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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Sells His Soul (S07E07)

"D'oh!"
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"Hymns here! I got hymns here! Get 'em while they're holy!"
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"And walk this land"
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"Bart did it!"
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"Soul? Come on, Milhouse. There's no such thing as a soul."
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"I don't hear scrubbing!"
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"and when you die it squirms out and flies away."
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"How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid?"
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"Just, uh, pull them stools up to the pool table."
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"Daddy, this place..."
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"smells like tinkle!"
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"Mm-hmm. I think we'll just go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository."
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"I'm not ashamed."
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"- I sold my soul to Milhouse. - What?"
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"Tsk-tsk-tsk. Poor, gullible Lisa."
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"Geez! You're pretty uppity for someone who eats bugs all day."
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"Stupid automatic door."
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"Sanjay, to the entrance with the Windex."
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"How about Chairman Moe's Magic Wok?"
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"Nah. I want something that says people can have a nice, relaxing time."
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"I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda."
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"Help! Help!"
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"- Nope. I don't feel a thing. - That's creepy, Bart."
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"Ow! Ow! Who's doing that?"
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"Well, suppose someone wanted to buy it from you."
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"Mm-mmm."
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"Hmm. It's not fear of nuclear war."
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"Wait. Wait for me!"
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"An alligator with sunglasses?"
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"Right this way, Homer."
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"Uncle Moe! Here I am, while you eat!"
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"Oh, these look good- "Guilt-Free Steak-fish Fillets. ""
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"What the hell are you doing, you little freak?"
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"And let every soul in Christendom-"
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"I can't take this anymore! I want my soul, and I want it now!"
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"Bart! You didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe-balls!"
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"The one you call Milhouse... is gone."
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"Slow down. Slow down!"
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"I need a soul, Ralph. Any soul."
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"Well, look at the bright side, Moe- you still got us."
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"Moe? Moe?"
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"You're thinking about all the money you blew, aren't ya?"
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"Uh, well-"
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"it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum."
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"in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide, thank you."
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"The Simpsons"
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"Fresh from God's brain to your mouth!"
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"And now please rise for our opening hymn..."
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"uh, "In the Garden of Eden"..."
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"by I. Ron Butterfly."
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"In the garden of Eden, honey"
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"Don't you know that I love you"
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"In the garden of Eden, baby"
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"Don't you know that I'll always be true"
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"Hey, Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?"
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"Shh! Shh! Shh!"
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"Oh, won't ya come with me"
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"And take my hand"
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"Wait a minute."
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"This sounds like rock and/or roll."
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"I know one of you is responsible for this."
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"So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to hell..."
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"where I will eat naught but burning-hot coals..."
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"and drink naught but burning-hot cola."
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"Where fiery demons will punch me in the back..."
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"where my soul will be chopped into confetti..."
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"and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers..."
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"where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds."
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"- That Bart right there! - Milhouse!"
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"Milhouse, you did the right thing."
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"Bart, come with me for punishment."
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"You too, snitchy."
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"I want you to clean every one of these organ pipes..."
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"that you have befouled with your popular music."
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"You shank! How could you tell on me?"
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"Well, I didn't want hungry birds pecking my soul forever."
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"It's just something they made up to scare kids..."
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"like the boogeyman, or MichaelJackson."
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"But every religion says there's a soul, Bart."
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"Why would they lie? What would they have to gain?"
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"If your soul's real, where is it?"
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"It's kinda in here..."
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"and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape."
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"Saying "God bless you" crams it back in..."
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"Uh-huh. What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean?"
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"Oh, it can swim."
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"It's even got wheels, in case you die in the desert and it has to drive to the cemetery."
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"Listen, you don't have a soul, I don't have a soul."
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"- There's no such thing as a soul! - Fine."
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"If you're so sure about that, why don't you sell your soul to me?"
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"How much you got?"
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"- Five bucks. - Deal."
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"There you go. One soul."
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"Pleasure doing business with you."
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"Anytime, chum..."
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"p."
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"All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?"
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"The Spaghetti Laboratory!"
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"Face-Stuffers!"
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"Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery."
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"Well, what about this place?"
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"Moe's."
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"Aah! Natural light!"
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"Get it off me! Get it off me!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was a family restaurant."
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"Oh, it is. It is."
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"Everybody is going to family restaurants these days."
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"Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more."
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"You ain't thinkin' of gettin' rid of the dank, are ya, Moe?"
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"Ahh, maybe I am."
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"Ah, but, Moe, the dank- the dank!"
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"Yeah, family restaurants. That's where the big bucks are."
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"I could turn this joint into a place..."
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"where you wouldn't be ashamed to bring your family!"
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"Hey, put a coaster under that."
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"Oh, Lisa!"
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"There's a little present for you lying in the driveway!"
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"Oh, boy! Really?"
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"Aaah! No! It's dripping funny-smelling water all over me!"
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"I wasted five bucks on these."
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