"Her name is Lisa."
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"Miss Naegle, even though I disagree with your principles,"
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"Also Maggie puked in your purse again."
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"Sorry, Marge. I don't think I'll ever understand your point of view."
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"I'm gonna tell an anecdote about lovemaking"
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"without having to look around."
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"Proud Parents Against Singles, Seniors,"
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"Now, the first thing we're gonna need is money."
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"Oh, for the love of pizza!"
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"I'm from the US immigration Department."
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"Save our families!"
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"Sign our petition!"
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"The only petitions that I sign are to bring back canceled sitcoms."
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"America needs the wisdom of Herman's Head now more than ever."
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"Well, howdy, ma'am. I represent the tobacco lobby."
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"But I haven't endorsed it yet!"
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"Now why don't you just sign the check?"
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"Here, use my pen."
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"Forget it."
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"Particularly their supple young organs."
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"Oh, unfenced backyard pools, where would I be without you?"
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"But first, Marge Simpson's "Families Come First" initiative"
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"And I love my family too much for that."
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"That ad makes me look like a criminal!"
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"What are you going to do?"
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"HOMER: You've probably heard a lot of"
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"They live in fancy houses in other places."
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"and that jerk that goes, "Yes!""
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"I am Rudy Giuliani."
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"Do as I command you."
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"You must forgive Homer."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I just had my most brilliant idea ever!"
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"Kids! Maybe that's the answer!"
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"There's the enemy. Give them all you got."
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"Time to destroy your future."
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"And on Prop 242, the winner is yes!"
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"Three, four, pick up the floor"
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"Five, six, don't play tricks"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"She's got me by the dangle-down!"
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"(CRACKING) Like that!"
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"Hey, I'm watching that!"
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"Not anymore."
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"ANNOUNCER 1 ON TV: Malibu Stacey wants a craft room"
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"We'll also show you how to turn a shoebox into a you-box."
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"Oh, I missed the feeding frenzy. I hope you're happy."
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"MAN ON TV: Bobby, I got propane in my urethra."
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"ANNOUNCER 2 ON TV: We'll be right back with"
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"Who Will Marry a Million Bears!"
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"I like ice cream"
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"How about you?"
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"Look, Maggie! A show for babies!"
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"Whipped cream too"
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"Mom, that's Roofi."
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"Well, Maggie likes Roofi. And babies only like good things."
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"Bart!"
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"(IN PIG LATIN)"
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"ROOFI: (SINGING) One, two, tie your shoe"
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"Five, six, don't play tricks"
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"One, two, tie your shoe"
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"Three, four, pick up the floor"
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"it's on batteries."
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"Backed up by solar power."
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"Seven, eight, clean your plate"
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