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Clips from The Simpsons - The Way We Was (S02E02)

"How's this?"
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"You lie!"
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"Oh, well...."
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"I'm for equal rights, but do we need an amendment?"
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"Excuse me, is this room 106?"
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"-Hey, would you like to go--? -She's mine!"
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"-Three days! -J. Simpson."
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"Now, the more you help him, the more you hurt him."
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"No way."
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"Well, what's the good word?"
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"I should be going. I have a big forensics meet tomorrow."
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"...two irregular verbs, and sing "Alouette.""
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"...even though it meant skipping school and graduating this summer."
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"Because we were meant to be together."
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"I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anybody about my busy hands."
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"Who? Oh."
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"-"
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"The Way We Was"
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"Do you have to sit so close? It'll hurt your eyes."
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"-It will not. -Oh, yes, it will."
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"Our next movie is McBain..."
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"...a shoot-them-up, splatter-fest from the Hollywood cookie cutter."
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"Here's a brainless scene."
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"Senator Mendoza is a respected citizen."
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"Yet you ran his limo off a cliff and drove a bus through his front door?"
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"I have proof that he's head of a drug cartel!"
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"I don't want to hear it, McBain! You're out of here!"
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"That makes two of us."
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"-All right, McBain! -Cool!"
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""That makes two of us.""
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"Are we talking about the same movie?"
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"McBain was a nonstop roller coaster of chills, thrills, spills and kills."
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"That chase at the end--"
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"That movie stinks like your creepy apartment."
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"-Your mother didn't think so. -Real mature--"
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"I love watching the bald guy argue with the fat tub of lard."
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"-What gives? -Dad, do something!"
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"All right, all right. Time for Dr. TV to perform a little surgery!"
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"Looks like you lost the patient, doc."
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"Shut up. Cheap Chinese TV, why'd I ever buy it? Is that better?"
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"No!"
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"Oh, no. Okay. Just everybody remain calm."
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"If you look close, you can make them out."
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"Yeah, I think I can."
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"You're staring at a dot."
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"She's right! She's right! Oh, how I miss TV!"
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"Dear God, give me one channel!"
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"It's not the end of the world. Before we got married, we hardly watched TV."
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"It's true, Bart. We used to shoot pool and go dancing."
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"How romantic!"
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"And we'd stay at home and talk, like this."
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"I ain't loving it."
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"It's hard to picture you at the crossroads of life. So many questions."
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"-Pick one. -Okay. How did Dad propose to you?"
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"I think we found the reason why you've been throwing up in the morning."
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"-Congratulations. -D'oh!"
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"I'd rather tell you a different story."
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"How your father and I first met and fell in love."
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"We were seniors in high school, but we'd never met."
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"Gross."
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"Hey, Homer, you're late for English!"
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"Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Let's smoke."
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"Don't you deserve to earn as much as a man who does the same job?"
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"Not if I have to do heavy lifting or math."
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"Oh, Marge, you really ought to read this."
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"The shop kids are smoking again."
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"-We're late for wood shop! -Let's go grab a burger."
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"Boy, you don't gain a pound."
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"It's my metabolism. I'm one of the lucky ones."
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"Well, if it isn't Simpson and Gumble, Springfield's Cheech and Chong."
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"Three days of detention. You know where and when."
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"3:00, old building, room 106."
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"I found out that to hire professionals to do all the jobs of a housewife..."
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"...who incidentally is not married to a house, would cost $48,000 a year."
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"Right on, sister!"
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"The first step is to free ourselves from these male-imposed shackles!"
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"Yeah, mama! Take it off!"
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"-I didn't think it'd burn so fast. -It's the paper."
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"Ms. Bouvier, I am surprised. One day of detention. You know where and when."
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"-No, I don't. I've never really-- -3:00, old building, room 106."
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"Hi, Estelle? Will you go to the prom with me?"
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"I wouldn't go if you were Elliott Gould!"
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"-Shot down again. -Don't worry, it's a big school."
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"There's gotta be a girl nobody wants to take."
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"-Hey, who's that? -I don't know."
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"-So what are you in for? -I'm a political prisoner."
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"Every day, I show up, act like me and they slap me in here."
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"Simpson, be quiet!"
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"-I haven't seen you in school. -Okay, Simpson."
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"-What? -Another day of detention!"
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"-Let's get together. -Two days!"
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"-What's your name? -Homer."
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"-Five! -It was worth it!"
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"Six days! Okay, Simpson, to the back of the room!"
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"-Love at first sight! -Jailhouse romance."
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"I reached step one. She knew I existed. The problem was, she didn't care."
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"-What's the matter? -Nothing."
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"Usually, I have to wrestle the bucket out of your mitts."
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"-Dad, I'm in love. -Why don't you grab yourself a beer?"
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"-But, Dad, I don't drink-- -Cut the crap! "I collect the cans.""
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"Now grab a beer and get me one too. This girlfriend, is she a real looker?"
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"-A lot on the ball? -Yeah."
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"Oh, son, don't overreach!"
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"Go for the dented car, the dead-end job, the less attractive girl!"
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"I blame myself. I should've had this talk a long time ago."
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"Thanks, Pop."
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"A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, l, J, K, L, M, N, O, P-- S."
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"I need some guidance, counselor."
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"Okey-dokey. Good Lord, you should've come to see me a long time ago."
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"I met this girl, Marge, and I wanna force her to like me."
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"That's not the type of guidance I give."
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"I like to think I do something helpful for every student."
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"The only advice I can give you is to share common interests and spend."
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"What interests does she have?"
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"She's active on the forensics team. They meet in room 219."
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"-Far out! -Do you have plans after graduation?"
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"Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night!"
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"I meant career-wise. That nuclear power plant will be opening soon."
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"It's an outfit that won't require a college education."
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"Me, in a nuclear power plant."
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