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Clips from The Simpsons - The Wettest Stories Ever Told (S17E17)

"Not prostitutes, protestants."
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"Do you have your shipboard entertainments?"
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"and its drunken, decadent sinners."
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"Out of my way, you god-fearing buckleheads!"
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"What kind of a booze cruise is this?"
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"So if you write a sonnet, keep it under your bonnet."
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"Stupid Flandish."
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"how about a little bible-thumping in the crow's nest?"
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"We're engaged."
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"Well, I'm sure the way to win her heart is to be fat and crying."
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"Time to think of a plan most sneaky."
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"a little party tonight to celebrate that only half of us have died so far."
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"Take a sip every time a wave hits the ship."
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"Lord, thank you for this generous rain and abundant lightning."
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"You don't want to miss this, Marge."
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"Horsehousing?"
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"When we landed I was going to denounce my sister as a witch."
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"Look!"
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"What do you call your foot, "new hand"?"
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"At least I'm pitching."
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"What did you call me?"
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"our first year in the new world without you."
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"What, what are you going to do?"
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"What the...?!"
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"about a ship called the bounty."
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"Go on."
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"Captain Bligh, there's a message from admiral Nelson."
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"When you eat as much dolphin as I do"
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"Welcome to day 718 of our voyage."
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"Good cookies."
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"My father's alive?"
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"No, he died while baking."
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"What have you been smoking?"
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"Besides that?"
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"Tell me, has Robert Fulton invented the steamboat yet?"
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"Any day now."
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"you can't find the words to say..."
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"don't just sit there, help me!"
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"I order you to forget it."
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"Rounder! I hear edges!"
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"Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream."
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"you're off-key."
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"What if I introduce a suggestion box?"
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"Just start rowing, Willie."
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"Swim faster or I'll have you made into soup."
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"What are you going to do, go underwater?"
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"I'd like to see that."
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"the previous regime, starting with this stupid wheel."
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"Those are penguins."
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"South Pole."
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"He's out there playing basketball."
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"In your face, Julio."
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"It takes place in a dark time for mankind"
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"Rock the boat don't rock the boat, baby"
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"maybe not so lovable."
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"My wig! I mean, my natural hair!"
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"There it is."
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"Hey, you schmuck, get off-a me!"
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"Goin' out with a sight gag."
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"I got an idea: Climb into my mouth."
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"Lord, with you watching over me, I shall feel no pain."
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"My resolution is to be more fun."
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"Attention, everyone! I've spent the entire cruise"
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"Homer, what should we do?"
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"What? I have great ass suction."
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"This hatchway is jammed!"
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"I'll use my swiss army bone."
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"and tie it off so we can use it as an underwater guideline."
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"all right, I can see this is all up to me."
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"You did it."
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"I hear knocking."
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"The flame or the irony!"
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"You guys know the way to Tahiti?"
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"Right. You keep believing that."
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"transcript: scarfo synchro: Ale, Toki & Job22"
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"When is our food going to get here?"
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"I'm starved!"
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"fish with boobs and back to ship's wheel."
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"My life's work ruined!"
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"Yar, sorry about the delay."
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"The chef is having a bit of a problem with tonight's special."
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"Meanwhile, I can send a busboy out to get you something from a better"
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"restaurant."
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"Not that good."
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"Too bad I don't know any."
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"I know one about the most important sea voyage in american history:"
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"The journey of the mayflower."
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"Yes, the ship that brought prostitutes to America."
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"Hurry, my little puritans."
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"I've got my toy wood lump."
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"what jolly fun."
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"Finally, we shall bid good-bye to England"
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"Hide me!"
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"Please, you got to help me."
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"If they find me, they'll kill me."
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"He's wanted for daring to question why we call this"
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"the jacobean era when the king's name is James and not Jacob."
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"Mother, we must protect him."
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"Oh, lord, please let the soldiers kill this family instead of me."
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"Noble sir, you may accompany us to America in my late husband's clothing."
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"And I will make thee a hat from construction paper."
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"Then the codpiece holds no terrors for thee."
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"Good-bye!"
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"Don't come back!"
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"Where's the hooch?"
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"We puritans have no place for drunkenness..."
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"or colorful clothes or dreaming or poetry."
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"Oh, no! That was a poem!"
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"Then pour a little salt in the wounds."
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"And I'm good."
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"Listen, since all the other fun stuff is out of bounds,"
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"What do you say, miss...?"
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"Constance Prudence Chastity Goodfaith."
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"My friends call me Marge."
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"Marge Obedience Temperance Sexwon't."
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"Back off, newbie!"
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"I mean, I-I didn't kill her husband."
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"We're not engaged."
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"It's really more of an amiable concordance."
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"Oh, no! I just thought of you as a woman!"
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