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Clips from The Simpsons - Brush with Greatness (S02E02)

"-Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? -No!"
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"-Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? -Yes!"
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"All right! No line!"
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"Mommy! I want my mommy!"
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"What? Come on, you stupid tube!"
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"Too big to be human. Send kids to dislodge it."
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"Am I just a little bit overweight?"
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"Forgive us, but it takes time to properly sugarcoat a response."
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"Now, Homer, you do have big bones."
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"-Homer, I found your weights. -Oh, the Glutimus Maximizer."
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"What the--?"
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"-The Beatles were very popular. -A likely story."
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"Homer, we've got steamed vegetables and rice cakes for you."
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"Well...."
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"-No. -Great! Fine! Go nuts!"
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"No one can enroll until Mr. Lombardo approves their portfolio."
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"Indeed."
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"Marge, walk with me."
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"...and Dame Fortune has hugged Montgomery Burns to her sweet bosom."
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"-Have you painted the rich? -No, just Ringo Starr."
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"Beatles, eh? Oh, yes."
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"-Shoot. -Can you make me beautiful?"
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"Now, you, paint!"
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"Oh, Ziggy, will you ever win?"
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"Actually, I value every second."
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"-Too hot! -Right. It's scalding me as we speak."
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""Dear Sally, in response to your letter of Dec. 12, 1966..."
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"...me favorite color's blue, and me real name's Richard."
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"-Mr. Starr, tea. -Set it over there."
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"Gear!"
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"I hung it on me wall. You're quite an artist."
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"Smithers."
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"Hello, my name is Marge Simpson and I painted this."
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"Live from Mt. Splashmore, the county's funnest water park..."
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"-...it's The Krusty the Clown Show! -Hey, kids!"
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"You know, today's the last day of our special week..."
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"...on location at fabulous Mt. Splashmore."
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"The food, the grog...."
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"They threw a brunch with fresh fruit and the most delicious melon."
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"The thing I'll miss most..."
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"...is those special Mt. Splashmore water slides, God bless them."
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"So fun. So many memories. Excuse me."
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"It has been a great week, hasn't it, Lis?"
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"Come out and pack this place, just to show them how grateful I am."
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"I told them you would. Don't make me a liar!"
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"Okay, kids! It's time to...."
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"I want to go to Mt. Splashmore"
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"Take me, take me Take me now"
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"Now now now Now now"
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"Mt. Splashmore Take me there right now"
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"-This is a rather shameless promotion. -Worked on me."
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"-Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? -No."
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"-Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? -No!"
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"-Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? -No!"
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"-Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? -No!"
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"-Yeah! -Of course!"
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"Homer, that suit doesn't leave much to the imagination."
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"Everybody, stick together."
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"We don't want to get separ-- D'oh!"
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"Challenge the raging waters of death! Discover what water's really made of!"
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"-H-2-Whoa! -Whoa!"
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"Ay caramba!"
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"Okay. Turn on the waterworks, babe."
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"Pardon me. Moving to the front."
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"Nice work, babe."
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"No, Maggie! Stay in the shallow end."
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"The hell with this! Slide inspector coming through! Move to the right."
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"-Move! I'm here for your safety. -God bless that man!"
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"Bitchen."
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"There's a jam in Delta sector."
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"Can't breathe. Too many children."
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"Boo! Boo!"
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"Witnesses estimate the man's weight at 400 to 500 pounds."
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"On the lighter side of news, and I use the term loosely...."
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"It's safe! This was an isolated incident!"
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"I understand, Krusty."
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"Isn't that what you said before the recall of Krusty-Brand Mayonnaise?"
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"That question is out of bounds. Interview's over!"
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"All right, family. I want the truth."
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"Don't pull any punches."
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"Four hundred thirty seven--"
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"Fifty-five? My God! Three hundred and--"
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"A hundred and fifty?"
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"Oh, my God! Two hundred and sixty pounds!"
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"I'm a big, fat pig!"
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"Marge, no one gains 30 pounds of bone!"
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"I'm going on a diet! From now on..."
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"...there'll be no pork chop too succulent, no donut too tasty..."
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"...no pizza too laden with delicious toppings..."
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"...to prevent me from reaching my ideal weight!"
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"As God is my witness, I'll always be hungry again!"
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"D'oh! Shut up!"
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"This old attic's kind of spooky, isn't it?"
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"I said, isn't it?"
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"Don't ever do that again!"
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"Okay."
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"Get away from that and find my athletic equipment!"
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"-Who's the mop-top with the schnoz? -That's Ringo Starr."
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"What is this?"
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"Your mother must have painted this."
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"I guess she thought he was cute. What? Hey!"
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"Marge!"
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"Don't be jealous. I was a schoolgirl."
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"Why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?"
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"Wait, I've been setting my drinks on these things!"
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"They're only 35 calories apiece."
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"Hello? Hello!"
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"Hello, taste? Where are you?"
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"-Put something on top, for flavor. -Now you're talking!"
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"These paintings are good."
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"I know how fragile young talent is. Tell me how your gift was squashed."
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"-Another one of that bongo beater! -Mr. Schindler--"
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"One might've used this canvas to paint a masterpiece."
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"Instead, you've soiled it forever."
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"-Now this is art! -Thanks, Mr. Schindler."
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"I can't believe you gave up because of one small-minded art teacher."
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"And what was Ringo's response?"
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"I never got any. I never painted again."
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"Take a class at community college."
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"Only 35 calories."
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