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Clips from The Simpsons - White Christmas Blues (S25E25)

"Merry Christmas, Mr. Mouse!"
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"before you put the Christmas ones up."
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"Marge, to that I say, boo, humbug."
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"There's a new Grinch this holiday season,"
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"♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy hunting. ♪"
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"to wait until next year."
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"People, Springfield is now the only town in America"
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"that has snow this Christmas."
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"Who? Who will gouge with me?"
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"Why would a little boy need an aspirin?"
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"God, I bent down to pick up a piece of candy"
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""Jewel of the Fracking Belt"?"
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""Land of Many Water Snakes"?"
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"Oh..."
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"Uh, do you have Life of Pi?"
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"People who have never seen a movie say it is a good movie."
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"I'm so sorry to bother you,"
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"Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen,"
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"Uh, what is that word, honey?"
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"Please, please take our money and everybody wins."
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"Hmm?"
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"Wait a minute. I'm not dead."
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"These are our new boarders."
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"and we'll be able to afford Christmas."
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""The Simpson Bed and Breakfast"?"
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"W.W.B.J.D.? Huh?"
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"♪ My baby she told me she don't want to hold me ♪"
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"♪ And is not thinkin' of me"
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"♪ If just for Christmas"
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"♪ Merry Christmas..."
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"I'm on a break."
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"Welcome to our day care center."
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"Just don't lose this claim ticket."
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"That church doesn't look very inspiring."
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"Darling, did St. Paul worry about the crowds?"
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"But if you could see your way to guiding my fingers"
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"When he starts with "my friends," it's always bad."
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"Friends, every year,"
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"Give with your hearts!"
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"And you will know"
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"the true meaning of Christmas."
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"Daddy, permission for a religious fit?"
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"But I'm gonna give gifts that aren't expensive"
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"Where's the end?"
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"Hey, Marge, we're running out of chestnuts over here."
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"The secret is: Don't read the comment cards."
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"I thought they were just gonna watch me."
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"All eggnog is terrible."
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"Why did I do this for money?"
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"Why did I do this for money?"
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"Huh?"
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"Actually, half a kiosk."
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"Sharing it with Nasreen here."
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"J.Lo use it."
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"Flip me back."
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"♪ Of comfort and joy"
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"Well, they may have more, but the second verse"
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"is where they get all weird and religiousy."
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"And don't skimp on the aromatic bitters."
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"It's not mistletoe,"
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"I've opened up my house to you"
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"Not now. Take out that pillow"
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"The pillow acted as a girdle."
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"The pudding will be Jell-O."
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"The only thing good about this place is the piano player."
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"Professor Digglesby's wand."
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"Now I have every wizarding stick"
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"of Wagglepoofs Academy."
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"Now, Dad,"
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"It's the most hated part of salad,"
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"Actually, the idea to do this came from a book."
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"See?"
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"the true meaning of Christmas."
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"Shut up, Flanders."
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"you haven't left anything? All set."
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"So I went out this morning and I got you this."
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"Yeah, well, we have something to say to you, Marge."
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"♪ And a happy New Year."
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"They creep me out."
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"♪ When the snow lay round about ♪"
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"Oh, the happy sound of a blender."
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"Merry Christmas!"
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"Merry Christmas, movie house!"
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"Hey-hey. Due to modern sensitivity,"
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"we've been asked to block any violent images"
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"that appear in this children's cartoon."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I gotta get this bloodbath off my kids' show!"
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"Damn it!"
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"Bart, don't use language like that."
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"Man, things sure have turned to crap."
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"Homer,"
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"and its name is "global warming.""
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"Meteorologists warn there'll be no snow this Christmas"
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"anywhere in America, not even in Alaska,"
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"where the Eskimos now have a hundred words for "nothing.""
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"Global warming. Huh."
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"By pure coincidence, every scientist was right."
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"But it's not all doom and gloom."
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"Illegal poachers are having a field day."
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"♪ 80 degrees, water won't freeze ♪"
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"♪ God help us, please, no one's on skis ♪"
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"♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy hunting ♪"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Hmm?"
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"Snow?"
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"Snow!"
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"Oh, you know what this means, kids?"
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"I don't have to pick up the dog poops!"
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"Uh, so you see, the "snow""
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"is a microclimate aberration"
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"caused by radioactive steam from the nuclear plant"
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"and, of course, tire fire particulate."
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"So, we're the only place in America with snow,"
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"if you can call it that. I guess you can."
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"Idiots? Why do we reelect this guy?"
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"'Cause his opponent has a long Slavic name."
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"Who want bumper sticker?"
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"So tourists are going to want to come here."
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"Stay in our hotels!"
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