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Clips from The Simpsons - The Scorpion's Tale (S22E22)

"Rattlesnake!"
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"for your scrap-metal sculptures."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Hmm."
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"Check it out! Something pathetic's going on."
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"You're a fish tank."
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"Fine."
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"Trying to get out of here before Grampa wakes up."
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"and I can synthesize the drug at my plant."
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"I wasn't born yet."
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"I have synthesized 50 different compounds."
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"who will use their beauty and free giveaways"
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"to make sure our drug is prescribed."
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"Uh... this is the nerd fraternity."
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"Be careful... if the wrong hands got hold of it,"
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"a fortune could be made"
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"Flee from my wrath."
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"I've got some junk to put a smile on that corpse."
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"Don't player hate."
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"ironically, on these novelty eyeglasses."
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"Howdy, handsome."
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"of losing hair and penis."
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"Ah!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Meep, meep."
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"Meep, meep."
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"Hey, this was one of the planets on Star Trek."
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"It's so hot I want to wedgie the sun."
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"I wet my arm-pants."
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"Children, I hope we all have a pleasant and orderly day"
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"here at "Satan's Anvil.""
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"No one knows why the early settlers called it that,"
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"and I suppose we never will."
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"Now remember to stay hydrated, and..."
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"Ha! You fall for that every year, Seymour."
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"And the one year I didn't, I was bitten by an actual rattlesnake."
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"Yes, if I recall, you took a sick day you did not have."
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"I was going to lose my foot."
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"Of which you have two. Mm..."
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"Ah!"
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"Greetings, desert dwellers."
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"Git out."
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"The second we let one trespasser on our land,"
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"then every goldang..."
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"Aw, for crying out loud,"
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"It's like Grand Central Station around here."
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"Now, Delbert, be nice."
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"He's just a boy."
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"Oh, sure, first they send a boy,"
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"then a prairie dog,"
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"then they send in them black helicopters."
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"Sir, you have won a National Endowment For The Arts grant"
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"You'll have to put that check in my cold dead hands."
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"Hmm."
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"This park's environment has been preserved"
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"free of invasive species, except for one... rock climbers."
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"Uh, my jaw is not a toe-hold."
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"But if I reach your summit,"
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"I'll have climbed rangers on seven continents."
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"Fine."
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"Oh, I sprained my ankle!"
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"I'm gonna die up here."
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"Hang on, I'm coming up for you."
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"Hurry before it gets dark."
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"This next move is tricky. Yeah."
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"The legends are true."
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"Did you find gold?"
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"Better... the prospectors left naughty French postcards."
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"Whoa, mama!"
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"Bart, this is fool's porn."
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"I'll take it off your hands."
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"C'est si bon."
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"Si bon. Si bon."
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"And... remorse."
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""While beautiful, the desert also harbors hidden dangers:"
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""cacti, poisonous snakes, and most deadly of all..."
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"Scorpions!""
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"They calm down when they're near the Springfield Silvertongues."
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"Now they're aggressive again."
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"I'm sure there's a correlation,"
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"but could there be a... causation?!"
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"These flowers saved me from a terrible fate..."
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"Lisa, we have to go."
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"Milhouse found a hippie skeleton and he's freaking out."
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"Never get off the bus!"
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"Never get off the bus!"
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"You can't throw me out! I'm not dead yet!"
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"That's the deal, man!"
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"I'm sorry, Abe, but you're just too cranky."
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"I got a right to be cranky."
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"The food stinks and the TV's only got one channel."
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"That's a fish tank."
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"That is so hurtful."
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"I wish I was a fish tank."
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"Then I could filter out his nasty words."
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"Call me a fish tank..."
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"Just go, Abe."
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"That doesn't seem fair..."
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"they won't let him escape, then they kick him out."
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"I wonder where he'll go."
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"Either the grave or somewhere much worse."
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"Sour cream and chives?"
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"In my day, all we put on potatoes"
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"was pine needles and barber hair."
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"I hate this century."
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"Okay, we're going to take turns having Grampa as a roommate."
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"Who wants to go first?"
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"Me! Me!"
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"I want him every night, forever and ever."
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"'Cause I love my..."
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"Nose in a funny book, how rude."
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"Ain't you never heard of conversation?"
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"How's it going?"
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"Terrible."
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"I got this new roommate and he won't stop yapping."
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"Here's an experiment for you:"
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"Find a man who wants to marry a lady poindexter."
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"Homie..."
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"Hey, you call that making love?"
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"Homer, I told you he wouldn't sleep through it."
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