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Clips from The Simpsons - How I Spent My Strummer Vacation (S14E14)

"- Wha...? - Simpson."
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"Dear Dad, took money for the book fair."
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"- So you're gonna let me walk out sober? - I'm afraid so."
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"Thanks for the donation, Mr. Simpson. Do you feel okay?"
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"Jewish? Oh, no, I'm not Jewish."
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"Uh, I don't care about the color of your skin, Lenny."
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"Can you say the alphabet backwards?"
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"- Where to, pal? - Moe's Tavern."
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"What's for breakfast, cutie?"
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"What? Wait a... That can't be right."
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"Wait. Was last night the night we set the clocks ahead eight hours?"
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"You got loaded at Moe's and the car had to be towed home."
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"- I will, Dad. - That's why you're my favorite."
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"Monkey Trauma Center..."
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"...will not be seen tonight..."
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"Oh."
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"That explains that."
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"Disco Stu always gets down, baby."
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"It's all I've talked about for so long, people think I'm a one-note guy."
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"- How you doing? - Talky thing, ain't you?"
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"How'd you get such a crappy job? You a convict or a junkie?"
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"- Little of both. You got a family? - Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah, I'm pretty great."
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"- Oh, Homie. - That is so sweet."
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"One minute, you're a carefree teenager..."
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"...was that marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail."
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"- Are we going on a trip? - You are."
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"While you're spending the week at..."
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"...and hurtful, you had a point."
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"And you take me places you hate like museums, plays and the Olive Garden."
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"And even though you knew I ratted you out to the IRS..."
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"- ...you never busted me. - You what?"
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"I'm okay. I love you. I love you. I love you."
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"That's right, Otto. We're here to rock!"
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"So get a good night's sleep."
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"Oh, what a gyp."
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"- Have you been awake all night? - I am so excited, I couldn't fall asleep."
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"You took pills you found on the floor?"
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"Uh-huh, now I'm afraid that if I stop talking, I'll die. Isn't Mick cool?"
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"- Can I have a guitar? - Can I have a guitar?"
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"Hand me the Strat."
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"Now, I don't do it. Kenny Loggins does."
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"Anyway, we're gonna start with the fundamentals."
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"All right, fire."
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"...strut, strut, spin, and rooster."
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"I'm so hot for me I'm so hot for me"
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"...in the whole damn world."
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"- Yes, I knew it. I knew it. - Springfield!"
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"Rock stars are supposed to be about drinking..."
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"And why I can't drive 55."
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"See that drunk girl Speeding down the street?"
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"- Paparazzi to the left. - I got them."
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"They're bloody cardboard."
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"That was great, Homie."
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"Wait. Don't go."
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"I wanna keep on rocking. Come on, guys. A-one, a-two..."
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"No! No! I won't go. You can't make me!"
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"...but now, there's a chance it might not happen."
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"No, I'm fine."
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"Ugh, I'm so despondent."
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"Can I have 40 guest passes?"
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"Ooh, good thing it's laminated. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Wow, Homer. I ain't had front row seats since my Moonie wedding."
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"- Yes! - All right!"
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"Now, that's a winning combination."
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"Here you go. Front and center."
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"It's like you're Kid Rock and I'm Pamela Anderson Lee Rock."
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"I'll do four."
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"Uh, Homer, you didn't think you were gonna be playing with...?"
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"My official tour jacket. Lookit..."
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"Oh."
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"I'm his groupie, ha, ha."
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"Test. Test."
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"Check, check You're checking to see if I'm true"
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"You test me like the water In El Salvador"
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"Not on my shift."
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"Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby"
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"We acted like a bunch of angry young men."
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"Rock 'n' roll is supposed to be about peace and love."
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"Just the same, we'd like to make it up to you."
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"Well, you're very sweet, Mick."
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"But the only rocking I wanna do is in my living-room chair..."
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"...surrounded by the world's greatest backup group, my family."
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"There goes the last DJ"
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"Drive myself right over the wall"
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"Roll this joint Gonna get down low"
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"The Simpsons"
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"D'oh! Ah!"
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"- Hi, Moe. Got any beer? - Sure. Check in the fridge."
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"Wait a minute, I'm at work. You gotta pay for it."
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"What the...? Where's my money?"
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"Oh."
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"Homer, I need cash or they're gonna break my legs."
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"- And you can live with that? - Ya-huh."
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"Fine. There are plenty other ways for me to alter my consciousness."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Are you gonna buy those toads or just lick them?"
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"Lick them. Go away."
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"Ah."
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"He's gonna plotz."
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"You wouldn't serve Homer because he didn't have money?"
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"What happened to you, Moe? You used to be about the booze."
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"- Well, Moe. - Homer, I'm so sorry. Have a free beer."
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"Oh."
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"You're my friend."
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"Man, I've never seen anybody get loaded so fast."
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"Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? You..."
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"- Hey, I'm worried. - I've had just about enough of you."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Uh-huh."
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"- Oh, rats. - I'm out of here."
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"We can't let our friend drive like this. I'm liable here."
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"- Uh...? - Get his keys."
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"So long, jerks."
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"Running after the car, huh? Let's see if you can follow this."
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"Oh, that's it."
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"Good morning, everybody."
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"Homie, it's 5 p.m. We're having dinner."
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"If I was that drunk, I would remember it."
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"I had to tell Mr. Burns you had violent diarrhea."
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"Oh, couldn't you come up with a less embarrassing lie?"
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