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Clips from The Simpsons - Fear of Flying (S06E06)

"Fear of Flying"
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"A snake in the cash register!"
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"Oh, it's funny and it makes you think."
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"I need some coffee before I black out. Homer, pass me the sugar."
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"- Oh, there's sugar all over the bar now. - That's not funny, Homer."
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"- Yeah! - Come on, everybody."
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"Sorry, Homer. You should've thought of that before giving me the sugar-me-do."
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"Cheer up, Homer."
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"Then you could spend more nights at home with us."
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"Look on the bright side, Dad."
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"That's it. I'm going to find a new bar to drink in."
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"This looks like a nice, friendly place."
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"Woody, give me a beer."
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"I think you've had enough, Mr. Peterson."
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"Settle down, Normie. Gotta save those pipes for karaoke."
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"There's something bothering me about this place."
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"I know. This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!"
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"- Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies. - What was her problem?"
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"Here, Puff. Here, Puff."
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"The last bar in Springfield."
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"Shut up, liver!"
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"- But I am a pilot. - Where's your uniform?"
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"Conditions are a bit windy."
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"Well, on second thought, maybe I'll sit down."
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"Yeah. That's exactly why I'm here."
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"And I keep telling you you flyboys crack me up!"
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"We'll need that to live."
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"If word gets out about this, Crazy Clown Airlines will be a laughingstock."
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"Good news, everybody. Because I endangered lives..."
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"We're right in the middle of the busy housekeeping season."
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"But getting on a plane like that seems like a hassle coupled with a burden."
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"Oh, I forgot to clean the lint basket in the dryer."
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"Those people down there look all tiny and blurry."
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"...the first two people to the front will be upgraded to first class."
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"I come for the service..."
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"Let me off! Let me off! Let me off!"
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"It's okay, Marge, we don't need to go on a trip."
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"Sure as sugar."
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"If we don't encourage her to vent her feelings..."
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"Marge, it's 3 a.m."
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"- Shouldn't you be baking? - In a little while."
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"I'm sorry. That was our last caller."
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"- Do you have a song request? - "It's Raining Men.""
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"Now, Marge, "Dear Abby" says..."
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"Here are some upbeat titles."
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"She's fine."
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"All right, Lisa, you got your way. Your mom's going to a psychiatrist."
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"- Good. You do that. - Fine."
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"I can go as low as $30 an hour."
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"I wanna see some credentials."
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"I'm not here to blame anyone."
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"We'll go deep into your subconscious..."
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"But it's a few seconds before 12:00."
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"Ever since you started therapy, all you can do is talk about yourself."
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"I just left my first session. I haven't even opened my mouth yet."
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"What's the earliest memory you have of something bad happening?"
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"And there's only one big toilet, and they make you all go at the same time."
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"- They do so. - They don't play their own instruments."
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"No! No!"
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"- Kids can be so cruel. - But it's true."
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"They didn't write their own songs or play their own instruments."
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"They were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval."
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"I keep having the same dream."
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"Ready for breakfast, Dr. Smith?"
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"They drive on the wrong side of the road there. Now, that's crazy."
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"Not by a long shot. You know what, I'm cured."
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"...but your last check bounced. - Wait, I'm remembering something."
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"Goodbye, Margie. Be a good girl, now."
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"- Why does Daddy have to leave? - Because he's a pilot."
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"- He flies all over the world. - I wanna see Daddy fly."
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"Daddy? Daddy, where are you? Dad...?"
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"Don't look at me! Don't look at me!"
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"Marge, there's nothing to be ashamed of here."
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"- They are? - Yes."
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"Here comes the airplane."
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"- Yes, yes. It's all a rich tapestry. - Oh, thank you. You've changed my life."
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"We've really just begun to scratch the surface."
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"- She can get on the plane, that's plenty. - Thank you, doctor."
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"...I'll think, "Lowenstein. Lowenstein.""
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"Yeah, great prank, fellas. Great."
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"- Oh, I'm gonna be sick tonight. - Hey, Moe, you wanna smell my flower?"
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"Do I!"
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"I'm burning up here!"
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"Taking advantage of my alcohol-soaked clothes."
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"This is gonna be great."
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"Yeah. We were just messing around, and you had to go too far."
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"How many people want Homer banned from this place for life?"
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"This bar is like a tavern to me."
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"I'm taking your caricature down from Mount Lushmore..."
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"...and I'm pulling your favorite song out of the jukebox."
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"- "It's Raining Men"? - Yeah, not no more it ain't."
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"Joke's on them. I'm still alive."
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"What if you pretended that this couch were a bar?"
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"I am not going to dignify that with an answer."
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"...as they do for opportunity? - Yes. "Cris-a-tunity.""
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"You're right. I've been wasting my life away in that dump for years."
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"And I'm gonna get drunker than I've ever been in my entire life."
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"Bart, where's my wallet?"
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"- Right here, Dad. - Thank you."
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"- Wow, classy. - Good evening, sir."
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"Would you please leave without a fuss right now?"
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"Sammy, you're too old to go on a date with two twins..."
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"...on the same night you're supposed to marry Diane without Rebecca knowing."
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"I'll make you a bet. If this affects my major-league comeback, I'll sell the bar."
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"Just give me another beer, you brain-dead hick."
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"I'll kill you. I'll kill all of you!"
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"I love you guys."
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"Greetings, good man. Might I trouble you for a drink?"
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"- Oh, get out of here, Homer. - Homer? Who is Homer?"
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"Oh, my God. This man is my exact double."
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"That dog has a puffy tail!"
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"If they don't let me in here, I'm gonna have to quit drinking."
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"My liver hurts."
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"- I'd like a beer, please. - Sorry, you gotta be a pilot to drink here."
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"I stowed it safely in the overhead compartment."
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"- Well, you talk the talk. Here's a loaner. - We need a pilot, pronto."
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"- Who wants to fly to the Windy City? - I'll go! Me! I'm your man!"
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"- You. - But I..."
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"But I keep telling you, I'm not a pilot."
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"- Hi, I'm Alan. I'm your copilot. - Yeah..."
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