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Clips from The Simpsons - The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons (S09E09)

"[Tires Screeching]"
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"[Loud Thud]"
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"to buy a fire engine so they can get to fires."
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"- Lazy bums. - Yeah. Why don't we buy 'em mink stoles while we're at it?"
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"[Audience Murmuring]"
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"- [Crowd Exclaiming, Cheering] - [Woman] It's Krusty the Clown!"
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"I'm standir at zero. Anybody wanna go higher than zero?"
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"##[Soul Ballad]"
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"Yarr! I'm not attractive."
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"Why do we have to stand here? This is so humiliatir."
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"Aw, we're never gonna get that fire engine."
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"Well, I guess that's it, folks."
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"## [Sign-off Song]"
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"I do like to cook."
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"I'm not much of a talker, but I love to listen."
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"I had a great time, Apu. And thanks for winning Wubsie."
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"I had no idea you were such a great shot."
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"Oh, yes. All Kwik-E-Mart managers..."
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"- Oh. [Giggles] - [Kiss]"
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"Anybody up for some clog dancing?"
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"[Moaning]"
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"Whoo! Let's see what she wrote. [Tiger Growl]"
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"- [Yelps] - Boy, you hate lotus flowers too."
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"Not... really."
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"Ten goats and an electric fan?"
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"Okay. We will throw in a textile factory..."
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"What am I going to do?"
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"No, no. You do not know Mother. She will never quit until I am married."
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"Well, uh, the reason is, um-"
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"Got to go. Bye-bye-bye. I love you. Love you. [Kissing]"
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"[Gasps] It worked."
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"[Screaming]"
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"- ##[Ends] - " Loser."
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"Loser. Loser.""
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"Oh, yes! That will buy me some time."
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"and tell your mom that Marge is your wife."
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"- It's you. - [Door Opens]"
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"It is a very reasonable request that can easily be granted..."
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"[Yelping]"
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"[Moans] That Yodel was so good."
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"- I wish I was eatir it right now. - [Vehicle Door Closes]"
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"Honey, I am in my home."
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"[Groans] Oh."
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"How was your day, sweetheart?"
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"Can you feel the love?"
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"Mother, I would like for you to meet..."
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"my darling wife of many, many good years-"
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"Well, this is your father Apu's mother."
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"I cannot believe you did not tell me..."
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"But you can't leave."
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"Sorry, Homer. I've been plannir this vacation for years."
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"- Oh, right. With the giant heads. - With the what now?"
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"- [Snoring] - Hey, Dad!"
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"Oh, no, I'm not- Well, let's see what you got here."
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"[Motor Whirring]"
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"Oh. I must apologize for the inconvenience, Marge."
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"You are a real sport."
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"- What would you like to know? - What's the deal with that dot?"
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"As long as you have absolutely no follow-up questions-"
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"Lookir good, Hattie. Asa. Hazel."
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"Hazel. Hazel! Oh, the hell with her."
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"- Increase. Dad. - Cornelius."
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"Another bag of chips, Mr. Talmadge?"
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"Please. Also, I think I'm getting a bedsore."
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"[Grunting]"
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"Hey. What's Lucky hooked up to?"
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"My family brought me here on Monday..."
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"I am packed and ready to go to the airpor-Ah!"
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"[Sighs]"
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"- We have a wedding to plan. - [Sighing] Oh, yes."
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"I've been looking over this list of things for the ceremony."
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"I've got the extra wine glasses..."
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"You got that straight, Barn."
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"[All Muttering Agreement]"
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"Oh. Manjula and I have not seen each other in 20 years."
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"Actually, it's more like 12. No. I'm so stupid."
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"You have seven hours. See? Seven."
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"You should be livir like there's no tomorrow."
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"No! No, he's not won'th it."
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"Can you please indicate your tiger type on this chart?"
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"[Together] Mmm, number 6."
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"## [Fanfare]"
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"What a happy, happy day."
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"Lucky mouse."
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"I am the god Ganesh! This wedding angers me!"
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"- That-That is good. - [Clears Throat] Double-parked."
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"Oh. I am so torn."
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"I see that sweet little boy who sold me my very first kiss."
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"Aw, geez!"
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"## [Singing Pop Ballad In Foreign Language]"
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"[Screams] Put me down!"
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"I cannot wait to show you our apartment."
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"You must buy me a house. And you're getting a haircut."
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"- [Both Chortling] - Yeah. Good one."
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"The Clown!"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"Ehh! I ain't readir that. No, not that either."
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"Okay. Let's bring on our first bachelor."
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"This sexy fellow describes himself as "a big, thirsty teddy bear.""
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"Say hello to Barney Gumble!"
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"##[Background: Soul Ballad]"
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"Okay. Now, what am I bid? Hey! Now I got zero."
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"I got zero. I got no bid here. I got zero."
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"I got zero right now. Okay, over there? No. Zero."
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"I got nada. I got zilch. I got bubkes."
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"- I got zero. Nothir. Hey! - Poor Barney."
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"[Belches]"
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"He likes sunsets. What more do you want?"
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"Our last bachelor likes women who take their clothes off for money."
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"Let's hear it for Moe!"
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"Arert there any good bachelors in this town?"
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"- ##[Continues, Indistinct] - Apu, you're a bachelor. Get up there."
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"- Oh, no, no. Please. I am nothing special. - Don't be shy."
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"Uh, excuse me. Excuse me."
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"We have one more bachelor."
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"## [Stops] Wha-"
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"- [Microphone Feedback] - Just tell them about yourself."
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"Oh. Um- [Clears Throat]"
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"Well, I have a doctorate in computer science."
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