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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer's Barbershop Quartet (S05E05)

"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Deep Voice ] Oh, Mr. Mooney, I just gotta meet Bob Cummings!"
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"Whoa! A Methuselah rookie card!"
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"Ooh!"
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"[ Skinner] Prisoner 2 4601 . [ Chuckles ]"
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"I wore this for two years in a Vietcong internment center."
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"The airplane's upside-down."
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"Hmm. Nah."
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"What the hell's this?"
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"Dad, thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago."
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"No, really. I can't. It's a serious problem."
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"Barbershop? That ain't been popular since aught-six, dag-nab it!"
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"No talking like a grizzled 1 890s prospector. Consarn it."
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"And that something was barbershop."
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"[ Sirens Wailing ]"
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"[ Quartet ] "Never to return again ""
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"" Good-bye my Coney Island baby ""
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""Farewell, my own true love true love ""
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"[ Gasps ] Oh, my stars!"
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"All except that police officer. Yuck! Too Village People. You'll have to replace him."
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"[ Tires Screech ]"
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"- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. - Eh, never fit on a marquis, luv."
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"From now on your name is Apu de Beaumarché."
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""With a wiggle-wiggle here And a wiggle-wiggle there ""
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""When you're alone and life is gettin' you lonely ""
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"" From a summer place ""
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"- " It's the theme-- " - [ All ] Next!"
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"This bird's gonna fly!"
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""Me mither sang this song to me ""
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""Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra ""
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"Wiggum forever! Barney never!"
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"Barney forever! Wiggum never!"
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"Hey, those girls you paid to scream are doing a great job!"
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"- [ Chattering ] - [ Barney ] Boy! We sounded great, huh?"
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"How about Handsome Homer Simpson, Plus Three?"
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"- [ Stammering ] - I do not-- I do not think--"
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"No. We need a name that's witty at first..."
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"but seems less funny each time you hear it."
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"No one bought a wishbone necklace."
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"and, uh, we want them to think they can."
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"- [ Inhales ] - Come on, honey."
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"[ Sobs Continue ]"
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"Ha, ha, harr! Ha, ha, harr!"
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"Gimme the key."
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"- Principal Skinner-- - Mm-hmm?"
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"" Good-bye my Coney Island babe ""
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"She's 1 00 years old, and she weighs over 200 tons."
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"This enormous woman will devour us all! Aaah!"
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"Oh! Can we talk about Chief Wiggum? [ Gagging Noise ]"
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"or barbershop album of the year goes to--"
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"- The Be Sharps! - [ All ] Yea!"
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"- Oh, you like my music? - You're a musician?"
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"Hello, Homer. I'm George Harrison."
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"Lisa, did you see the Grammys?"
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"- I miss you, Daddy. - I miss you too, honey."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"Wow, look at all this Be Sharps merchandise!"
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"Lunch boxes, coffee mugs..."
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"What goes up must come down."
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"What about Bob Hope? He's been consistently popular for over 50 years."
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"With your father on the road all the time, I tried to compensate for his absence."
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"" For all the latest medical poop ""
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"the Japanese conceptual artist."
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"[ Barney ] Barbershop is in danger of growing stale."
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"Gentlemen, Us magazine just came out with its what's hot and what's not issue."
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"[ Homer's Voice ] We all went our separate ways."
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"- How much is this quart of milk? - Twelve dollars."
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"I'd like a single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat."
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"Oh, that's great. Your replacement is getting tired."
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"[ Clucks ]"
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"- Hey, Queenie, you can go now. - I'll give her a good home."
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"I'll never forget my five and a half weeks at the top."
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"-Man, that's some story. -There are still a few things I don't get."
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"Like, how come we never heard about this until today?"
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"I can't remember the last time we were all together."
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"" How I've adored ""
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"- Come back here! - Ha-ha.!"
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""[ Singing Continues, Indistinct ]"
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"- It's been done. - [ Tires Screech ]"
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""With my baby ""
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"[ Audience Laughing ]"
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"- [ Beeping ] - Take two!"
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"-[ Beeping ] - Take three!"
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"Human roaches, feeding off each other's garbage."
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"The only thing you can't buy here is dignity."
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"Welcome, swappers..."
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"to the Springfield Swap Meet."
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"Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron."
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"I need a drink and a shower."
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"Hand painted to resemble Lucille Ball!"
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"You'll love Oyster Lucy!"
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"Wow!Joseph of Aramathea!"
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"Twenty-six conversions in A.D. 46!"
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"Who'd have thought learning about religion could be fun?"
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"Let's get outta here!"
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"Hey!"
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"Wow! An original Malibu Stacy from 1 958!"
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"Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out."
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"Oh, my!"
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"Never thought I'd see the old girl again."
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"[ Voice Resonating ] Still fts."
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"Junk."
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"Junk."
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"- Stradi-''who''-vius? - [ Strings Break ]"
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"Your teenage son or daughter will think this wishbone necklace is really cool."
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"- I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid. - [ Groans ]"
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"Melvin and the Squirrels. Part of the rodent invasion of the early '60s."
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"" Stuck a feather in his cap and called it-- ""
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"- " Rice-A-Roni " - Melvin!"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"[ Laughing ] What are we all laughing about?"
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"- [ Laughing ] - Who cares?"
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"A maturing Joe Piscopo left Saturday Night Live to conquer Hollywood."
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"And I was in a barbershop quartet."
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"[ Harmonizing ] " Hello ""
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"" Hello, my baby Hello, my honey ""
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