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Clips from The Simpsons - Thank God It's Doomsday (S16E16)

"there's a new kids' barbershop in the mall,"
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"But they don't have my templates."
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"people hair."
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"Kids, wanna go to the mall?"
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"I guess I'll just cut my own hair."
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"Stab! Stab! Stab!"
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"You're the boss."
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"What the hell...?"
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"And there ain't nothin'"
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"displayed in the school lobby all year long."
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"Check it out!"
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"I wish you'd come to church with us, sweetheart."
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"I'd rather play golf on the holiest day of the week."
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"But, honey, with recent troubles in the Mideast"
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"The Rapture?"
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"Easy there, Helen."
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"Oh, Mr. Thompson..."
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"Everyone's doing it."
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"Where did my Christian limo driver go?"
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"Why did I put my faith in science and technology?"
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"Why did I choose to be gay?"
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"He'd send us signs, like, I don't know,"
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"Okay, but it's tough for me not to think about their hardship."
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"Hang on there, big fella!"
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"Friends of Flanders" discount?"
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"No, thank you."
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"Okay, then."
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"May 18th?"
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"This is Kent Brockman reporting live from downtown Springfield,"
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"next Wednesday!"
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"It's the end of the world!"
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"the Apocalypse is coming--"
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"I see. Well, we have 30 seconds left."
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"And if I can make a prediction of my own."
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"Even a few cabbages are getting in on the fun."
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"The crowd is abuzz and agog as the celebrity blimp approaches."
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"Just as you predicted."
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"Good night, everybody!"
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"here!"
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"It's 15 miles north, past the Warren Harding Memorial Through-hole!"
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"Dad, please don't go through with this."
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"a good feeling about this."
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"I'm a-comin'!"
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"until we're all saved 98 minutes to go..."
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"Hey, Fatwad!"
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"Yeah, funny thing, that."
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"and I end every day smelling like eel."
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"Cats are all over me."
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"12 Apostles!"
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"This changes everything."
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"Yeah, school."
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"Now good night!"
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"Won't even come to my Rapture."
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"I went to Lisa's school play, which had serious pacing problems."
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"And there's the Earth."
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"Yeah, well this is Heaven..."
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"Look, just don't use leprechaun labor."
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"anything you wish for you get lickity split!"
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"That's the worst part?"
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"Then I'm not doing my job."
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"Homer, what's wrong?"
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"Really topnotch."
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"but He hasn't been the same since."
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"What do you want, Homer?"
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"But it's already started."
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"You want me to help you with your alcoholism?"
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"No, I'm in a good place with that."
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"It's just a seagull stuck in my back."
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"Yeah, I missed you guys, too."
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"Tthis is heaven."
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"I scream, you scream, we all scream"
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"for..."
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"Mom, Bart and I have been talking..."
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"You have?"
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"That's so nice!"
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"What Lisa's trying to say is..."
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"and we'd like to start going there."
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"Yeah, the templates had a great run."
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"But we'd like our hair to look like..."
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"I see."
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"Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber,"
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"cause I'm not driving you."
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"They're baking fresh Cinnabons..."
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"which means they're throwing out the old ones!"
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"Which side do you want your part on?"
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"Left! Right!"
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"Bart, you look worse than Aunt Patty in the morning."
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"looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning."
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"Can you make me look like this?"
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"My bad-boy spikes!"
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"My good-girl points!"
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"Children, the mall will provide you a wide range of subjects,"
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"but were in reality a very dark blue."
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"The best photographs, or "photos", will be prominently"
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"After 'em!"
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"I love you, Dumpster-bons."
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"Dad?"
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"Big surprise."
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"The fat guy's eating garbage."
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"We'll hide in the theater!"
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"Well, I guess you didn't find anything interesting to photograph."
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"The Principal's got a shirt wiener!"
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"Leave your body, Seymour."
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"Leave your body."
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"Left Below."
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"He Is Risen" production!"
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"Church?"
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"Finally, a character I can relate to."
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"I bet good things happen to him."
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"and other ominous signs, the Rapture could soon be upon us."
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"Science has shown religion is just an old wives' tale."
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"is that you take it easy on our credit cards."
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"what if your wife finds out?"
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"The baby I chose to have baptized is gone!"
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"Mr. Thompson,"
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"It's the Rapture, Shawna."
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"The Rapture."
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"The virtuous have gone to heaven,"
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"and the rest of us have been left below!"
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"It's the title of the movie."
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