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Clips from The Simpsons - Take My Wife, Sleaze (S11E11)

"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"Help me!"
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"Ew! These records used to be real accomplishments. Now they're just gross."
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"Plus, you'll meet a dog who can't predict anything."
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"What an age we live in."
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"Oh, look at all that Sweet'N Low!"
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"[ Gasps ] I remember television!"
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"Come join me, WolfguyJack..."
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"at Greaser's Cafe where it's 1955..."
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"Lucille"
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"You don't do your daddy's will?"
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"[ Women Scream ]"
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"Dennis the Menace?"
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"and at the same time, tell you what there is to eat."
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"Oh, my throat doctor says I'm not supposed to do that anymore."
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"Okay Dare to go"
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"Hey Hey Set your socks hot up and your toody to poody"
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"Here we go with "Mental House Rock" by Johnny Bobby."
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"Let's rock Do the mental house rock"
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"[ Marge Screaming ]"
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"Wow! A '50s nostalgia cafe."
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"He'll giveyou electric shocks Zap, zap, zap"
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"- Whoo-whoo! - [ Cheering ]"
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"where the '50s are never goin' away!"
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"- Honey?. - [ Wind Blowing]"
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"God!"
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"[ Imitating Motorcycle ]"
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"You gave me the courage to spread my newborn wings"
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"If you weren't a man"
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"And my father too"
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"- [ Groans ] It's like a chainsaw in my head! - [ Motorcycle Engine Revving]"
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"Now I can't get it out of my head!"
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"- The sermon today is on John 4:.13. - [ Revving ]"
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"I think it was Jesus who said..."
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"Will you turn that engine off?."
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"Quiet, Marge. The motorcycle and I are trying to sleep."
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"He's a rebel, I tell you. A rebel without a cause."
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"Yeah, that's the life for me, Marge-"
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"cruisin' and hasslin' shopkeepers."
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"Nothing can defeat a motorcycle gang!"
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"That guy just don't get it, do he?."
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"I move we reconsider our club name. Make it something a little less blasphemous."
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"After all- [ Chuckles ] we don't want to go to hell."
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"- How about the Devil's Pals?. - No. You see-"
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"We're goin' the speed limit. Oink, oink, oink."
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"And then you're going straight to juvie!"
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"Oh, how can I be down a thousand bucks?."
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"[ Gasps ] They printed my photo of our gang!"
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"Carl looks great."
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"- Can't take a bad picture of that guy. - [ Gasps ]"
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"What in the world?."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"- Take offthat jacket, man! - Okay."
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"- [ Both Gasp ] - Now eat it."
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"Hey, hey! Chew with your mouth closed, please."
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"Okay, Meathook. I think he learned his lesson."
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"- Now you gotta eat that too! - Oh!"
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"Caps and Frisbees, sir."
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"- You gotta eat them too! - And some pogs."
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"- Ew. just me and the boys"
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"You keep it."
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"Forget it, Simpson. Those pig noises you made really hurt my feelings."
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"And we have a little saying around here-"
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"- [ Whooping, Hollering ] - [ Whimpers ]"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"If you want some food, I'll be happy to make you some breakfast."
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"- I'd kill for some waffles. - He has."
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"I've tried everything to get those blood and puke stains out."
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"Do you have anything thatwill get this emblem back on my jacket?."
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"[Humming]"
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"Dad, I'm tired of bathing in the yard."
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"And those bikers saw that hard look in my eye-"
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"Marge?. Marge?."
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""Thanks for letting us crash in your pad."
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"- We had a very nice time." - Oh, that's sweet."
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"Oh, don't worry. You're completely safe."
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"None of you?. Really?."
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"I could've sworn that Ramrod-"
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"Excuse me. Has anyone seen a woman wearing-"
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"[ Continues ]"
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"Long story short, my "old lady" was-"
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"- [ Punch Lands ] - [ Homer] Ow!"
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"You'll love it. Mickey Rourke's comin', and we're gonna jump him."
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"You know, there's more to life than boozing and rough housing."
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"- Then- - No, no. I mean the dream of a good job..."
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"No. You don't have to kill anyone, not if you have jobs."
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"Yeah. I did see some bikers ride by here..."
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"with a blue-haired woman about 10 minutes ago."
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"Said they were gonna spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground..."
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"Excellent, Ramrod."
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"Oh, Homie."
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"We both knew it would come to this."
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"You and me, chopper to chopper."
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"- You know what I'm gonna do after I kill ya?. - [ Grunts ]"
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"Give me back my wife!"
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"I don't blame you for wanting her back so bad."
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"We'll stop at the nearest town and mail our "resumes.""
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"Taking care of some unfinished business."
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"[Ends ] - Shh!"
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"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ All Shout ]"
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"[ Man On TV] Tonight on Guinness Book of World Records-"
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"A man who holds the current record for least amount of faces, with none!"
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"You'll also see the world's smelliest tumor!"
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"When we come back, we'll show you the contents..."
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"Hey, remember the '50s?. Remember television, Coca-Cola and Dick Clark?."
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"every day of the year, baby."
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"Ow"
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"- [ Women Scream ] - [ Gasps ] Hmm."
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"- I once hid my dad's hat! [ Chuckling ] - Uh-huh."
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"That was a two-part episode."
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"California, here we come!"
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"Allen Gaines Burgers"
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"It's clever how the names remind you of the '50s..."
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"What an age we live in. [ Chuckling ]"
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"[ Coughing ] Oh, man!"
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"Okay. Is everybody ready for our nightly dance contest?."
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"- Dancing?. - Oh, no! You're not gettin' me on that dance floor!"
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