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Clips from The Simpsons - Fat Man and Little Boy (S16E16)

"Hello, operator"
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"Get me number nine"
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"I'll tell you no more..."
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"I heard the tooth fairy pays triple for it."
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"Then let's hurry up and rip it out of my head."
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"Skinner!"
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"Filled with your Burger King cups and wrappers?"
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"Potato masher's stuck in the small spoon slot."
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"That gossamer witch!"
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"So she gave you a grownup gift."
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"Well, there's one thing no one can take away--"
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"Sergeant Activity,"
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"If you're a non-smoker,"
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"Maybe I'm not a kid anymore."
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"I've been told I'm a good listener."
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"But when you're a captain,"
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"He's gone."
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"Bart, if you don't get up now,"
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"good luck getting a pancake."
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"If you're feeling depressed,"
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""I'm too sexy for Milan""
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"She still has a lot of her original strawberry scent."
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"Selling T-shirts without a permit,"
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"and it looks like one of the lights in your sneakers is out."
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"I can't afford to pay protection to you and Nelson."
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"Confiscate his merchandise."
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"Extra-extra-extra extra-extra..."
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"Why don't you go legit and sell your shirts in stores?"
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"But I'm just a kid."
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"You've become a man."
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"So how can I get my shirts in stores?"
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"Oh, my God, it's a small retailer."
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"If blue is the color for "unimpressed.""
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"Krusty Show T-shirts are made for kids by kids."
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"and Osama Bin Scratchy."
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"Apologize to the poor little boy."
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"Of Goose's Gags and Gifts?!"
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"I've been reading this magazine for years,"
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"to leave!"
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"Good riddance to bad blubber."
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"for the better!"
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"How much?"
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"That's your donut money, too, Mister."
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"Homer, use your inside voice."
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"the regular lion."
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"...until a younger, more aggressive lion challenges his power."
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"The displaced male has two choices:"
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"Oh, you'll win for sure."
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"The science is Carl."
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"Hush, my pet."
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"Remember, I did used to work at a science factory."
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"Dad?"
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"Sweetie, your daddy is going to show you just how much he loves you."
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"and he's holding it."
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"Homer, I want you to get that damn irradiating whatsit out of my home."
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"How many T-shirts do you have here?"
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"to the Disney Company,"
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"and there's nothing I can do about it."
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"I was a Green Beret in Vietnam."
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"Yo, yo, yo, keep it on a low flow."
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"Hey, idiot, you're fat, and your mom is naked on the Internet."
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"You also smell."
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"Transcript by Raceman"
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"Miss Lucy had a steamboat"
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"Miss Lucy went to"
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"And if you disconnect me,"
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"I'll chop off your be..."
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"..hind the 'frigerator"
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"There was a piece of glass"
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"Miss Lucy sat upon it"
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"and it cut her big fat..."
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"Ask me no more questions,"
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"I'm using your unfinished novel."
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"You're in big trouble, mister."
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"I'm bleeding."
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"Hmm, there's no cut on your cheek."
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"Where'd the blood come from?"
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"Hey, I got a loose tooth."
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"Gross!"
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"I bet you can't twist it."
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"Of course, I can twist it."
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"I'm great."
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"This is my last baby tooth."
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"That's the money tooth."
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"Your bus driver just totaled my Camry!"
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"Can I offer you the use of my Merkur?"
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"No, thank you."
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"Lousy drawer."
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"What kind of madman would do that?"
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"No problem."
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"No harm done."
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"I wouldn't say that."
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"God, please give your daughter the Tooth Fairy"
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"the strength to carry my cash"
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"and the integrity not to dip her wand in the till."
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"What the...?"
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"The Tooth Fairy's made a donation in my name to the United Way?!"
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"Maybe when the Tooth Fairy saw it was your last baby tooth,"
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"she realized you're not a little boy anymore."
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"I'm not going to grow up!"
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"Oh, yes, you are."
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"Why in the right light,"
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"you're starting to get your own muzzle."
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"I thought it was chocolate milk."
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"Yeah, that's how it starts."
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"No!"
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"I'm still a kid."
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"And what do kids love?"
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"Kid stuff like this."
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"What you realizing, jerk?"
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"That I'm not a kid anymore."
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"That's harsh."
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"I knew I was an adult the day the judge said,"
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""We're trying you as an adult.""
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"my childlike imagination."
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"your mission is to scale the icy walls of Mt. Bloodkill."
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"Must defeat Dr. Blizzard"
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"Lieutenant Adventure,"
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"what are you doing here?"
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"You're quite the daredevil, Sergeant Activity."
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