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Clips from The Simpsons - Gone Maggie Gone (S20E20)

"(SCREAMS)"
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"(GASPS)"
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"It's beautiful."
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"(SNIFFS)"
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"using me to cook a delicious sole meuniére with a celery root purée"
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"There you go. This'll kill those dirty rats and the clean ones, too."
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"(GAGS)"
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"I see you!"
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"May I join your order?"
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"That's so cool."
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"I am only 23."
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"(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)"
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"Hmm. You're not usually this greedy."
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"Big ring."
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"Good night, Lisa."
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"to seek this fabulous gem."
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"(DOGS PANTING)"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"That's it! You're out of..."
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"But I know God would never ask a mother to sacrifice her child"
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"Step aside, ladies. I'm bringing the peace."
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"(BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"(ALL GRUNT)"
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"NARRA TOR: For centuries,"
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"man has been ruled by science and industry."
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"But that era is drawing to a close."
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"We stand on the cusp of a new epoch,"
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"one of prophecy, puzzles"
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"and signs in the sky."
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"And that epoch begins today."
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"Our top story, today Springfield will experience"
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"a rare total eclipse of the sun."
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"A solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding in a restaurant."
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"It's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it."
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"We recommend using a homemade camera obscura"
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"fashioned from an ordinary shoebox and paper towel tube."
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"This was supposed to be pre-made. Fine, I'll do it myself!"
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"Where's the end of the frigging tape?"
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"Forget it! We'll do it next week!"
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"PRODUCER: The eclipse is today."
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"There's an eclipse when I say there's an eclipse!"
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"(ALL SCREAMING)"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"(SIGHS IN RELIEF)"
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"Okay, people, we've hit penumbra."
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"Brace yourselves for umbra."
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"- I'm gonna see it first. - No! I'm gonna see it first."
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"Hit the road, you big load!"
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"(HOMER GRUNTS)"
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"My space toy!"
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"It's okay, Homie. You can have my viewer."
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"But, Mom, you'll miss the eclipse."
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"There'll be another one in North Yemen in 2027."
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"We have totality, people."
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"BART, HOMER AND LISA: Wow!"
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"We'll be talking about this together for years."
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"BART: For years! LISA: For years!"
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"HOMER: I finally feel like part of a family."
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"Oh! I can't miss out. Just one little peek."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Now, Marge, your eyes must stay completely covered for two full weeks."
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"Don't worry, honey. I'll be your seeing-eye Homer."
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"We're in some kind of doctor room. Bunch of stuff on the walls."
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"It's kind of hard to describe. I'm gonna take my break now."
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"Now, Simpsons, I must warn you, any stress could increase"
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"the blood pressure in Marge's eyeballs, leading to what we call"
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"Tex Avery Syndrome."
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"(MUSIC PLA YING ON TV)"
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"Wolves are taking all our women."
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"(BART HUMMING)"
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"You guys have treated me like a princess."
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"Every day's been like the first 10 minutes of Mother's Day."
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"You just rest those rods and coddle those cones."
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"- Everything's taken care of. - Aw..."
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"Dad, come in the kitchen, quick!"
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"Is there any other way to enter a kitchen?"
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"(SQUEAKING)"
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"Aw... Rats in the kitchen,"
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"just like that delightful movie I taped in the theater."
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"(HOMER CHUCKLES)"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"He's controlling me with my hair,"
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"and carrots Vichy."
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"Mmm. This is good."
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"Good but not great. I'll go get some rat poison."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"(TOY SQUEAKING)"
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"(EX CLAIMING EX CITEDLY)"
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"That's not candy, sweetheart."
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"What is it with kids and candy-colored poison, huh?"
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"(CLERK CHUCKLES)"
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"(MAGGIE FUSSING)"
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"(SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER GROWLING)"
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"No, you stupid dog! That's Maggie's bunny!"
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"Not in front of the poison man!"
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"Whoever is biting me, stop it!"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(HOMER GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION)"
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"Oh, how am I gonna get us all across this river?"
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"(GASPS) A boat!"
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"Let's see. I need to get the baby, the dog, and the poison across the river,"
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"but I can only take one thing at a time."
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"I can't leave the baby alone with the poison."
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"And I can't leave the dog alone with the baby."
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"Can't someone help me with this puzzle?"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Professor Frink, help me figure this out!"
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"Yo! Over here!"
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"What?"
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"(GIBBERS)"
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"(MOANS)"
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"Great time to nap, Einstein!"
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"Okay. Maggie, dog, poison, you're all involved, so listen up."
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"First, I row Maggie over, leaving the dog and the poison."
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"Then I row back alone, take the poison over"
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"and bring Maggie back. Then I take the dog over, come back,"
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"get Maggie, row across, and before I know it, I'm back at home."
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