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Clips from The Simpsons - GI (Annoyed Grunt) (S18E18)

"Wait."
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"They're employees."
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"Oh, shoe-boy?"
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"You're dead, Simpson."
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"The shoe size calibrator is for measuring feet and nothing else."
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"because the hours are better and my mom's really sick."
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"When you leave what happens to your rule"
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"'Sup, guys?"
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"Heard the new rap CD?"
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"No, man, we just want"
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"and see a part of the world that tourists never go to."
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"Damn it."
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"in the dumbest state know better than to join the Army."
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"Well, we'll just have to go younger."
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"A surprise Doodlebops concert?"
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"Who are these wonderful people?"
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"Dearborn, Michigan?"
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"You got it."
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"Ooh."
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"The Army"
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"It's everything you like."
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"Well, I'd do anything for my beloved Army."
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"Well, how about re-enlisting?"
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"Great news, Ma."
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"What? Homer!"
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"Eh, big deal, by the time Bart's 18,"
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"Now the babies."
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"Would you be interested in, um..."
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"Woo-hoo! Where do I sign?"
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"Ooh, "Who makes what in America.""
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"go into space, attend clown college, join the Navy..."
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"I never thought you'd join the Army."
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"Fort Clinton (Not That Clinton)"
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"Are you gonna ask us our major malfunctions?"
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"'Cause mine is I care too much."
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"While you've been standing here, your hair's been cut,"
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"Here's your nicknames: Brooklyn, Hollywood,"
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"Kissimmee-St. Cloud, Florida, Maveri,"
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"How does punishing them teach me a lesson?"
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"Just for that, they'll do the push-ups one-handed,"
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"If you know why, don't ask, don't tell."
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"Man, you've got an awesome voice!"
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"Can you say,"Side effects may include"
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"drowsiness and loss of appetite"?"
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"Now, we've graded your aptitude tests"
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"Never before has the Army accepted recruits"
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"Like that one."
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"Don't worry, Dad. You'll do great."
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"Thanks, Moe. How can I ever re pay you?"
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"Hey, some things mean more to me than money."
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"How would you like to be stacked naked in a pile"
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"Come and join the fun bunch."
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"The hell are you talking about?"
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"US government policy is very clear."
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"That's why we've won over half the wars we've fought."
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"Hello, Helen?"
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"Well, I have a little plan to fix their wagon."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"I flushed a potato down the toilet."
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"Wow, uh..."
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"Moe, why are your eyes darting back and forth so much?"
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"A... ver-very fast chess game."
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"What the hell... happened to us?"
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"All right, all right, here's the plan."
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"We're gonna take a li-little nap,"
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"Hmm, let's see what your hangover has to say."
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"can never defeat a determined local populace."
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"Among the many things we learned in Vietnam..."
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"Dudes."
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"Hey, ladies."
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"Bart, can we go to Banana Republic?"
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"Oh, my God. She's beautiful."
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"Bullies!"
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"They have to be nice to us. Let's go."
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"I'm looking for something in a cross-trainer."
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"What size do I smell like?"
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"Dude, don't lose it in the workplace."
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"Yes, Mr. Friedman."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Friedman."
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"That tie really brings out your eyes, Mr. Friedman."
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"You're lacing it wrong."
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"Re-lace them all."
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"No."
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"Attention part-time sales representatives."
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"I'm leaving this job to work at Jolly Tamale"
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"That rule leaves with me."
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"Idle teens at 1:00."
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"Yo, I don't know what I dig more,"
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"hip-hop, krunk, or serving my country."
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"Are you guys hitting on us?"
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"What? Being gay?"
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"Close. The Army."
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"Because of exciting current events,"
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"the Army needs new members."
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"New members who want to earn money for college,"
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"Doesn't the Army have to fight in wars?"
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"Not wars, global struggles."
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"You guys like globes?"
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"Let's go, dudes."
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"Even the dumbest teenagers in the dumbest town"
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"What's this assembly for?"
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"How many of you like video games?"
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"Well, what if there was a violent video game"
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"that you could play for free, plus it's real life and not a game at all?"
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"Wouldn't that be slammin'?"
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"Now we brought along a movie."
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"Do you guys know where we can find some awesome kids to show it to?"
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"No, here."
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"Now you can't legally join the army until you're 18,"
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"in America's next unresolvable conflict."
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"Listen to those half-pencils scribble."
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"Thanks for fitting us in, Sergeant Skinner."
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"I agreed to join the army when I turn 18."
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"Our son joined the Army."
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"we're going to control the world."
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"You go down to those recruiters"
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"and tell them Bart is too young for the Army."
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"I don't want this to bethe only memory I have of him."
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"How come I can't join the army, but Lisa gets to be in PETA?"
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"Hey."
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