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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XIX (S20E20)

"Hello. I'd like to vote for president, governor,"
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"and anything that will take money away from our parks and libraries."
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"(GROANING)"
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"Use the double-wide."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Two votes for McCain."
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"Three votes for McCain."
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"Okay. All I need is a Christmas gift for Lisa."
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"I don't have time to read all that."
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"Perfect!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Hey, Lise, I think I see one with your name on it."
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"Wow! A Malibu Stacy Convertible! Oh, Bart! An actual present."
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"That's right, Maggie. It's a car."
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"MALIBU STACY: Let's go to the..."
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"(CHOKING)"
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"ALARM CLOCK: Snooze!"
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"BOOM BOX: Melody!"
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"What?"
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"It was okay. I got Seinfeld, Season Seven."
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"Your final battle, Bestimus Mucho!"
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"Or longer, if something happens to us."
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"Maybe we shouldn't do this. She doesn't know anyone here."
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"Sandblast them!"
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"One, two, three. One, two, three. It's no use."
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"I'd like to introduce you to some stereotypical ad men."
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"Oh, my God! You finally did it!"
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"They're still alive."
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"Oh, psycho killer Qu'est-ce que c'est"
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"I hate... trans... action... fees."
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"That ad implies that Mr. Lincoln and I are betraying familiarities!"
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"All we are saying is let's eat some brains!"
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"It's a mix of voodoo and Methodist."
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"- What did you say, Mom? - Nothing. I'm practicing my trombone."
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"(SINGING) You are such a stupid moron It makes people want to punch you"
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"No. I'm rehearsing what I'm gonna say when he shows up."
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"(LIVEL YMUSIC PLA YING)"
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"If he sees us fighting, he might not come!"
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"Happy Halloween!"
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"The Grand Pumpkin! You are real!"
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"I'm gonna give you crossed eyes, like you might see on an idiot,"
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"(MUSIC STOPS)"
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"Everybody, listen! The Grand Pumpkin is real!"
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"Care for a pumpkin seed?"
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"(GROWLING)"
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"What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin."
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"who gave the Pilgrims the technology to put buckles on their hats."
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"Tom Turkey, help me. I believe in you."
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"Prepare for the Almighty's judgment, thou stinking fruit of rotted vine!"
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"Pumpkin segregation forever!"
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"Tom, how can we repay you?"
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"(GASPS) You eat turkeys?"
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"Especially when we take stuffing and shove it up the turkey's ass."
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"(CHILDREN SCREAMING)"
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"Looks like those kids found the true spirit of Halloween,"
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"And for those of you who feel like"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Use machine number three."
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"(HUMS)"
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"I can't fit in the booth."
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"Ooh!"
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"One of those electronic voting dealies!"
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"ELECTRONIC VOICE: One vote for McCain. Thank you."
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"No. I want to vote for Obama."
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"(EX CLAIMING) Come on, it's time for a change!"
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"No, no, no!"
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"Six votes for President McCain."
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"Hey, I only meant one of those votes for McCain!"
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"Must tell President McCain."
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"This doesn't happen in America. Maybe Ohio, but not in America!"
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"Hmm."
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"Montreal Expos jersey, Somber String,"
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"jacks, no ball, and a Slunky."
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"Oh, I wouldn't give these to my worst enemy, which happens to be Lisa."
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"Girls don't like trucks. Come back when you're something else."
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"(HONKING)"
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"(GASPS)"
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"We bought you three more minutes of oxygen."
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"Thank you, son. Can I play with it outside? Can I? Can I?"
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"(CHUCKLING) Sure."
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"Hmm."
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"I don't know how you could top last year's gift."
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"Yeah. Here's your stocking stuffer."
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"(BURPS)"
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"Posibots, transform!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Wait a minute. We're missing Sex Toy."
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"(SUGGESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"- Where have you been? - Where haven't I been?"
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"Hmm. Is there something different about the kitchen?"
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"- No. - No. No."
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"Well, the toaster's never lied to me before."
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"PINKROBOT: Hup, two... SEX TOY: Nice planet."
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"- Posibot engaged. - Battle commencing in ten, nine, eight..."
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"Hey!"
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"- Lisa, what's happening? - Well, if I had to guess,"
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"I'd say that two alien robot races who've been battling for centuries"
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"It is a good planet to settle things on."
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"Oh! Ah!"
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"Stop it! Stop it! Look! You have made the nacho machine cry."
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"Cool!"
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"Carnage Destructicus, the moment has arrived, our final battle!"
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"Maybe the non-transformer thing is right."
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"Thank you, human grandmother, for pointing out that it is futile to fight"
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"if we do not know why."
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"That's great, because working together, you can..."
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"Oh!"
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"Okay, who's the idiot who taught them what foosball was?"
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"I thought they might enjoy it."
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"Okay, Maggie. We'll be back in three hours."
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"Look, sweetie. There's a familiar face. Krusty!"
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"Hey, hey, kids! Your old pal Krusty's gonna teach you five new words:"
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"Unlicensed use of my image."
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"All right, boys. See those Krustys nobody paid me for?"
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"Entertain the troops? No way! What have they ever done for me?"
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"Krusty, you made my daughter cry."
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"(DOORBELL RINGS)"
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"Mr. Simpson, you have quite a talent for killing celebrities."
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