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Clips from The Simpsons - Beware My Cheating Bart (S23E23)

"Dada."
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"That movie's for babies."
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"Now I'm gonna visit"
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"Ow!"
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"Homer, how long do you want to live?"
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"Well, I want to help you make it to that glorious day."
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"Take a picture first."
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"Shauna, food for thought:"
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"if we don't watch movies about torture in crawl spaces,"
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"Babe, you know I don't want you watching a movie by yourself."
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"So, I'll find someone to take you."
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"off her fake fingernails, I'm blaming you!"
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"Not my eyelids!"
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"Are you telling me"
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"But none of that matters now."
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"Let's go."
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"with pinto and black beans."
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"Hey, Nametag."
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"Do you know who her boyfriend is?"
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"They think I might have a problem."
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"D'oh!"
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"FYI, you got another date tomorrow with Shauna."
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"Yeah."
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"British version was better."
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"religious and scientific paradoxes."
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"Well, the first season and the last season."
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"Purr-gatory."
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"What a great opening episode!"
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"Young lady, I need to check your purse."
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"I didn't steal nothing."
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"If anything happens to her,"
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"You stole perfume?"
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"I use it all the time."
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"No one's done anything for me before."
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"Uh-oh."
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"It's just like Dad's!"
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"some day in the future."
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"Huh?"
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"Don't believe anything you were"
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"But this is me now."
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"But in less than a second, I'll be gone forever."
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"I might be back!"
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"And when I wanted to watch it with you then,"
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"you said it was pretentious and repetitive."
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"Listen..."
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"You can do better."
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"It means I'm mad!"
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"Oh, that's such a first-take answer!"
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"♪ May she will stay... ♪"
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"♪ Resting in my arms again ♪"
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"♪ July she will fly ♪"
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"It's not fair!"
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"No horseplay in the pool area."
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"I'm on the grass apron!"
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"Oh thank God, mom will pound them."
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"Then go back to Jimbo, and show him every boob you've got."
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"Oh, flame on!"
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"So you don't know that season five was a complete wank?"
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"It's not like any of this stuff really took place."
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"is 15 miles from Long Beach."
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"I think they're having a spat."
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"I'd say it's more of a tiff."
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"And your brother's not a wad, he's a dink"
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"on the road to doofus."
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"Ow."
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"The lamb has returned to the slaughter."
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"Whoa, you should write that down, man."
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"I'll remember it."
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"I don't think Shauna should choose any of you."
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"Shauna should choose Shauna."
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"Your older sister's right, Bart."
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"Whoa, you should write that down, man."
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"It's okay, Dad."
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"don't come a-knockin'."
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"Purr-plexing, isn't it? - D'oh!"
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"D'oh!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Okay, what's an appropriate movie for you boys?"
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"No. No."
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"Ooh, here's one!"
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"Happy Little Elves Two: The Sequelf."
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"Two kids."
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"Eh, watch whatever you want; I got you here alive."
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"the only court I could never be in contempt of: food court!"
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"Now, to save on calories,"
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"I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie."
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"Sir, I can't help but noticing that you are very near death."
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"Closer than you think."
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"Homer-- Can I call you Homer?"
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"Sure. What's your name?"
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"Well, I'm not required to tell you that."
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"Long enough that me and Marge can be one of those couples"
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"who just sit and hold hands."
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"I heard Lenny had a terrible fall."
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"You know who else fell?"
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"Dr. Hibbert."
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"Yeah, falls'll getcha."
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"For money."
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"This is the Butt-Whisperer 9000."
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"- Cushioned track... - Ooh!"
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"hydration dock... - Got to have that."
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"built-in HDTV... - Loving it."
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"liability opt-out button... - Keep 'em coming."
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"Run, you maggot!"
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"Faster, you tub of lard!"
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"It's programmed to my specifications!"
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"Oh, but I can't afford this."
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"Homer, you can't afford $300 a month?"
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"No."
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"Well, what about ten dollars a day?"
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"Easy!"
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"How was Crappy Little Elves?"
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"My friend and I only see it to rank on it."
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"Get that stuff off!"
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"Now!"
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"a delightful Hong Kong horror remake known as Crawlspace,"
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"based on Paxing kongjian."
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"Well, count me out, Jimbo."
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"I don't need to hear how every chick in the movie"
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"got what was coming to them."
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