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Clips from The Simpsons - The Regina Monologues (S15E15)

"D'oh!"
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"Sir, I've spotted you over $100,000 this year."
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"Perhaps you could carry your own money."
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"Why don't you use your ATM card?"
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"Oh, Smithers, guide me in."
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"Hockey Dad rules!"
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"ANNOUNCER: You are a big man."
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"There's a ladybug in your hair."
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"$1,000."
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"Marge, this is why people don't tell you things."
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"Well, we put up a flyer."
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"What if it's for guitar lessons?"
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"You know the drill. Try to land on my back-fat."
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"Whose picture's on it?"
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"That's the last of them."
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"Sweet."
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"(SINGING) It's Bart's moon party from outer space"
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"And I don't even want to get into what happened on our honeymoon."
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"This must be worth like a million dollars!"
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"Hmm. This gives me an idea."
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"(CHUCKLING) That would be hilarious."
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"BART: it's a perfect match!"
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"Yoink!"
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"Without that bill, this ain't a museum."
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"Bart, I don't care what Mom said."
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"I think you should use this money to take her on a nice vacation."
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"Well... Okay. For Mom, I'll do it. Where should we go?"
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"And I met a beautiful girl."
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"Edwina, my slowly opening flower,"
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"Anything for you, my brave Yank."
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"ABE: Little did I know I really was shipping out in the morning!"
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"Until just now!"
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"We gotta go to England!"
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"You have my word as a gentleman and a lady."
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"Now let's see. Which rifle should I bring?"
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"Hello. Welcome to the United Kingdom."
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"Because I want to encourage all the world"
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"No! But thank you."
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"There's a huge one in Edinburgh, the city where I was born."
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"Every cab has its own butler."
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"I had already hired this cab when you got in."
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"But the more the merrier, and all that. (CHUCKLING)"
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"Thank you."
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"And was he a gentle, caring lover?"
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"I don't know if I'm ever gonna find her."
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"Touch that mini bar and you're dead!"
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"Thank you, young muggle."
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"We're right near a Judi Dench's Fish & Chips."
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"Now completely free of "Mad Fish Disease.""
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"She'll beat us, she will."
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"of American black music who ever walked the earth."
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"(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Please take these free tickets to my play."
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"particular play out loud."
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"Mom, you said Macbeth! (CRACKLING)"
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a performance to give."
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"This is turning out to be our most enjoyable trip ever."
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"Yes, this trip is entirely uneventful."
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"(CHUCKLING) (TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"MARGE: Turn, turn, keep turning."
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"HOMER: I see an opening! MARGE: No, it's too risky!"
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"(CARS HONKING)"
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"Okay, let's see."
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"Oh, that thing is supposed to be on fire."
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"Get back in your overturned car."
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"(SCOFFS) Your Majesty? (MIMICS WHIPPING)"
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"The Queen of what?"
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"(GROANING)"
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"(JUDGE POUNDING GAVEL)"
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"That's punishment enough."
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"I'm a man!"
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"(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) And a very manly one if I may say so, m'Lord."
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"my way to the shops to buy light bulbs,"
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"(BIRD CAWING)"
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"In this cell sits Homer Simpson,"
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)"
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"Look at his great staring eyes."
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"It's partly my fault. I've been nagging you so much on this trip,"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"Oh, I can't do it! It's so stupid!"
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"It was used by Sir Walter Raleigh!"
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"A secret tunnel? I don't know."
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"They're going to put your head on a pike."
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"They're practicing with melons."
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"(SIZZLING)"
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"Yes, Bart. An elephant's butt."
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"(BLOWS SHRILL BLAST) Uh-oh."
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"But please, find it in your jewel-encrusted heart to forgive me."
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"letting you go in exchange for taking Madonna back to America."
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"EDWINA: Abe Simpson."
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"Mmm!"
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"(DROOLING)"
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"She's 58, this month."
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"(MAJESTIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"Look, Smithers. Crackle-berries!"
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"Spot me a federal, will you?"
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"(LAUGHING) Money is for the poor."
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"Smithers, what's my password?"
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"It's your age, sir."
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"Excellent."
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"A thousand dollars!"
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"Oh!"
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"Your kid sucks!"
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"Bring it on!"
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"Commence fighting!"
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"Feel the drunken wrath of Chuck Shadowski!"
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"Dad, stop! It's only assault. Don't make it murder!"
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"Big man!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"What?"
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"Get it out! Get it out!"
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"The best you'll ever have."
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"Do you know how much furniture we could rent with this?"
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"You'll rent nothing! This money is mine. I found it."
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"Which means someone lost it."
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"(BOTH GASPING)"
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"Let's see someone claim that money now."
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