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Clips from The Simpsons - Moe Baby Blues (S14E14)

"Moe Baby Blues"
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"I'm live at the Springfield Botanical Gardens."
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"Here I am, one of the crowd."
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"I'm comfortable, I'm calm."
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"Uh, people, we are officially over capacity."
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"...someone who's been trampled on so many times..."
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"- All right. - Thanks a lot."
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"Everyone, flare your nostrils in olfactory anticipation."
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"Oh, man. The plant cut one."
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"Bart, plants don't..."
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"Unh! That smells worse than James Coco's ski boots."
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"Oh, yeah. That's mildly better."
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"D'oh!"
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"- We now return to - The Beverly Hillbillies Down Under."
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"- Well, now it's a didgeri-don't. - Oh, Granny."
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"Oh, why don't you call my secretary and make an appointment, brother?"
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"A dream deferred is a dream denied."
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"- My baby! - Your baby!"
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"No!"
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"Ah, God."
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"Wha...?"
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"Ah! Look at those pants."
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"So I knitted you a nice warm sweater."
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"That's so soft and thoughtful and... What's the gag? Is it full of chiggers?"
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"No, no. All that's in there is love and gratitude."
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"Oh, it's just some glass."
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"So how's the little tyke doing?"
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"Oh, my God, I'm late for work."
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"Me? Uh, yeah. Sure. If you don't think I'd spook her or nothing."
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"No, you'll be fine."
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"So how's it going? Ha."
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"Hey, you wanna see me, uh, dislocate my arm?"
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"Here, take a look at this. Unh!"
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"It was years before I could do this without fainting."
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"I'll get rid of him. All right, come on. Out you go."
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"Oh, no problem."
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"You know, it gave me kind of a good, warm feeling..."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Here you go, you little idiot."
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"Ball pit. That's nice."
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"One, two, three colors. You got them all."
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"You ain't Karen Allen yourself, you know?"
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"Uh, well, why don't you play with the baby while I go rent a room?"
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"You're my sunshine"
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"Maggie, look what's in your ear."
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"And this Slinky, these things are fun for about two seconds."
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"Yeah, that's it. Slink away."
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"Ha. It's nice to be with someone..."
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"...who can't understand the horrible things I say."
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"This is like the Playboy Mansion."
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"Uh, maybe I can think of a story, uh, more suitable for a baby."
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"It starts out with a beautiful wedding."
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"...by putting a horse's blanket in his bed."
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"Uh, how about a horse's head?"
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"So he sticks an orange in his mouth like this."
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"Oh, no. No, baby. No, no. Uh, uh..."
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"Okay, part two."
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"Little Anthony is having his first communion at Lake Tahoe."
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"But Senator Geary's got one weakness, call girls."
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"This party's boring. Everything here is for babies."
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"I don't know if toy drunkards are an appropriate gift for a baby."
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"I peed my pants."
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"- Your turn. - No, it's your turn."
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"Unh. Maybe I can catch a late show of Alice in Underpants..."
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"You still got us, Moe."
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"Here comes the airplane."
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"Now there'll be no more trouble from that meddlesome bartender."
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"Oh, that's better. I could whack my own mother now."
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"What are you screaming about? Did you discover my snake farm?"
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"Because I can explain."
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"I'm going to farm and sell snakes."
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"Maggie's gone."
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"He's got your kid. But don't worry. Everything is gonna be okay."
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"Scum, freezebag."
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"See, that's why sitcoms are dying."
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"Chief, it's just a ham."
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"Here's a clue. A discarded orange wedge."
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"Marge, do mobsters ever congregate outside your house?"
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"All the time. Sometimes I bring them lemonade."
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"Oops. Clumsy me."
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"Oops. Clumsy us."
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"Those fellas should really consider sippy cups."
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"Boss, they hid guns in the men's room."
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"I'm president of the Italian-American Anti-Defamation League."
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"We're not. Your sleeve got caught on that tree. Here, let me unhook you."
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"Gee, ha. This is the second most guns ever pointed at me."
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"But all that's changed because of this little girl here."
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"Well, uh, I gotta get home."
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"...with you and your ham."
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"We'd like that, Homer."
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"Ooo, you make me live"
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"It's you, you're all I see"
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"Shh."
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"The Simpsons"
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"Does anyone else wanna know why that sign is so funny?"
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"No."
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"Come on. We're gonna be late to the blooming of the Sumatran Century Flower."
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"How come Lisa always gets to pick the family activities?"
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"Because I know every time you say pick a number from one to 10..."
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"...it's always seven."
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"That's because there were seven apostles."
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"Boy, that's a big staff. And still he wasn't that funny."
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""The Venus flytrap is a carnivorous plant..."
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"...which uses bait to lure unsuspecting prey into its digestive tract.""
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"Stupid prey."
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"They never suspect anything..."
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"Ooh, a hotdog."
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"Flower power my ass."
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"That's odd. It's 11:15 in the morning and the bar is empty."
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"We're minutes from the blossoming of the Sumatran Century Flower..."
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"...which occurs every 100 years."
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"Hey, those are my customers-slash-only friends."
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"Where are they getting their beer?"
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"- Yeah. - A cooler?"
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"I've been replaced by a cooler?"
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"And who can blame them? Ugh."
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"Oh, better set the alarm."
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"Anybody looks at me, I got a hypodermic full of bleach."
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"We gotta kick one person out."
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"Someone who's alone, already bitter..."
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