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Clips from The Simpsons - 500 Keys (S22E22)
"It was this or a Porsche!"
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"♪ The Simpsons 22x21 ♪ 500 Keys Original Air Date on May 15, 2011"
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"We've got to get her out of there!"
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"Okay, okay, the spare key is somewhere in here."
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"What's this key with the plastic skull for?"
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"Yes, and this patent application for a robot dog"
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"Oh, the laser eyes!"
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"Why did I give it to him?"
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"And these are from sardine cans your father opened."
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"Hmm. This looks like it's from a windup toy."
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"I'll call you back."
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"What train, Daddy?"
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"It-It was right there."
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"Everything is fake."
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"It's real!"
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"driving a blimp while intoxica..."
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"Excuse me. Has anyone seen my toy?"
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"You mean your windup hate crime?"
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"Maybe this key will be the key"
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"to putting the "key" in anarchy."
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"Ow!"
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"I oversee 14 schools, Seymour,"
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"discussing how we have no, uh, secrets."
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"And nothing to hide."
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"Ah!"
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""The children are on bus 23.""
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"Uh, how are you at getting pants off the ground?"
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"Someone who's been here a long, long time."
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"could you pour it out and toss the bucket back up?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Homie."
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"Skinner and Chalmers loaded that bus with those kids."
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"Well, you don't have to sleep next to you!"
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"To keep the feds from coming after us,"
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"So all you had to do was fill"
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"No, we're not!"
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"D'oh!"
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"I love your low prices,"
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"but why did these weddings get cancelled?"
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"Returned because of a fight over the prenup."
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"Aw..."
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"That one there-- bride's dad made a racist toast."
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"She wanted a cake with blue rosettes,"
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"he slept with her sister."
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"Cake, will you do me the honor of making my stomach"
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"the happiest bag of acid in the world?"
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"You will?!"
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"Time for a shortcut."
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Dad, the cake!"
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"Dad, our lives!"
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"Fine."
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"Uh-oh, they've got the right-of-way!"
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"Morning. Guten Tag."
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"Who's alone in the vehicle?"
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"Maggie's locked in!"
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"With the keys!"
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"Oh!"
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"What's wrong?"
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"Uh, first the good news."
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"Two of your kids are not locked in the car."
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"Maggie!"
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"Babies aren't supposed to sleep on their stomach on a cake."
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"That's the key to my box with the real skull."
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"Maggie!"
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"So how come we have all these other keys?"
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"Well, if you live long enough, you start to accumulate things."
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"This is from a gas station men's room."
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"They put the block of wood on it so you don't walk away with it."
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"These are from a key party we went to"
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"before we realized what a key party was."
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"We got out of there just in time."
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"Aw, come on."
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"You'll miss all the sex."
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"Uh, this key opens your parrot cage."
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"Rules are rules."
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"And these keys are from all my jobs."
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"At some point,"
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"we should try to return these keys"
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"to their rightful owners."
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"Are you nuts?"
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"Let's have some fun!"
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"Homer, stop him!"
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"Stop who, Marge? Be specific."
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"Time to get my mischief on."
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"Let's start with a little federal crime."
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"Oh, thank God!"
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"I can get back the angry letter I wrote to my boss."
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"I really didn't want that subscription to The Atlantic."
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"could use a bit more tinkering."
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"With the biting and the chewing on my tuchus."
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"What the...?"
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"I tried to do bad and I did good."
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"Haw-haw."
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"Keys to the Duff Brewery?"
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"Where'd you get those?"
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"Well, it might have been the time when..."
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"Duffman doesn't need Duff to have fun."
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"Seriously, you got any beer? No."
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"I heard drowning makes you feel like you're drunk."
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"Or maybe I just found them on the ground."
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"Wow! The guys at the AA meeting will never believe this."
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"Oh, my God, there's the fire brewer."
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"The beech wood ager!"
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"The rat filter!"
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"The Duff blimp!"
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"Oh, how I'd love to drive that thing!"
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"Really, Duff blimp?"
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"You really want me to?"
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"Oh, what the hell."
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"Life is made to be lived."
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"I've been buttoned down too long!"
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"Hey, Homer,"
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"I really had you going there, huh?"
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"Homer?"
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"When we see each other again,"
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"you'll be an old man and I'll be a baby!"
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"He saved them out of sentimental value."
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"Oh."
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"I'll return this to the school."
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"Well, Maggie, one key left for us."
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