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Clips from The Simpsons - Flaming Moe (S22E22)

"D'oh!"
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"their performance reviews reflect that fact."
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"Quickly, now. We're almost through the half hour per day"
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"Yeah! Yeah!"
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"I'm your right-hand man, your guy Friday!"
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"Yes, sir?"
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"Yeah, you know, thank you,"
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"We are changing this place up."
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"Stuff is getting done!"
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"And it welcomes men with a few extra pounds"
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"Uh, dream I painted."
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"And in this economy,"
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"So, what do you say?"
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"Honey, just teach the one"
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"Coming, Dewey!"
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"I've ever been at Moe's"
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"without that little voice in the back of my head saying,"
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"What do you mean, wig?"
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"tomorrow's Gay Day at Krustyland."
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"Why would they think that?"
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"So, would not have been good."
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"If you tell them you're straight,"
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"♪ Jennifer Juniper ♪"
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"Ooh, a good old-fashioned lemon party."
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"That wasn't me and you're my alibi."
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"I see how it is."
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"You get a booty call and I get a cootie call."
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"Great, baby."
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"You know, passion has always been a passion of mine."
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"in the Springfield Founder's Parade."
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"Will you become Springfield's"
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"Hooray for Moe!"
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"♪ It means that I'm happy post-coitally ♪"
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"A little... honey in your yogurt."
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"You're a regular Casanova."
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"Come on, come to life!"
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"Well, it's my business partner, Mr. Smithers."
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"Sounds great."
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"Like all gays, I'm attracted to all men."
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"You want to go out later?"
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"Okay, a few jumping jacks just to warm up."
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"Oh, Moe."
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"Me, or a Republican whose record is so anti-gay,"
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"♪ jennifer juniper ♪"
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"Shh!"
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"I don't like those guys."
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"Yeah, they think they're better than us just because"
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"Oh, no. I left a candy bar in my desk."
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"That's funny, 'cause I found"
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"this candy bar in my desk."
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"Time to punch in."
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"Sir, the shifts are fighting like Iran and Iraq."
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"Who? Persia and Mesopotamia."
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"Hush!"
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"and your will shall be fully executed."
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"Charles Montgomery Plantagenet..."
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"Schicklgruber... Burns."
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"Sir, is that your will?"
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"It is. I know it's hard to see a young buck like me"
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"and think of a day when I'm no longer in the pink."
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"We just need one more set of initials here."
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"where you're mentally competent."
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"And... ...demented."
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"Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Yank!"
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"A dinosaur!"
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""I, C. Montgomery Burns,"
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""hereby divide my estate in equal shares"
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""to the Yale University Department of Applied Evil,"
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""Gary from Gary's Trapdoor Installation and Repair,"
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"and finally, my faithful and constant companion...""
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"Your tortoise?! Yes."
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"It always saddens me"
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"that you and Sheldon have never gotten along."
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"Sir, how could you leave me out of your will?"
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"Smithers, you are the campiest of my aides du camp,"
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"but I'm afraid my true admiration is reserved"
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"for the self-made man."
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"No Steve Woz-ni-ak thee."
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"So... you don't respect me?"
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"No, not until you earn it."
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"Until then, I will never see you as my equal."
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"Smithers... wait!"
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"In case you didn't hear me,"
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"I said I will never see you as my equal."
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"I heard you very clearly, sir. Excellent."
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"Hmm. Here's a place I can feel wanted."
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"You, with the six-pack-- you're in."
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"You, with the Ben Affleck chin"
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"and the Matt Damon everything else."
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"Guess what? You're in!"
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"In, in, in."
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"Uh, in your dreams."
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"Oh, come on. I've had a rough day."
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"With the buzz cut and the bow tie?"
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"This is a nightclub,"
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"not a John F. Kennedy cabinet meeting."
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"Can I have a Scotch and water?"
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"My Scotch is a Scotch and water."
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"Business is slow, huh?"
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"Yeah. Frankly, I'm surprised you're not across the street,"
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"where they drink for fun, instead of here,"
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"where, uh, horrible addiction compels you."
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"They won't let me in."
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"No one wants an executive assistant"
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"who only works out six hours a day."
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"If only this town had a men's bar"
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"for the average-looking fellow."
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"True admiration."
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"Self-made man."
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"Kill the other two heads."
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"True admiration. Self-made man."
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"Kill them before they suspect."
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"Listen, what if I helped you turn this bar"
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"into a hangout for guys like me?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Just so it's clear what I'm proposing,"
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"the men I'm talking about are..."
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"...men... dinner parties."
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