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Clips from The Simpsons - Whiskey Business (S24E24)

"Well, I can't part with a single one of my Hoarders,"
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"Oh, fine. I'll just get rid of these Itchy and Mitchys."
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"It's not what you think!"
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"I'm not talking about baseball."
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"Only one way to decide: arm wrestling."
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"please show me some love!"
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"Give one of the new kids a chance to talk to the legend."
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"No! No! Help me! Help!"
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"♪ Suicide is painless"
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"♪ And I can..."
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"Oh, that tears it! No more delays!"
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"I'll show you who's a... moron."
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"♪ How deep is your love? How deep is your love? ♪"
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"Are you sure it wasn't "Staying Alive?""
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"You-you guys, you saved me!"
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"You do care!"
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"You gave me a new lease on life,"
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"and I'm gonna take this opportunity to..."
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"I sent you to the store to get applesauce"
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"Yeah, that's always good for a laugh."
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"Why don't we take Moe on a road trip?"
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"Grampa's in charge of you kids"
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"while we go to Capital City."
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"Come on, Moe, stick your head out the sunroof."
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"Eh."
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"It's magical."
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"♪ Better than before"
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"♪ No, you won't get down anymore... ♪"
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"Whoa, ho, ho!"
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"Yes, 'cause every time you wear it,"
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"you'll know how much we love you."
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"Tent City is across the street."
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"Hey, not bad, not bad."
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"Whatever Bart's doing, it's got to be pretty bad"
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"No, that impossible."
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"You don't need anything else."
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"Man, I must real love him."
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"Why am I in the basement?"
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"Thank God your mental powers haven't deteriorated."
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"The kind I've only seen in movies."
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"This suit is amazing!"
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"I'm gonna start cleaning."
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"Carpet."
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"Congoleum."
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"Hardwood!"
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"Hmm."
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"Kentucky Kool-Aid do you have?"
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"Just the one, but I could whip up"
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"I love it!"
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"Come on, blue! Come on, pink!"
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"Take it, take it, there you go, yes!"
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"After a pulse-pounding race, hypertension pills win again."
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"or anything, but... are you starting to feel better?"
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"and you call these cups pleated?!"
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"Hey, thanks, guys."
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"You like chicks with nose clips?"
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"Bring it, girls."
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"And it's not decadent 'cause you can ask interns to do anything."
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"like silk on a skeleton."
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"So, starting tomorrow, we're gonna sell shares"
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"We'll see you tomorrow."
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"And I'm going down to P-6!"
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"P-6!"
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"I-I got to ask you, is it noticeable?"
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"Thank God the kids aren't here."
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"I didn't go to movies as a kid."
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"but it turned out the magic was"
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"Don't stand up!"
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"Grampa,"
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"People, please, please."
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"And we will only use the finest ingredients"
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"Shh!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Hmm, is that the radon detector?"
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"Mom's deleting old TV shows off the DVR."
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"What the...?!"
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"Marge!"
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"You're deleting the 2009 Oscar Red Carpet!"
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"There were some awesome dresses!"
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"And quite a few... disasters!"
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"Fine. What would you get rid of?"
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"hands off my episodes of Episodes,"
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"and if you delete Revenge..."
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"For every one of my cartoons that you erase,"
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"I rip up a family vacation photo."
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"At least I can delete these Westminster Dog Shows."
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"Fine. I'm getting rid of"
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"this American Masters "Kitty Carlisle.""
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"So I stayed up"
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"for the last 87 hours watching all my show"
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"Nothing's gonna delete these."
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"Guys, there's something I want to tell you."
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"Something important."
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"So who do you like, the Padres or the Tigers?"
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"I'm asking if a priest can beat a big cat in a death match"
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"in some kind of polygon."
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"Hexa or octa?"
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"Eh, who am I kidding?"
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"They don't care about me."
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"Suicide. Finally."
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"I'm really doing it."
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"No more cries for help!"
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"I mean, it's not like"
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"I'm begging you, please,"
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"Yeah, it's nothing like that."
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"Eh, maybe I should call."
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"Hello, you have reached"
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"the Buzz Cola Suicide Hotline."
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"Our options have changed, so please listen carefully."
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"State the reason you are committing suicide."
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"Nothing to live for."
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"You said, "Business problems." Is that correct?"
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"No! I got nothing and no one!"
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"You said, "Face sucked off by vacuum cleaner.""
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"Is that correct?"
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"If your face is in the vacuum cleaner bag, press "one.""
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"I just want to talk to a human being!"
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"Please hold for our next available life-extension agent."
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"♪ It brings on many changes ♪"
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"Hello?"
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