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Clips from The Simpsons - Mobile Homer (S16E16)

"Homie!"
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"Time to open the envelope I gave you."
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"Who put those spiders in my mouth?!"
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"Honey? - I'll try to remember..."
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"What would the kids and I do if something happened to you?"
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"Just look at our vacation photos."
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"Sure. If it'll give you peace of mind."
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"I know. I just want to b..."
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"Mr. Simpson, before we can insure you,"
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"Haven't we all?"
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"From Homemaker to Homeless."
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"The real Brenda later went to Harvard Medical School.."
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"As a cadaver."
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"It's much less expensive than the leading clown-based cereal."
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"I just ordered a series of tapes on saving money."
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"Well, I'll get a lawyer on that."
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"No more oriental mustard!"
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"I'm at work busting my hump."
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"Who told you that?"
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"Sweet."
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"I need a castle where I can be king!"
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"I see."
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"You can have it. This one's way better."
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"Really."
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"These are my new friends."
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"I've been everywhere"
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"I've been to Springfield Shelbyville, Ogdenville"
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"Cap City, Ogdenberg, Shelbytown Spring City,"
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"We've got the power now, and you can't turn us off!"
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"Take this back to the dealer?"
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"Wow, I was gonna say "Call Reverend Lovejoy,""
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"Duh! It's Kamper Kong."
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"Let's see, the RV dealership is across the freeway on the corner of..."
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"We're on the freeway!"
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"Last year it was Razor scooters, this year they're driving RVs."
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"When I was a kid, my mom would give me an empty egg carton"
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"French it up, lover boy!"
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"I'm not a machine. I can't just turn it on!"
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"Why you little...!"
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"and I can't reach the brakes!"
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"I see no kids."
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"Well, if he thinks he's getting a corner piece, forget it."
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"Istanbul was Constantinople"
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"Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople"
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"on a moonlit night Istanbul!"
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"Travel..."
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"Is there anything more fun than a nice Sunday drive?"
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"Oh, yeah, it's great."
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"Why don't we top it off by reading to old people?"
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"Well, I think"
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"in these days of petro-terrorists and ozone depletion,"
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"a Sunday drive reeks of bio-hubris."
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"Hey! Hey, it's Krusty The Clown!"
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"Can't I get a cup of coffee without doing a monkey dance for you freaks?"
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"The fishing hat means leave me alone!"
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"Always nice to see him."
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"How did Dad get out of this snooze cruise?"
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"He's cleaning out the garage."
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"I can picture it now."
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"I cleaned out the garage and lost 50 pounds."
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"It seems a shame to chuck out these cross-country skis."
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"I'll keep one."
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"Let's see, now."
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""Kill spiders"?"
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"We don't have spiders."
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"Stupid spider!"
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"Afraid of dying?"
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"What?!"
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"Spider poison is people poison?!"
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"Bart!"
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"Hm, where's the pain?"
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"There it is!"
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"A spider?!"
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"Out of the way!"
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"I learned CPR while waiting for other kids"
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"to finish their math tests."
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"Compress his chest! - I'm on it."
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"Wha' happened?! Where am I?!"
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"Oh, thank God! He's alive!"
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"You wouldn't believe what happened to me!"
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"I tried to do what you told me to, but..."
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"I don't even know what happened..."
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"near-fatal booboo today really scared me."
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"Don't worry, if I croak,"
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"you'll marry Lenny... or Moe."
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"The winner will be determined by a card game I invented."
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"I got all the rules written down..."
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"up here."
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"You keep almost dying."
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"Homie, if you die,"
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"I'm gonna have three kids to take care of."
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"I want you to buy some life insurance."
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"Please?"
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"But I'm not gonna die for many, many years."
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"we need to ask you some questions."
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"Have you ever had a heart attack?"
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"Strokes? - None."
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"No, wait, three."
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"Since the last one, I don't remember so good."
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"Are you a smoker? - Yes, I am."
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"Shh! I want her to think I'm cool!"
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"If I sign it, it still counts!"
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"My hemophilia!"
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"Uninsurable?!"
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"I'm not gonna worry just because Homer doesn't have insurance."
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"A lot of people don't."
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"Wifetime TV presents,"
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"Oh, Roger, I just love our present lifestyle."
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"Don't thank me."
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"Thank our many debts and obligations."
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"Honey..."
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"stop kidding around."
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"Honey?!"
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"Brenda, I'm afraid your husband had no insurance."
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"Well, how will I feed my family?"
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"You should have thought of that"
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"before you had children with a dead man."
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"Oh, this is only based on a story."
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"A true story!"
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"Brenda! Where's your wealth?"
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