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Clips from The Simpsons - The Bart Wants What It Wants (S13E13)

"Yeah, I'm fine."
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"No!"
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"Hey, a fair!"
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"I'm headmaster St. John Van Hookstratten."
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"And our school board's cut us back to 16."
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"Mmm! All this food is so froufrou."
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"Faberge egg salad."
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"I make mine with M&M's."
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"To the Puck-mobile!"
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"Hey, Marge. Watch me burn Flanders."
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""Ned Flanders bids $50.""
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"Hey, that's my backpack!"
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"New money always cries!"
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"Retreat!"
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"Would that I could, sir."
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"Time to go, Greta."
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"McBain, Officer Nick Vengeance, Sergeant Murder,"
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"and I was a voice on the Frasier."
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"Come. We play Uno. I chase you with hose. No biggie."
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"We can't afford this now, but when it's time for college,"
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"In South Carolina."
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"No!"
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"Don't give them nicknames like "Jumbo" or "Boxcar,""
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"That car's as big as all outdoors!"
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"One highway, zero city."
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"The Incredible Shrinking McBain."
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"What's your house like?"
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"I've been grinding all day, so I'm not sure what organ meat"
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"Homer, I see your daughter is one of those whale-kissing,"
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"Yeah, one time she..."
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"Oh, I gotcha."
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"Hey, that was a fast count!"
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"Remember when I said I would eat you last? I lied."
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"Okay, but you have to watch me dive."
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"Rainier Wolfcastle?"
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"So how much you look-alikes make?"
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"Thanks for the hookup, Wolfie."
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"I have a Boyle on my ass!"
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"All right. Plus one?"
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"Nay."
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"Now, I'll give you directions starting from the Simpsons' house."
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"and I have that bladder thing."
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"That's it! I'm blowing off the dance!"
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"They've got chocolate milk now?"
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"Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe a little improv would raise the roof here."
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"Would someone name a profession?"
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"Well, if you don't feel the way Greta does,"
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"Then we'll go right back to being friends."
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"Lise, women are easy. State capitals are hard!"
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"I just think there's more money in private security."
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"but you're a sweet kid and someday you'll find someone who..."
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"Well, no one has to draw me a picture!"
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"Except he kissed me in the eye."
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"All right, look. Maggie's not playing with this ball right now,"
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"She use ta be She use ta be my girl"
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"Bart, forget it. I'm leaving in 10 minutes."
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"You're going to Spain?"
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"Goodbye, Bart."
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"This is for love, Dad. Someday you'll feel what I feel."
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"It doesn't matter. They have free health care."
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"Whoa! I'm rich!"
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"You'll win her back, eh. And B, we're closing in five minutes."
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"Would a US dollar change your mind?"
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"Over there you can see them shooting the film Canadian Graffiti."
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"Ha! Just more of you to pick on."
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"The geek shall inherit the earth."
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"Milhouse, she's only dating you to get back at me."
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"Two young Yankee Doodles have turned this match into a dandy."
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"Both our viewers must be thrilled."
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"Greta, I miss you so much. Please be my girlfriend again."
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"Yep. It's just that easy."
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"How come you always run out of tardy slips"
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"before you run out of permission slips?"
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"Uh..."
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"The Simpsons"
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"Give up, Mr. Simpson! We know you have the Olympic torch!"
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"For God sakes, Homer! Give them back their flame!"
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"No! The Olympics have preempted my favorite shows for the last time."
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"You can always find your favorite shows next month."
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"You wait till next month! You wait till next month!"
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"Every four years."
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"We've recovered the flame!"
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"It's beautiful."
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"Are you okay?"
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"I'm bored."
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"Dad, you told me there were no private schools in Springfield."
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"Hello and thank you for coming to our fundraiser."
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"Monkeys point."
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"Monkeys cry."
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"This campus is so lush and verdant."
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"Yes. You probably recognize it from the film Calling All Coeds."
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"It's one of the places."
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"This school has everything."
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"I know. Doesn't it just honk you off?"
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"Their periodic table has 250 elements!"
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"All of them lanthanides."
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"You know, we could get equipment like this through a bond issue."
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"Here's your bond issue!"
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"Quick. Take these."
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"Principal Skinner, you're just stealing."
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"Welcome to Dick Cheney's America."
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"Look, Brandine. It's Wolfgang Puck."
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"Mr. Puck, you make the only grub what satisfies my gut worm, I swear."
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"Try my Rice Krispie squares."
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"They are wasabi-infused with a portobello glaze."
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"With M&M's?"
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"Now that's what I call fusion."
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"I could sell them on the Internet."
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"No one's doing any bumping. Time to ram-a-lam these ding-dongs."
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"Good show."
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"And the winner of the $100 bill is Ned Flanders!"
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"This is going right to the orphanage."
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"We have a winner!"
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"These will be great for advancing our research."
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"Look at her cry!"
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"Drop the backpack, Jack."
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"The name is Jackington."
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"To the Hamptons!"
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"Those weren't bullies. That's a bully."
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