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Clips from The Simpsons - Please Homer Don't Hammer 'em (S18E18)

"Uma Shang Shang, The Flower Song!"
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"♪ Uma shang shang ♪"
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"♪ Uma shang shang ♪"
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"If you buy now, I give you, uh, toothache cream."
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"We have deal."
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"You ain't so bad."
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"You ain't so bad."
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"Pilgrims?"
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"What does this button do?"
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"Now my ship is pooping more triangles!"
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"Wisconsin From Above."
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"Cool, a carpenter's library."
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"Blah, blah, blah, blah."
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"Blah, blah, blah,"
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"Ooh"
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"I never want to go back to that mall."
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"Bart, here's a letter from your school."
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"But from now on, no peanut products"
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"Good grief, more peanuts!"
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"And the ol' Grizzly himself..."
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"Weasel Johnson Junior!"
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"What's that strange feeling?"
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"Aww, what a sweet blasphemy."
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"This is a valuable skill."
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"People might even pay you to build things for them."
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"You answered my flyer."
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"That's right."
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"but I have some pictures hanging that you might find, um... unsavory."
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"What if you get pregnant and I'm left with half a hot tub?"
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"Ah, superlative!"
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"Why don't you go inside and stir your flubber while I get to work?"
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"I'm terribly sorry.I thought I heard the sound of a woman measuring."
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"All right, then."
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"and a gazebo's built that's perfect for two... or more."
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"Eh... eh... eh!"
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"Simpson, you're a master craftsman."
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"Why did my hypothetical scenario scare you so?"
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"Oh, no."
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"Who's the mystery wuss who can't eat peanuts?"
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"I'll never say his name."
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"Hmm, so it's a dude."
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"A principal can be a manor a woman these days."
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"Yes, yes, every day we go through this."
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"Picking up supplies for Handy Homer?"
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"It must feel good to know that you're "helping.""
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"You provide food and sexual release for your handy husband."
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"I mean, look at your t-shirt!"
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"I sat on it so much it's a little sore."
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"You might say it drives me nuts."
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"My allergen."
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"♪ Beat on the brat, at the brat ♪ ♪ Beat on the brat with a baseball bat ♪"
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"♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-oh ♪"
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"I'm a cootie eater. I've been one all my life."
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"Oh, yeah, switch, switch, switch."
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"♪ Buddy, you're the boy make a big noise ♪"
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"Look, I understand that you're mad."
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"This guy's all bubble and no level."
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"So what? He's paying us 50 grand."
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"Excuse me. I'm supposed to stand in your store window"
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"But for now, you may suckle your Baggins."
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"Sweetie, you don't understand."
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"Don't you want Daddy's lies to be true?"
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"To Daddy, the real world gets fainter and fainter every day."
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"Actually, I'm not wondering at all."
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"Stick-on-stick. Just like the knights of old."
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"- Peanut?! - Shrimp?!"
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"If either of us falls in, we're doomed!"
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"I give you... the Zoominator!"
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"The truth is..."
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"I never felt safer!"
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"Everyone!"
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"Homer, I was pretty upset with you,"
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"I'm gonna go look at the new babies."
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"This place is looking a little run down."
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"Yeah, hasn't been the same since they murdered the Mayor's dad here."
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"Ooh, a J.C. Penney's... used to be here."
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"Now it's a collection of candle kiosks and Persian CD stores."
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"How you doing, bro?"
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"We've got the latest by Nabil,"
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"Is like Bruce Springsteen the Boss, ya?"
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"I guess."
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"Toothache cream."
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"Where's the beef?"
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"You ain't so bad."
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"Where's the beef?"
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"These games are so old."
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"Who got these high scores?"
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"Hmm, never saw this one before."
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"Am I destroying these triangles or trying to assemble them?"
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"Ooh, gummy worms!"
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"That candy's been here an awfully long time."
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"I'd think twice if I were you."
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"Then stand back."
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"This doesn't taste like I thought it would."
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"Well, if you're through,"
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"let's check out that discount book warehouse."
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"We already own a book."
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"Veterans' Day Parades."
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"Ooh, Smiles of Ireland!"
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"Their mother must have her hands full."
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"This doesn't look easy, but I'll bet it is."
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"And I love the idea of you reading."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Oh!"
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"Blah, blah, blah,"
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"Blah, blah, blah,"
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"blah, blah, blah..."
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"Okay, now you do me."
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"There were eels in the photo booth."
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"A fire? I didn't start a fire in the teachers' lounge."
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"I mean, a letter from school? Please elaborate."
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"Someone at your school has a life-threatening peanut allergy."
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"Cool! Who is it?"
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"The letter doesn't say."
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"And Earl Tilleson!"
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"Oh, and Buddy Rollette!"
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"Look at that carnage."
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"We are worse than the ancient Romans!"
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"Homie, don't you want to build something"
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"with your new fix-it books?"
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