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Clips from The Simpsons - Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart (S23E23)

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"it'll make mere love seem like chewing tinfoil."
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"You keep your ice cream right beside the motor oil!"
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"Uh-huh."
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"I've never stopped thinking about."
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"Wait one second, Marge."
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"instead of watching golf, so that's pretty good."
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"Well, at least you remembered I like her."
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"Normal, normal, normal, normal, nor..."
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"- Aw... - I mean,"
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"I've been thinking."
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"Hey, you punks! What are you doing?!"
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"so I have to put down Amazon Kindles."
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"I'm like... It's, it's bankrupting me."
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"Don't just stare back at me, come up with a theory!"
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"and made yourself into a combination of Robin Hood,"
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"Now empty the cash drawer! Come on!"
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"Where's this 2006 Beaujolais"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"And a peanut butter?"
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"Okay, how do we buy your silence?"
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"They're just animals."
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"Everything's murder."
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"♪ Tonight ♪"
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"♪ The streets are ours ♪"
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"♪ Tonight ♪"
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"♪ These lights ♪"
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"The jerk in the glasses did everything!"
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"Here, drink this paint thinner."
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"We're street artists."
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"Take that, Ronald Reagan!"
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"Nooo! I've been satirized!"
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"Who are you guys?"
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"At the opening, I could wear a sports jacket"
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"and second, maybe we've pushed this far enough."
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"Apu!"
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"It is true!"
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"Stunted monkey tails."
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"Monkey, monkey, monkey!"
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"Not so loud."
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"Thanks, guys. I, um..."
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"Help! Help!"
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"Why, you little..."
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"Oh, what's the use?"
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"How was I to know parents had feelings?"
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"I want to show you I understand how you feel."
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"And they say a picture's worth a 1,000 words."
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"$500! Whoo-hoo!"
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"if anyone laughs at you, they've gotta go through me."
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"Both, but the rhinoceros doesn't know why."
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"He's just trying to fit in."
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"As a graffiti artist, there are so many people to thank..."
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"nighttime, for being dark..."
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"a new way of seeing, was actually"
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"Oh, it is. And I'm just a guy sitting at a table."
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"Ooh..."
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"Wait, wait, wait!"
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"Chief, I believe I have the answer in the back of my car."
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"Hm!"
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"There you go."
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"♪ the simpsons ♪"
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"D'oh!"
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"Dad? Dad?"
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"Yes! Awake! Let's do this!"
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"Dad, I wanted to give you a heads-up."
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"Mom's birthday is tomorrow."
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"It's time to start your annual mad dash around town"
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"to get her a present that's not completely insulting."
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"You know, sweetie, there was a time when I would've killed"
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"for that information, but I'm pleased to announce"
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"I've already bought your mother a present."
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"And brace yourself, I put some thought into it."
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"It's a state-of-the-art"
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"food mash-'em-upper."
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"Wha...? Mom is gonna love that!"
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"Love?!"
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"Your mom's gonna feel so good,"
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"Because today, I'm getting it autographed."
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"By who? Lenny?"
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"By the box lady herself!"
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"Whoa-whoa-whoa!"
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"Yeah-ohaa!"
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"Man, oh, man, look at this place."
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"Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise:"
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""island something.""
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"It's like going to Hawaii without the murderous locals."
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"They have jellies made of fruits I've never heard of!"
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"These'll go great with betel nut butter."
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"Wow, I don't believe the Simpsons"
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"will be shopping at the Kwik-E-Mart anymore."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Apu! What are you doing out of your natural habitat?"
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"I am finding out who my real customers are,"
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"and who is going to cheat on my store with some"
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"South Sea sugar shack!"
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"But at the Kwik-E-Mart, the only fresh fruit"
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"is the one banana by the register."
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"You sell cigarettes to kids."
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"Now see here, I have always considered"
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"you cash-giving cows to be my friends."
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"And friends do not betray friends."
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"Friends are the only people you can betray!"
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"And you'd do it in a second for a supermarket"
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"that gives free coffee samples!"
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"Defend yourself, sir!"
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"Convenience forever, freshness never!"
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"Would you sign this for my wife Marge?"
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"She's a big fan and her birthday is tomorrow."
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"Uh-hm, you know, while I was signing this for your wife,"
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"I just cooked up..."
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"...a great idea! Oh..."
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"How would you like it"
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"if I called your wife live"
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"from my show tomorrow to wish her a happy birthday?"
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"You would do that?!"
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"Oh, my God, this might be a Marge's birthday"
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"where I get sex!"
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"Ooh! An apron with a sonnet!"
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"Open mine! Quick, before it suffocates!"
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"A bunny! Just like the one I had when I was a girl!"
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