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Clips from The Simpsons - Burns' Heir (S05E05)

"Whoa! [ Grunting ]"
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"[ Coughing ]"
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"Oh, well, this may be a dirty job..."
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"[ Exhales ]"
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"I'm sinking. [ Gasps ]"
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"You're fired!"
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"Dance! [ Laughing ]"
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"We're finally gonna stop those corporate pigs from dumping that nuclear waste."
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"Oh, no! Our boat is sinking."
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"It was I, you fools!"
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"[ Chortles, Grunts ]"
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"I got a mink chamois, sir. I hope that-- [ Gasps ]"
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"" Let's all go to the lobby Get ourselves some snacks ""
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"I have nothing to offer you but my love."
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"Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!"
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"Oh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list."
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"" Clang, clang, clang went the trolley ""
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"I don't know what ''phallocentric'' means, but no girls!"
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"Ohh. I just don't want to be here, Dad."
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"[ Faint.:Bionic Jumping Sound ]"
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"[ Homer ] Ooh, he card reads good."
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"[ Chuckling ] Look, Smithers."
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"A creature of pure malevolence."
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"- [ Bart Grunts ] - [ Groans ]"
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"Ooh, I like him a lot."
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"I must return to my large, empty mansion to rattle around..."
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"Oh, your milk's gone cold. I'll ring for the maid."
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"If you stay, you can have anything you want to eat..."
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"and I want it delivered by Krusty the Clown."
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"Hey, it's Krusty the Pizza Man!"
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"- "[ Upbeat ] - Huh? Huh? Huh?"
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"- It couldn't possibly be bottomless. - For all intents and purposes."
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"Bart, don't throw peas at your sister."
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"and I will mold him in my own graven image."
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"Who knows? I may even grow to... love him."
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"Well, go ahead. Do your worst."
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"Oh, for gosh-- Can't you people solve these problems yourselves?"
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""[ Speakers.:Muzak ]"
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"Damn clogs."
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"I've argued in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer."
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"- Cool train. Where does it go? - Beats me."
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"- Once it had snow on it. - Wow, Bart!"
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"Oh, pish-posh. There's a Jaws Of Life in the trunk."
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"Whoa! Oh! Whoo!"
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"Absolutely."
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"You idiot! He was the most talented one!"
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"[ Muffled Grunting ]"
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"You do not love Mr. Burns."
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"Do you mind? You're killing the romance in here."
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"Well, it was a grueling two weeks, but you have your son back."
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"Mom. Dad. I missed you."
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"[ Gasps, Screaming ]"
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"That was delightful."
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"Like a hog!"
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"but I'm afraid your family doesn't want you back."
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"I mean, what the hell am I doing here?"
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"Yes, well,just get it right..."
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"I can't believe it."
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"- [ Bone Snaps ] - Oh! That rib always breaks."
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"This calls for a celebration."
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"[ Gasps ] What a coincidence!"
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"Fire him now or I'll disown you. You'll lose everything."
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"The fabulous toys, a lifetime of wealth and luxury..."
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"- You're fired! - What?"
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"- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!"
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"[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons ""
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"[ Bird Cawing ]"
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"[ Sighs ] Lousy job."
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"Nothing exciting ever happens."
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"- [ Alarm Blaring ] - [ Bell Ringing ]"
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"Congratulations, Homer Simpson!"
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"- You've just won the employee raffle. - Whoo-hoo!"
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"- What do I get? - The job of industrial chimney sweep for a day!"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Hey, this isn't such a great prize."
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"but the big guys at the top work even harder."
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"[ Chuckling ] Whoa!"
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"Hmm. [ Sighs ] Will 5:00 never come?"
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"Careful, Smithers! That sponge has corners, you know."
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"- I'll go find a spherical one. - [ Grunts ]"
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"Help, Smithers. I'm sinking."
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"before-- [ Gurgling ]"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"[ Horn Blows ]"
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"All right."
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"The man you trusted isn't Wavy Gravy at all. [ Grunts ]"
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"And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco."
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"[ Evil Laughter]"
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"Oh, my God! Mr. Burns is dead!"
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"[ Sobbing ] Why do the good always die so young?"
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"[ Wailing ]"
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"- [ Grunts ] - [ Gasps ] Please, sir."
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"You'll catch-- [ Gags ] cold."
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"Smithers, do you realize, if I had died..."
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"there would be no one to carry on my legacy?"
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"Due to my hectic schedule and lethargic sperm..."
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"I never fathered an heir."
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"Now I have no one..."
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"to leave my enormous fortune to."
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"- No one. - [ Clears Throat ]"
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"You, Smithers? Oh, no, my dear friend."
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"I have planned a far greater reward for you."
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"When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me."
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"Oh. Goody."
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"[ Synthesized Tones Crescendoing ]"
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"- [ Rumbling ] - [ Grunting ]"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Turn it up! Turn it up!"
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"- Hello. I am Montgomery Burns. - [ Yelps ]"
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"Now then, I am looking for a suitable young male heir..."
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"to leave my fortune to when I pass away."
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"My vast, vast, vast fortune."
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"Auditions will be tomorrow at my estate."
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"And now, our feature presentation."
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"- [ Whispering ] - Oh, for-- Oh, very well."
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"" Let's all go to the lobby Let's all go to the lobby ""
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"- [ Chattering ] - What are the two E's? Enunciate and energy."
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"I specifically said ''no geeks.''"
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"But my mom says I'm cool."
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